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Orgasminator
Quote by markz
all I get id peps trying to sell me double glazing :cry:
You're lucky... I'm such a non-entity I dont even get that, lmao
Sex God
Quote by bhd1976
Never had a pervy phone call, but I did once have an idiot call and threaten to come over and kill me.
Had I not known who it was (local chav kid who I'd had a run in with the previous day, I recognised the voice) I might have been scared. He was so stupid as to call me from his mobile and 1471 provided me with the number.
Rather than call him back and tell him exactly how many pieces he'd end up in after I'd finished with him I merely sorted out one of my bokken in case he really was stupid enough to come 'round, and then proceeded to search the 'net for websites where I could sign him up for SMS spam. I think he was getting about half the bible sent to him daily in individual verses (at last, a use for American evangelists), not to mention reminders to take his contraceptive pill at 5 am every morning.
I got one like that once......
... Some geezer rang my mobile to tell me that he was going to kill me cos I'd murdered his brother :shock: I said that his brother deserved it and that he shouldn't have pissed me off so much :grin: . He reckoned he knew where I lived so I said to save his phone bill why didn't he just come round for a brew and a chat 
. He hung up but kept ringing back :roll: . Obviously, he was just joking, I had never murdered anyone called Johnnie, so I knew I was in the clear, and he got a bit annoying. So, I turned the telly on to something very annoying (Holby City - someone giving birth), turned the volume up and let him listen to that :haha: . I didn't hear from him again :rotflmao: Quote by bluexxx
I got one like that once......
Take it your pervy caller didnt call back blue, was so looking forward to the next installment :cry:
/Hijack/
Yesterday we had a double glazing person out to the house to give us a quote for some work. She was very nice and did her job well. However......... she then phoned her boss to get an actual price for us and he asked to speak to me on the phone first
When I spoke to him he was a complete twat, very rude and extremely unhelpful
(I told him this on the phone and that he had cost himself a sale)
I've just had a follow up call from the company who were under the impression we were re-sheduling the appointment :shock: :shock:
Why am I telling you all this
Well, when they phoned just now I was reading this thread of Blue's
It gave me inspiration!!
The earful I have just given them was classic :lol: Have never known a sales person to try and get OFF the phone so fast in all my life!!
So with thanks to Blue
, you have actually managed to terrorise a double glazing saleswoman on the phone today as well, by default :rotflmao:
/hijack off/]
Fee
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Yesterday we had a double glazing person out to the house to give us a quote for some work. She was very nice and did her job well. However......... she then phoned her boss to get an actual price for us and he asked to speak to me on the phone first
When I spoke to him he was a complete twat, very rude and extremely unhelpful
(I told him this on the phone and that he had cost himself a sale)I've just had a follow up call from the company who were under the impression we were re-sheduling the appointment :shock: :shock:
Why am I telling you all this
Well, when they phoned just now I was reading this thread of Blue's
It gave me inspiration!!The earful I have just given them was classic :lol: Have never known a sales person to try and get OFF the phone so fast in all my life!!
So with thanks to Blue
, you have actually managed to terrorise a double glazing saleswoman on the phone today as well, by default :rotflmao: /hijack off/]
Fee
XX
Sex God
When I was working at a large video store back in Canada, we had a prank caller.
The phone rang and the bloke on the other end started the way much prank calls do. He started to get rude, I got bored, so I hung up.
He rang back again, and the phone was answered by my work colleague. he immediately launched into details of what he wanted her to do to him. She, being of the innocent sort, got quite upset and hung up the phone.
The phone rang again. The male manager looked at us and then whispered 'watch and learn.'
He picked up the phone and remained silent. The prank went on a sexual rant about how horny he was and that he needed to have his cock sucked dry.
My manager in his deepest voice, politely asked 'What time can you get here?'
Prank caller hung up.
Blue, if yer caller rings back, can you use this and let us know how you get on?
The phone rang and the bloke on the other end started the way much prank calls do. He started to get rude, I got bored, so I hung up.
He rang back again, and the phone was answered by my work colleague. he immediately launched into details of what he wanted her to do to him. She, being of the innocent sort, got quite upset and hung up the phone.
The phone rang again. The male manager looked at us and then whispered 'watch and learn.'
He picked up the phone and remained silent. The prank went on a sexual rant about how horny he was and that he needed to have his cock sucked dry.
My manager in his deepest voice, politely asked 'What time can you get here?'
Prank caller hung up.
Blue, if yer caller rings back, can you use this and let us know how you get on?
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
/Hijack/
Yesterday we had a double glazing person out to the house to give us a quote for some work. She was very nice and did her job well. However......... she then phoned her boss to get an actual price for us and he asked to speak to me on the phone first
When I spoke to him he was a complete twat, very rude and extremely unhelpful
I've just had a follow up call from the company who were under the impression we were re-sheduling the appointment :shock: :shock:
Why am I telling you all this
Well, when they phoned just now I was reading this thread of Blue's
The earful I have just given them was classic :lol: Have never known a sales person to try and get OFF the phone so fast in all my life!!
So with thanks to Blue
/hijack off/]
Fee
XX
how many pms have you had since you posted this from double glazing sales peeps?
wrats
xx
Orgasminator
Quote by bluexxx
I got one like that once......
sounds like a good plan, if there'd been a TV in the room I'd probably have tried something similar, though given the time they called I doubt that Countdown or Blue Peter would have had quite the same effect, no matter how loud it was.
Personally I've always figured that anyone who was actually serious about coming 'round to kill me probably wouldn't be stupid enough to call in advance and let me know they're on their way, though I suppose it does stop the embarrassment of turning up and finding I was out enjoying myself. (Which is what happened the one time somebody did actually turn up with the intention of beating me to death.)
Sex God
Quote by kazswallows
Take it your pervy caller didnt call back blue, was so looking forward to the next installment :cry:
No, but I was out last night, so I'm hoping that when I get home tonihght there will be a lovely answer phone message from him, saying how much he has missed speaking to me and how much he is looking forward to me telling him all about my big cock :rascal:
Quote by bluexxx
Take it your pervy caller didnt call back blue, was so looking forward to the next installment :cry:
No, but I was out last night, so I'm hoping that when I get home tonihght there will be a lovely answer phone message from him, saying how much he has missed speaking to me and how much he is looking forward to me telling him all about my big cock :rascal:
well if he doesn't I will,
:wink: I'll disguise my voice to make it more authentic :lol: 
Sex God
Well it might happen tonight, being Friday night and all the piss artists about in the early hours....
Waiting for a full report tomorrow please Bluexxx
Waiting for a full report tomorrow please Bluexxx
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Well it might happen tonight, being Friday night and all the piss artists about in the early hours....
Waiting for a full report tomorrow please Bluexxx
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh yes... I DOhope he rings back tonight :rascal:
Quote by bluexxx
Well it might happen tonight, being Friday night and all the piss artists about in the early hours....
Waiting for a full report tomorrow please Bluexxx
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh yes... I DOhope he rings back tonight :rascal:
I do SOOOO many of these..............just remind me what your number is again
