Belly Wank

12 Sep 2005

Look, I know it does not sound attractive, but when you have a big flabby belly, like I do, you do these things.
I know men who have used their own beer belly for a self-service, but I have recently discovered that my tum is quite useful for a jack-off. Kinda in the same way that one's boobs are. And I like it.
Anyone else do this/get it done to them?
If it turns out to be just us, then it wasn't me that said this, ok?

12 Sep 2005

If its anything as good as the titwank you are giving on the photo in your Ad I bet theres a lot of guys would be queing up for it.
Tried it once with a friend of mine, and yes, its a worthwhile experience.

12 Sep 2005

can't say as i have ever tryed a belly wank
mind you they'd have tto be vvvwe so they didn't get lost in there

12 Sep 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
can't say as i have ever tryed a belly wank
mind you they'd have tto be vvvwe so they didn't get lost in there

12 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
I know men who have used their own beer belly for a self-service

Either I'm exceptionally under-endowed (which I don't believe to be the case), or I don't have anything like as big a belly as I thought I did. smile

12 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
Anyone else do this/get it done to them?

not yet Vix but if the offer is open :twisted:

12 Sep 2005

yeh i would be definately interested in a "belly wank" and also interested in a tit wank because i must say that your breasts are very very nice in your ad. cant say i have ever had a belly would though.

12 Sep 2005

Wow....count me in on that one....Great photo by the way! rolleyes

Where and when do you want to be of service? lol

12 Sep 2005

Not quite what I was expecting this thread to be about!

12 Sep 2005

OK, Mr D, you have lost me, there. confused

12 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
OK, Mr D, you have lost me, there.

lost me too vix rolleyes

by the way, can you show me the technique, and may i practice on your gorgeous hubby please :rascal:

12 Sep 2005

Um, I think you need to eat a shed load more and excercise less for a month or two.
BTW, I'll save you wasting a few calories by taking Lee off your hands for a while.

12 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
Um, I think you need to eat a shed load more and excercise less for a month or two.
BTW, I'll save you wasting a few calories by taking Lee off your hands for a while.

looks like i've lucked out again sad

but sure if you fancy taking Lee off my hands for a bit, your more than welcome :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: biggrin

Kaz looks up from her computer to hear Lee shout......"tell her I'm on my way" as the front door slams shut smile

12 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
Look, I know it does not sound attractive, but when you have a big flabby belly, like I do, you do these things.
I know men who have used their own beer belly for a self-service, but I have recently discovered that my tum is quite useful for a jack-off. Kinda in the same way that one's boobs are. And I like it.
Anyone else do this/get it done to them?
If it turns out to be just us, then it wasn't me that said this, ok?

I would be Interested to know how that works exactly??! I just can't picture it at all!!.......:undecided:

13 Sep 2005

Vix, your ingenuity and inventiveness astounds me once again worship

This i would like to try wink

Yes Vix, i would like to be considered for future trials as a belly wanking guinea pig he he he rotflmao

Preferably with its foxy inventor.
As you well know, a good belly wank :wanker: would be impossible to introduce into mine and hornyreds sex life. rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :wink:
Dino x

13 Sep 2005

Vix ive met you several times and i would find it hard to imagine where the fold is on your belly that you could use to jack off a man?????????? dunno

13 Sep 2005

You are disgusting woman confused

You'd never catch me doing strange things with my belly :shock:
lol

:lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

13 Sep 2005

Quote by Amber
Look, I know it does not sound attractive, but when you have a big flabby belly, like I do, you do these things....

I would be Interested to know how that works exactly??! I just can't picture it at all!!.......:undecided:
Me too - I'm obviously missing out on something good here!

13 Sep 2005

Hey, both Darkfire, Vix I am willing to be a student for you both. Just call. remember when I was posted to Canada, I had one out there and what a feeling smile

:)

13 Sep 2005

Quote by The Dukes
Hey, both Darkfire, Vix I am willing to be a student for you both. Just call. remember when I was posted to Canada, I had one out there and what a feeling :)

had one what? belly wank in canada? what a strange bunch of people

13 Sep 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Hey, both Darkfire, Vix I am willing to be a student for you both. Just call. remember when I was posted to Canada, I had one out there and what a feeling :)

had one what? belly wank in canada? what a strange bunch of people
I'm am loving this wierd and wonderful mix of people that is SH! biggrin

13 Sep 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Hey, both Darkfire, Vix I am willing to be a student for you both. Just call. remember when I was posted to Canada, I had one out there and what a feeling :)

had one what? belly wank in canada? what a strange bunch of people
I'm am loving this wierd and wonderful mix of people that is SH! biggrin

please don't tar me with the same brush as this lot, i'm the normal one :lol:

13 Sep 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1

please don't tar me with the same brush as this lot, i'm the normal one

You lying cow :rotflmao:

13 Sep 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids

please don't tar me with the same brush as this lot, i'm the normal one

You lying cow :rotflmao:
bloody hell insults from the brummie now things are looking bad :lol:
look its not my fault everytime i come in the chat room people talk about piss with me confused

13 Sep 2005

Thought you wanted to have a go also NN smile

:) do you need a student. xxx

13 Sep 2005

Quote by The Dukes
Thought you wanted to have a go also NN :) do you need a student. xxx

i'll skip on the belly wank if its all the same with you, not very flattering is it

13 Sep 2005

BELLY WANK INSTRUCTIONS
1- Get hold of a large, floppy, belly*. One hand either side.
2- Push your hands together, creating a cottage loaf effect.
3- Get hold of the nearest erect penis*. (You will need a third hand for this bit.)
4- Insert the penis into any available fold of the belly.
5- Agitate.

*Belly and/or penis may be your own, or someone elses.

13 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
BELLY WANK INSTRUCTIONS
1- Get hold of a large, floppy, belly*. One hand either side.
2- Push your hands together, creating a cottage loaf effect.
3- Get hold of the nearest erect penis*. (You will need a third hand for this bit.)
4- Insert the penis into any available fold of the belly.
5- Agitate.

*Belly and/or penis may be your own, or someone elses.

OMG that sounds exquisite.
Still I'd have called it a Belly Fuck - like a Tit Fuck? dunno

But then what's a word between folds!!

13 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
BELLY WANK INSTRUCTIONS
1- Get hold of a large, floppy, belly*. One hand either side.
2- Push your hands together, creating a cottage loaf effect.
3- Get hold of the nearest erect penis*. (You will need a third hand for this bit.)
4- Insert the penis into any available fold of the belly.
5- Agitate.

*Belly and/or penis may be your own, or someone elses.

hmm.........can't see the appeal myself!! dunno

13 Sep 2005

ok vix, stoppit right now, first you tempt us all with your very, very very, stunning pictures, but then you go on to describe a new method to tempt us innocents....
how long to drive from sussex to somerset????? lol

i will now need to find someone who will let me try.
thanks for the advice anyway
teppic xxx