Christmas fancy dress

15 Dec 2003

Has anyone got any ideas on what a 22 year old guy could wear to a christmas fancy dress party at a swingers club.
In other words something sexy but not a stereotypical 'red thong with white trim', swinging guy thing?
Not fair girls have it easy!
Jo and Dave :silly:

15 Dec 2003

Quote by hornyyoungleicestercouple
Has anyone got any ideas on what a 22 year old guy could wear to a christmas fancy dress party at a swingers club.
In other words something sexy but not a stereotypical 'red thong with white trim', swinging guy thing?

Tinsel !!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

15 Dec 2003

Steve_nw's avater may give you an idea.
A belt with some mistletoe on it.
Maybe you could paint your nose red, get some antlers for your head so women can hold onto them and a one piece brown body suit. If you really want you could also get a small saddle and fasten that on too.

15 Dec 2003

Just go naked and when people ask what you are say "A Christmas Cracker"! 8) 8) 8)

15 Dec 2003

Here's the response you would expect from an old perv like me:
8)
How about a sexy Santa outfit with stockings and high heels - that would give the club something to gawp at :twisted:

17 Dec 2003

You could always "deck your balls with boughs of holly"

17 Dec 2003

Quote by OOOOOOPS
You could always "deck your balls with boughs of holly"

Brilliant

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Wilma
x x x x

17 Dec 2003

A fancy dress party AND a bit of S&M!
Though any sex may be difficult.
Oh well Christmas comes but once a year I think I can manage a few days without whilst my balls recover! :crazy:

17 Dec 2003

How about hanging some knickers around your neck and going as "a chest of drawers"?????

19 Dec 2003

Yep; loads of loo roll around ur neck, trailing down to cover any offensive items, then streak the paper with brownish paint/crayon/lipstick, and go as an asswipe.
Sorry but u did ask 4 suggestions lol

19 Dec 2003

Not a very Christamassy suggestion though is it, Mick97 confused