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Quote by varca
Not really a chatup line but a complete and utter stranger once walked up to me in the street and handed me a romantic poem he had written. Turns out he used to pass me on the way to work in his car. A rather unconventional approach, very sweet but also a tad bizzare! I can still remember part of the poem lol
Couple of weeks ago I was in town and walking past a row of shops when a guy came running along side me, he said "excuse me can you help me please?" I said yes, thinking he was going to ask for directions and he then proceeded to tell me that something had told him to approach me, that I was his destiny etc etc. Freeeaaaakkkyyy!!! I beat a hasty retreat
Yes I do have one of those neon signs on my head, you know, the ones that only weirdos can see!!
Apart from that had the usual corny one liners - Him "Are you tired?" Me "No" Him "well you should be, youv'e been running through my mind all day" Groannnn!!
well im just working on my techniques for asking you out some time......
right, ive read your profile , know you dont like corny chat-ups , freaky head-fucxs and stalking.....
errrrrr, that doesnt leave me much to work on...... but ill have a go and get back to ya.......
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:I only seem to get cheesey chat up lines in the chat room, the closest I've come to being chatted up recently was a guy putting his hand on my arse while I was out dancing a few months ago - he didn't say a word, just danced with his hand there, I'm a very bad dancer, especially in heels - so unfortunate to stand on his toe with my stilleto.
H.x
H.x
Do they think they stop at the knees and I use a body double for the rest? 
Sex God
Quote by DeeCee
you have mail by the way..........
That's one of the worst ones I've heard in ages!! :giggle:
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Sexlightened
Mr young said to me just b4 we got together
"you have an ass like a peach and i just want to bite it" I thought it was a bit forward at the time but it must have worked been with him 5 years
"you have an ass like a peach and i just want to bite it" I thought it was a bit forward at the time but it must have worked been with him 5 years
had loads of bad chat ups but 2 stick fimly in my mind..
1. you remind me of my ex girlfriend... would you like a drink?
2. at the end of a long night a lad that i really liked asked 'wot would you do if i kissed you?' at which i promptley throw up over him ( i did point out it was at the end of a long night
) and yes we dated for a few months after.
Lou x
1. you remind me of my ex girlfriend... would you like a drink?
2. at the end of a long night a lad that i really liked asked 'wot would you do if i kissed you?' at which i promptley throw up over him ( i did point out it was at the end of a long night
) and yes we dated for a few months after.Lou x
The best one I can remember was when we were in a club, I was next to my wife who was sat on a bar stool, I was talking to the barman when a guy came up to my lady, put his arm around her shoulder and said "Hi babe, what do you call yourself ?" looking the guy up and down my lady replied "Unlucky"
Warming the Bed
Call that inflation!!!!???
It was 2p in my day.....
CB
It was 2p in my day.....
CB
Sex God
Not sure I've had any reeeeally bad chat up lines.
I did once end up dating a guy who used to drive past me every morning at the bus stop. I used to smile at him 'cos I thought he was hot. One day he pulled up round the corner and walked to the bus stop and asked me out for a drink that night... Awwww, those were the days when I was young and impulsive!
We dated for a while. He turned out to be a bit odd.
I did once end up dating a guy who used to drive past me every morning at the bus stop. I used to smile at him 'cos I thought he was hot. One day he pulled up round the corner and walked to the bus stop and asked me out for a drink that night... Awwww, those were the days when I was young and impulsive!
We dated for a while. He turned out to be a bit odd. Quote by Kiss
I quick search on the internet has revealed these little beauties.
"Im no fred flintstone but ill make your bedrock"
"Lets play army man, I'll lay down you blow the hell outta me!"
"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
Nola, now look what you've gone and done.
Sadly missed forumite alert :cry:
Sex God
sorry Winch :therethere:
Orgasminator
Ok heres a few my ex liked.....
Do you like Whales? Wanna go humpback at my place?
I might not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock :roll:
and one I like but have never had the guts to try..
Walking past a guy....'hey! did you just touch my arse'?
Him - No
Me - why not? i've been walking back and forth for the last 10 minutes hoping you would
On second thoughts .......
*Her*
Do you like Whales? Wanna go humpback at my place?
I might not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock :roll:
and one I like but have never had the guts to try..
Walking past a guy....'hey! did you just touch my arse'?
Him - No
Me - why not? i've been walking back and forth for the last 10 minutes hoping you would
On second thoughts .......
*Her*
Sex God
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Warming the Bed
Favourites...
Had this in a bar once "What fucks like a tiger & winks" as the guy winked at me. it made me chuckle so i let him buy me a drink!!
or "Do i know you, cos f*ck me if your name's not Helga"
Had this in a bar once "What fucks like a tiger & winks" as the guy winked at me. it made me chuckle so i let him buy me a drink!!
or "Do i know you, cos f*ck me if your name's not Helga"
