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I did a search and couldn't find this.
After jags' post in the ID thread if got me to thinking, just what to we keep in our wallets/purses (most of it can be used to track you)
Quote by Jags
Even E111 cards are just about to be cards which last indefinitely. HOW many cards do we need, it's like carrying a BHS Choice card, a Boots Advantage card, a Sainsbury's Nectar Reward card, a Tesco's what-ever-it's called card... businesses tracking and recording your purchases.

this is in mine, think i better clean the junk out lol
Driving License
bus pass
college ID
stamps
Photos of kids and hubby
Credit card
2 x switch cards
game card
boots card
bhs card
co-op card
nectar card
blood donor card
trade card (for shop)
guide dog id
activate card
car security card
mobility assist card
jet card
video shop card
homebase card
couple of cards given to me for contact details
2 library cards
accident assist card
NI card
matalan card
toys r us card
and about £25
no cobwebs :lol: :lol:
so what do you keep in your purse/wallet
kaz xx
Go to the gym
it will help with carrying all that weight about lol
Three 20 pound notes, serial numbers AD78166450, DA47207151, CB68278052
One 5 pound note serial number JB08548059
Three 1 pound coins (2x coat of arms design, 1x dragon design)
One 50p coin (Britannia design)
One 10p coin (lion design)
One 5p coin (thistle design)
Three 2p coin (The Prince of Wales design)
One 1p coin (portcullis design)
One durex condom (plain) Lot VW4120, expiry 2009-07
Morgan Stanley credit card (Mastercard globe hologram_
Lloyds TSB debit card (Visa dove hologram)
Driving licence
Lloyds TSB Managers business card (with appointment time that I missed written on the back )
Virgin credit card (Mastercard globe hologram)
JudyTV business card (2005 edition)
first direct credit card (Visa dove hologram)
ING Direct savings account number card
Hospital appointment card
National Trust family membership card (Rumps design)
Hyberbaric Medicine North West Emergency Recompression Unit contact card.
Makro Member card.
Chris
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£80 in 4 £20 notes
Mouth to mouth face sheild
Apair of disposable gloves
Red Crss ID card and various certificates
Post Office Card
Nectar Card
Sainsburys discount card
Natwest debit card
Library card
Matalan card
A book of stamos
National Insurance Card.
English Heritage Card
Boots Card
WHSmiths Clubcard
Donor Card
And I thought there wasnt much in there!!!!!
Quote by oliveoyl
Mouth to mouth face sheild
Apair of disposable gloves

PERVERT!!!
Lol
SPRUNG
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You know in my innocence I didnt think those items through properly without posting really did I?
Quote by marmalaid
JudyTV business card (2005 edition)

I've got two of those (different designs).... lol :lol: :lol:
Plus.....
A tenner
A sales receipt from JJB sports, for a fiver
Co-op bank debit card
A sales receipt from co-op,
A phone number for a guy who might fit a new bath, cheap
2 stamps (2nd class)
02 top up card
Business card for some bodybuilding company or other
Blackwells book shop 10% off discount card
Business card for a B&B I stayed in in Lincs for Clare and Steve's party (well recommended)
Halifax buliding society business card
Staff ID card
Business card for a domestic violence unit in Preston (work related)
Farrell and Heyworth estate agents business card
Donar card
Receipt for from a restaurant in Chorley
My solicitor's business card
4 more stamps (2nd class)
Project Sapphire business card (work related)
Television licence :shock: exp 06/06
Sales receipt from Woolworths,
Bloody hell, and it's only one of those little plastic wallets that come free from the bank :shock:
see!! this is exactly why i dont own a purse or wallit or a handbag.... it gathers way too much crap to get lost...
closest thing i have is a business card holder and it barely shuts...
business cards
switch card
bank card
business bank card
driving lisence
blockbuster card
and i wonder why it wont shut!
Just had a clear-out but still....
Three credit cards
Three bank cards
RAC membership
Library card
Receipt for Pashley bike repair
4 x stamps
1 x Euro stamp
60 Euros
Bloody Tesco nonsense card
Lucky silver thrupenny bit (1914)
1701 farthing
The obligatory condom
Business cards
Code number for storage unit
List of serial number ranges of BSA rifles
Mini-pic of g/f
Hmmmmm....apparently this identifies me as a hopelessly romantic, over-sexed, homicidal, European-friendly, bike-riding businessman with a penchant for history.
Recipt from greece for fags Moblie phone top up recipt O2 top up card electricity card Boots recipt for a play gym for my grandson awwww Lottery for next week WINNER i hope 3 credit cards to the limit 1 debit card Tescos fuel card Boot card Matalan card Libary card Emergency first aid card New look card Built in note book ( full)l Nhs doner card Pic of my daughter Pic of my dog
Quote by bluexxx

