CFNM | Swinging Heaven

22 Nov 2003

Right, following the interest in the B/GFZ this weekend I hereby suggest that we hold a proper CFNM party (in case you are not entirely sure that is Clothed Females, Naked Males).
We would, of course, pour you drinks, offer massage etc., etc.. I understand that the only rules at these events are that the men cannot touch the ladies unless specifically invited (or commanded) to do so, but the ladies can do pretty much anything they like to the chaps (sorry, bluexxx but you may have to accept some limitations here!! wink

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I formally offer myself for your every pleasure and know that I can rely on Kat to join me (I am sure he is up for it and even if he isn't Kit will make him!! :twisted: ). Top of my list of wonderful females from this site we have Kit, Sappho, bluexxx, BlueEyes, cumclaire, Jags and Mandy_1964. As long as at least 50% of you are up for it (I will accept 3 as a quorum) I will gurarantee our appearance (oh for goodness sake stop gibbering, Kat).
Now, who is interested and are any other chaps willing to serve?
Come along now, don't be shy!
To make it worth while, perhaps we can pledge some money to charity!

22 Nov 2003

FLIPPING HECK!!!!!
:shock:

22 Nov 2003

Go on Ill do it if its in the name of charidee biggrin

22 Nov 2003

:shock: SUPERB!!!!! :twisted:
Taff666, do you know what happened to the last person who said "Do your worst"???
*giggles* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: rotflmao

:happy:
Can't wait till Bluexxx sees this!!!!!

23 Nov 2003

Taff666, do you know what happened to the last person who said "Do your worst"???

Shhh - history is meant to repeat itself wink

lhk
Kat

23 Nov 2003

Linda was gutted that she was not included in your wish list :cry: .
Mark and Linda

23 Nov 2003

Is this for real? :shock:

23 Nov 2003

Is this for real? :shock:

Oh bluexxx, bless you kiss

, you don't know me very well yet do you? I am not in the habit of saying something unless I mean it. Of course it's for real. Why not? Could be fun, don't you think?

Linda was gutted that she was not included in your wish list .

My mistake Linda. Of COURSE you are included on the wish list. the fact that we missed you off simply means that we are going to have to be especially nice to you on the day :twisted: .
I'll organise the chaps, we need to think of a venue. Somewhere in the North Midlands perhaps, to minimise travel for everyone.
Will

23 Nov 2003

At the risk of repeating myself..... I'm game! smile

Now, about these limitations... they can be streeeeetched can't they?!
;) :twisted:
Mandy

23 Nov 2003

Now, about these limitations... they can be streeeeetched can't they?!

By a VERY long way!!! :twisted: :twisted:
The only reason for imposing some restrictions on bluexxx is that I am a bit worried about some of her tools!!! Provided she promises to only use her body then she has no limitations either.
I get the feeling that this is going down quite well. We need to start making plans.
Please confirm your intentions in a PM.

23 Nov 2003

Me! Me! Me!
Count me in!
Apologies for absence by the way - spent the weekend away. No it wasn't that exciting - a bunch of anoraks at the IPMS Scalemodelworld in Telford, helping out. It DID improve after the annual dinner when there was just little old me and six blokes in tuxedos in the hotel bar. Okay so it was just flirty chat and the rugby but it was fun til 3am and I got lots of goodnight kisses. God, those lads can snog... sigh I'll never see plastic modellers in quite the same light again...!

23 Nov 2003

At the risk of repeating myself..... I'm game!

Game? isn't that a smelly bird?
lhk
Kat
ooo I can see that riding crop getting some SERIOUS use Mandy!

23 Nov 2003

Quote by KitKat
Shhh - history is meant to repeat itself

mmm... I hope so!

23 Nov 2003

Hi,
Will, aren't the women meant to outnumber the men on these occasions? I have never been to one but I have heard a little about them. I would be happy to offer my naked body to be abused (Calm it Bluexxx) by the lovely intelligent ladies on this forum. I have a fair few friends who may be interested too.
I'm just curious, how bad/rude could bluexx be with her 'tools'??? Or is that asking for trouble?

23 Nov 2003

Quote by willxx69
Right, following the interest in the B/GFZ this weekend I hereby suggest that we hold a proper CFNM party (in case you are not entirely sure that is Clothed Females, Naked Males).

