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Bollox-So What Does This Word mean on SH?
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Have a read:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/24819.html?highlight=
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Bollox is a type of corn grown in the Malay desert. Its primary use is for the production of Bollox bread. Bollox bread us eaten by the testiculr hill tribes. These tribes live in the desert mountains at a height of over 15,000 feet. Normally people would find this very difficult but thanks to the gonadic enzymes within the bread the testiculars, full of bollox live happily.
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Bollocks is serious crap that is wrong.
Bollox is unserious crap that is right.
Or to put it another way it's just people having some crazy, scatological (in the nicest possible way!!) fun on a thread together.
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Bollox is unserious crap that is right.
Or to put it another way it's just people having some crazy, scatological (in the nicest possible way!!) fun on a thread together.
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Bollox takes me back to 2004 when I was young, slim, in ignorant bliss of what the next 4 years would hold. I used to post lots of bollox in the forum then usually after a nice glass of wine :twisted: 
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Today I am am old, fat and totally tuned into life. Oh and more than anything really really happy :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now I dont have time for bollox :cry: :cry: :cry:
.Today I am am old, fat and totally tuned into life. Oh and more than anything really really happy :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now I dont have time for bollox :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Quote by corrie2008
Bollox takes me back to 2004 when I was young, slim, in ignorant bliss of what the next 4 years would hold. I used to post lots of bollox in the forum then usually after a nice glass of wine :twisted:
Today I am am old, fat and totally tuned into life. Oh and more than anything really really happy :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now I dont have time for bollox :cry: :cry: :cry:
Aaah happy days - followed by happy days. Sounds good.
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Quote by Freckledbird
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It's good to know that at least one of my posts has come in handy! ;)Ben ((( may I call you Ben? I've got a broken finger at the mo, which makes Benrums0n a tad tricksy. ))) bollox is exactly what it is, bollox, and it comes in various flavours. You've got your bog-standard bollox, which is yer most commonly used everyday kinda bollox, then you've got yer complete bollox, which is relatively less common but still reasonably common, if that makes sense, and then beyond that, you've got complete and utter bollox, also known as complete and utter shite. It's kind of the same thing really at the higher grades, and quite often involves unicorns, goldfish, that kinda thing. You'll find yer complete and utter bollox is something of a rarity, but trust me, you'll know it when you see it.
If you'd like to have a go at the whole bollox thing, I did once upon a time compile this handy little guide which outlines the creative process involved.
Hope this helps.
Neil x x x ;)
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Warwick, thanks for the sympathy. It's the result of me trying to climb over a fence to get into work on a sturday morning while still three sheets to the wind. It wasn't the best idea I've ever had, and the sight of a steel fence going in one side of my finger and out the other still gives me nightmares. :shock: On the plus side, the little blonde nursey I have to see once a week for physio is unspeakably pretty, so it's not all bad. 
Neil x x x
Neil x x x
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Quote by blonde
There's people in this thread I haven't spoken to for years!!!
Aaahh, the uniting force of bollox.
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And when the bollox are united they will never be divided!!
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Quote by Lost
And when the bollox are united they will never be divided!!
The thought of trying to divide the bollox sounds anatomically excruciating! :shock:
So glad the bollox lives on.......
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And daing, I forgot to say how good it is to see Nellie and Warwick.
I was just a whippersnapper when you were in yer pomp - so to speak.
Aren't Blonde's posts luvverly and Red.
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I was just a whippersnapper when you were in yer pomp - so to speak.
Aren't Blonde's posts luvverly and Red.
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Quote by warwick
Did someone mention goldfish??????????
ah neilnolongerinleedsexceptyouvenowmovedbacktoleedsinleeds sorry to hear about youre finger mate
glad to see the bollox still flows :shock: :shock:
oh by the way anyone need certifying
Remember the time you lost your marbles, that was all bollox!! :bounce:
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OK I hold me hands up
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OK I hold me hands up
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I remember losing my marbles sarah 
Do you remember the bollox when everyone had my avatar :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now that was quality bollox :lol:
And now the return of Neilnolongerinleedsexcept hesnowapparentlymovedbacktoleedsorsowereledtobelieveinleeds the undefeated king of bollox :shock: :shock:
btw eh up tune hows you :lol:
Do you remember the bollox when everyone had my avatar
:lol: :lol: :lol: Now that was quality bollox :lol:
And now the return of Neilnolongerinleedsexcept hesnowapparentlymovedbacktoleedsorsowereledtobelieveinleeds the undefeated king of bollox :shock: :shock:
btw eh up tune hows you :lol:
Quote by blonde
Nutty ...........
Bollox is Bollox .....
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Bollocks is something entirely different!!! :giggle:
Get with the program!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Is Bolox something for injecting into wrinkles? Whereas Bollocks inject into a different furrow completely???
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At the beginning of this topic i was quite happy with speaking bollox/bollocks/bolox as it moves forward through our lives and gains girth this topic has only aided in confusing me so much that i'm considering dropping my bollox (whatever) for good 
Quote by Lost
At the beginning of this topic i was quite happy with speaking bollox/bollocks/bolox as it moves forward through our lives and gains girth this topic has only aided in confusing me so much that i'm considering dropping my bollox (whatever) for good
Oh no LOST please dont drop one!!!!
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You know, it's like the intervening years have rolled away, vanishing like mist in sun, and through the magic of this thread, it's suddenly 2004 all over again. A lot like what happened with that wardrobe in Narnia maybe, possibly, but with fewer talking lions and stuff, and not nearly so much of the whole snowy wastes thing they had going on, though having said that, it is quite nippy this morning, so who knows where we'll end up? 
Warwick, a mere student of bollox me mate. Standing on the shoulders of giants and all that, not worthy to lick so much as the boots of those who came before. ;)
to Mr and Mrs Choon, for Corrie.
N x x x ;)
A lot like what happened with that wardrobe in Narnia maybe, possibly, but with fewer talking lions and stuff, and not nearly so much of the whole snowy wastes thing they had going on, though having said that, it is quite nippy this morning, so who knows where we'll end up? Warwick, a mere student of bollox me mate. Standing on the shoulders of giants and all that, not worthy to lick so much as the boots of those who came before. ;)
to Mr and Mrs Choon, for Corrie. N x x x ;)