JudyTV business card (2005 edition)


Staff ID card
Business card for a domestic violence unit in Preston (work related)
Farrell and Heyworth estate agents business card
Donar card
Receipt for from a restaurant in Chorley
My solicitor's business card


Do you eat that many kebabs? Hmm, lunch time.
Right
Made a mess emptying it all out on the table to count lol
we have,
2 credit cards
2 debit cards
1 maestro newbie thing
AA equivalent card
BA platinum card
Air France Platinum (not mine!, but lent!)
lufthansa travellers card
work ID
Bank Code IT banking, no passwords :P
Condom
Euros
five pound note ???
Donour card
Soc Card
Tax number
ID card
Driving licence
Lots of reciepts
And beer mat with friends new number on :twisted:

A WHSmith receipt for a book I bought on 30/4/07 but still have to collect - The Definitive Book Of Body Language
Argos Card
Chapmans Natuaral Products Loyalty Card
Citibank Credit Card - Max'ed out
Diamond Credit Card - Max'ed out
Virgin Top up card - (haven't a clue why, I'm not with virgin)
Debenhams Card
Debenhams Gift Card
National Insurance Card
2 Library Cards
NHS Exemption Certificate
Intenet Banking Card
Tiffs Hairdressers appointment card
My Lawyers business card
My accountants business card
A Doctors appointment card
The Laser and Aesthetic Clinic card
Another Tiffs appointment card
Another Laser and Aesthetic Clinic card
8 first class stamps
Quote by marmalaid
Three 20 pound notes, serial numbers AD78166450, DA47207151, CB68278052
One 5 pound note serial number JB08548059
Three 1 pound coins (2x coat of arms design, 1x dragon design)
One 50p coin (Britannia design)
One 10p coin (lion design)
One 5p coin (thistle design)
Three 2p coin (The Prince of Wales design)
One 1p coin (portcullis design)
One durex condom (plain) Lot VW4120, expiry 2009-07
Morgan Stanley credit card (Mastercard globe hologram_
Lloyds TSB debit card (Visa dove hologram)
Driving licence
Lloyds TSB Managers business card (with appointment time that I missed written on the back )
Virgin credit card (Mastercard globe hologram)
JudyTV business card (2005 edition)
first direct credit card (Visa dove hologram)
ING Direct savings account number card
Hospital appointment card
National Trust family membership card (Rumps design)
Hyberbaric Medicine North West Emergency Recompression Unit contact card.
Makro Member card.
Chris
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£ 70 ish quid left on a tuesday !!! this late in the month,,you must be well behaved !!!!
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Libra_Love hun do you do time travel :?:
30/4/07 ???
Fred = get me next weeks lottery numbers hun if you do lol
4x20 pound notes
1xfiver pound note
2xpound coins
bingo card (never been)
lloyds tsb debit card
Barclays connect card
river island reciept
virgin reciept
navy id card
drivers licence
tesco club card
not that much realy
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
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Libra_Love hun do you do time travel :?:
30/4/07 ???
Fred = get me next weeks lottery numbers hun if you do lol

Jeeeeez....and they said that stuff would give me flash-backs!
About £30 in change,
A pen solen from the bookies
Some very tatty receipts
1 bank card
1 credit card
Bowles Ski Club card (not been there for yrs)
Gym Membership
Emergency Contact List
3 stamps
£20 note
2 * £10 notes
£5 note
10 Euro note
post it note with phone numbers of people I worked with 12 years ago on it
Argos receipt for whirligig clothes line
Receipt for lunch from Frog Pub in Lisbon
Address of an accountant for a company I used to be a director of
Receipt from Watford Electronics
Ex's bank account details, so I know where to send the money when she bleeds me dry
bus time table from Nice airport to Cannes
Matalan card
Homebase card
Tescos card
BA Executive Club card
Switch card
AMEX card
Visa card
BMW emergency service card
Work ID card from a job I left 6 years ago
Egg card
Fuel card
16 business cards from various people
RAC membership card (expired)
My business card
2 more business cards from other people
Virgin one-account online services card thingie
BT Openzone WiFi access password card (1 month til it expires)
Portugal Telecom WiFi access password card (expired)
8 1st class stamps
Erm, that's it smile
Quote by SXBOY
Three 20 pound notes, serial numbers AD78166450, DA47207151, CB68278052
One 5 pound note serial number JB08548059
Three 1 pound coins (2x coat of arms design, 1x dragon design)
One 50p coin (Britannia design)
One 10p coin (lion design)
One 5p coin (thistle design)
Three 2p coin (The Prince of Wales design)
One 1p coin (portcullis design)
Chris
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£ 70 ish quid left on a tuesday !!! this late in the month,,you must be well behaved !!!!
You don't know me do you? Cash can stay in my wallet for months. I prefer not to spend my own :D