Sounds very interesting

23 Nov 2003

Matt,
Thanks for volunteering. You are right, the women should outnumber the men so keep your friends in the background for the time being. Mandy and Sappho have confirmed that they are genuine - we will need to see how many more are.
Bluexxx has gone strangely quiet!! Although we have never met I am reliably informed that she can be very scary indeed with her tools - but that she is a lovely person. You are right the women on here ARE very intelligent - and that is such an attractive trait isn't it?
I will keep you posted.
Best wishes, Will

23 Nov 2003

This sounds very interesting..............in fact sounds like fun biggrin

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Tanina likes to dominate.............and Stuart likes the women to do whatever they feel like (for a change) wink

lol
So you can definitely count us in for this xxxxxxxxxx :P

24 Nov 2003

Quiet...me???? No, just busy - again sad

Well, the problem I have with this idea of naked males is that I don't find the naked male form all that attractive to be honest. The idea of lots of naked men being nice to me (in any way) doesn't sound all that appealing. Sorry to put a dampener on things, and call me strange if you like, but do you see any naked males whatsoever on my web site???? No!!! That's because I prefer males, especially ones that serve, to be dressed appropriately for the occassion :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
There's much more fun to be had with sexily clad males :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
But each to their own, you lot enjoy the nakedness, just turn the central heating up before you start wink

24 Nov 2003

At the risk of sounding like a predictable single male, I'd love to be involved in this: am I allowed? If I ask very nicely?
Mxx

24 Nov 2003

Just a thought... where will the gentlemen stick their name badges so we can identify them? Or am I still in conference mode? confused

24 Nov 2003

If I come in my best frock with condoms in my bag, can I give a nice young man a little surprise
T.S.

24 Nov 2003

In my bid to be accepted at this event, could I draw your attention to the impeccable grammar in my last notice. Does good use of commas and colons mean nothing these days? If that's not sexy, I don't know what is (notice corrst apostrophe use).
Sappho, maybe we could invest in some temporary tatoos...

24 Nov 2003

Quote by mattd
(notice corrst apostrophe use)

LOST it right at the end there!!!!
:shock:

24 Nov 2003

That's because I prefer males, especially ones that serve, to be dressed appropriately for the occassion

Hi Blue then you make us dress appropriately thats your right babe . But the idea is You TELL us.
Taff's quite right blue. Your wish is our command. Of course, we may not have the right stuff in our wardrobe so you may have to provide the cossies. However, if you bring 'em along we'll wear'em!!
Does that change things?

24 Nov 2003

Quote by willxx69
...Somewhere in the North Midlands perhaps, to minimise travel for everyone.
Will

I suggest Stoke as the ideal venue. cuts my travelling down to zero..
steve
x

24 Nov 2003

Does good use of commas and colons mean nothing these days? If that's not sexy, I don't know what is (notice corrst apostrophe use).

Believe me darling. it is sexy - the use of your apostrophes is positively erotic and your mastery of parentheses has a most lascivious touch. However, the fatal error shows a certain hastiness which could be disappointing...
Still, you get my vote!
Sappho xxx

24 Nov 2003

Well thank you Sappho. Yes, I too was disappointed by my error at the end. Must of got over-excited.
I note from your profile that you are in publishing and so you will no doubt appreciate good grammar. If I were in your industry (please note use of subjunctive) I expect I would have acheived geateness by now.
But I am still young and there is time...
Appreciate the voote.
Matt

24 Nov 2003

Oh Dear Matt.. seem to be sinking fast

Quote by mattd
Well thank you Sappho. Yes, I too was disappointed by my error at the end. Must of (have) got over-excited.
I note from your profile that you are in publishing and so you will no doubt appreciate good grammar. If I were in your industry (please note use of subjunctive) I expect I would have acheived (achieved) geateness (greatness) by now.
But I am still young and there is time...
Appreciate the voote. (vote)
Matt

steve

x

24 Nov 2003

Eek. Thanks Steve. Will take more care.
redface

ops: :oops:
You're an educated lot on this site!

24 Nov 2003

If Blue comes along Ill dres in anything that she thinks is appropriate biggrin

looks like Id better wax my legs then lol