receipt from Halfords dunno
2 receipt's from Argos for kids toys
receipt for £20 top up on my mobile
receipt for a portable DVD player (eldest child's)
Toys R Us receipt for a game cube in March
Sports receipt's x 2
BHS £10 voucher
2 x appointments cards for sons orthordontist.
2 plasters
Face shield for mouth-to-mouth
Little book mark 'For A Lovely Grandaughter'
Post office account card (not mine)
Card for my friends Jewellers
Opticians appointment card
Ians business card
2 x phone top up cards
Matalan card
Lloybs bank card
Capital One credit card
Boots card
Evans card
Goldfish credit card
Uni Identification Pass
Uni Photo copier payment card thingy
An Argos pen redface
2 small keys, probably from a suitcase
that I never knew was tucked in the back
Now can someone tell me now the fLuck I get this crap back into my purse :dunno:
right here goes
£62
spare £10 shoved in the back for when i really need it
10 small pictures of my family
book of 6 stamps
new look card
lloyds tsb debit card
driving licence
tesco card
jet card
video card
chameleons card
sharron
I'd be FAR too embarrassed to make a list of what's in my little leather rucksack type thing - I have a money purse and a card purse and a little wallet with a pic of my dad and they've all got money and cards and kirby grips and things in.
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Little book mark 'For A Lovely Grandaughter'

Who's that for then?
Quote by Dawn_Mids
that I never knew was tucked in the back

I want to know how you can not know the existance of at least 3 coins (ignoring the note, obviously)
Quote by marmalaid

Little book mark 'For A Lovely Grandaughter'

Who's that for then?
Me :eeek:
:kick: :kick: :kick: Marms
Quote by marmalaid

that I never knew was tucked in the back

I want to know how you can not know the existance of at least 3 coins (ignoring the note, obviously)
I don't honestly know, it was just jammed down the back slot :lol2: (Yes I know how that sounds but its amusing me redface)
Dawn
Wan'na buy a suitcase ?
lol :lol: :lol:
Fred
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Me :eeek:
:kick: :kick: :kick: Marms

Yayayay, me cahones!!
kiss
(do get brownie points for asking who it was from?)
*smiles*...
dont have a wallet.. just stuff everything in pocket :-)
Try not to carry cash around....
i have one credit card at home that i use for internet purchases with "DO NOT ACCEPT" written on the signature panel
a Swtich/visa card
a semi real/fake NUS (hey.. 10% everywhere i go... soo mounts up)
if i'm going clubbing/pubbing then i migth take out my membership cards for those places
thats it really
Another Question.. Whats on your keyring
Car Key
House Key
Bike lock key
512mb USB memory stick
Tesco Card (cool arent they)
Small LED light
Quote by HornyBunny
*smiles*...
dont have a wallet.. just stuff everything in pocket :-)
Try not to carry cash around....
i have one credit card at home that i use for internet purchases with "DO NOT ACCEPT" written on the signature panel
a Swtich/visa card
a semi real/fake NUS (hey.. 10% everywhere i go... soo mounts up)
if i'm going clubbing/pubbing then i migth take out my membership cards for those places
thats it really
Another Question.. Whats on your keyring
Car Key
House Key
Bike lock key
512mb USB memory stick
Tesco Card (cool arent they)
Small LED light

I hate carrying keys, so it's car key, Tesco card, Somerfield card.
good god, think we do all need suitcases to carry this crap around lol :lol:
just think if we did a 'whats down the back of your sofa' or 'whats under your bed' thread we could have the spring cleaning done 8 months early :lol: :lol: