Come and Sit On Santas Lap

10 Nov 2007

And Tell him...or Mrs Claus what you want for christmas..... dont forget to say if you have been a good boy or girl this year lol

Dear Santa, I have been a very good girl this year and I would like....
peace on earth, goodwill to all men (yadda, yadda)
a BIG box of Jaffa Cakes
the keys to the royal mint
and Grant Mitchell in my stocking!! :twisted: :smitten:
lots of love from
Mrs Bonedigger age 36 and 3/4 xxx

10 Nov 2007

BAAAA HUMBUG!!
its only fekkin NOVEMBER!
get a grip and leave christmas till december at least

10 Nov 2007

wow christmas already??? Only November, i've just got rid of my fireworks!

10 Nov 2007

Dear santa,
I have been a very good girlie this year :angel: :twisted: and I would like for christmas,
A smaller size body.
Big boobs! silly

hwoar:
a christian dior lip gloss (pink and sparkly please)
Vin Diesel in my stocking :smitten:
and a big box of thorntons choccies.
Thanks santa
Love and kisses
Lyns ages 25 1/2.
xxxxxx

10 Nov 2007

Quote by lyns
Dear santa,
I have been a very good girlie this year :angel: :twisted: and I would like for christmas,
A smaller size body.
Big boobs! hwoar:
a christian dior lip gloss (pink and sparkly please)
Vin Diesel in my stocking :smitten:
and a big box of thorntons choccies.
Thanks santa
Love and kisses
Lyns ages 25 1/2.
xxxxxx

There's nothing wrong with your body or your boobs hun. wink

All looks fine to me redface

10 Nov 2007

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
can i just have a nice big..... eerr rocket

10 Nov 2007

Quote by Bonedigger

Mmmmmm dear mr santa
Pleae can i have a smaller waist
a new mobile that works
vin deisel and richard gere in me stockings
a happy family
and lots of alcohot
thankyou for letting me sit on your knee
xxxxxxxxxx from Tan aged 24

10 Nov 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
Dear santa,
I have been a very good girlie this year :angel: :twisted: and I would like for christmas,
A smaller size body.
Big boobs! hwoar:
a christian dior lip gloss (pink and sparkly please)
Vin Diesel in my stocking :smitten:
and a big box of thorntons choccies.
Thanks santa
Love and kisses
Lyns ages 25 1/2.
xxxxxx

There's nothing wrong with your body or your boobs hun. wink

All looks fine to me redface

awww thanks surprised

ops:

10 Nov 2007

Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
BAAAA HUMBUG!!
its only fekkin NOVEMBER!
get a grip and leave christmas till december at least

Everyone knows you have to get in there early if you want the best pressies from santa.... wink

10 Nov 2007

Dear Santa....
Please may I have a stress and tear free 2008 :cry:
I promise I'll not ask for anything else.

10 Nov 2007

Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy as usual,
I would like to stay healthy and happy
for the foreseeable future,
If you have any 'confidence'
going spare when it comes to sex
I would be very grateful.
thank you
xx

11 Nov 2007

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mrs bone i been very good this year can i sit on mr bone's lap and then we can talk bout the first thing that come's up hehehehehe. Well gotta get rid of me cobwebs some how lmao.
shaz xxxxx

11 Nov 2007

Quote by jaymar
Dear Santa....
Please may I have a stress and tear free 2008 :cry:
I promise I'll not ask for anything else.

Yup this sounds good to me to :thumbup: can my son excel for once at school (the dissappointment is his face is starting to have major effects in our and his life) can i have no money worries for atleast a month and can everyone inside my bubble and outside my bubble just be happy pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeee
Live and let live
be happy
be healthy and wealthy in life
let love concur all
and just do what you want to do
be yourself :shock:

11 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
Dear Santa....
Please may I have a stress and tear free 2008 :cry:
I promise I'll not ask for anything else.

Yup this sounds good to me to :thumbup: can my son excel for once at school (the dissappointment is his face is starting to have major effects in our and his life) can i have no money worries for atleast a month and can everyone inside my bubble and outside my bubble just be happy pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeee
Live and let live
be happy
be healthy and wealthy in life
let love concur all
and just do what you want to do
be yourself :shock:
kiss

and a :kiss: to Mrs Bone for the lovely hugs and being one of the nicest people on here (amongst a few others who know who they are wink

) I've come across in a long time.

11 Nov 2007

Dear Santa, I have been a very good girl this year and I would like....
a permanent job on lots of money, please!
Love from Cherry aged 21 and a few months innocent

11 Nov 2007

Quote by Cherrytree

Dear Santa, I have been a very good girl this year and I would like....
a permanent job on lots of money, please!
Love from Cherry aged 21 and a few months

Now Cherry, he can bring you nice things but he cannot perform miracles! rotflmao

11 Nov 2007

True, Mar. Mind you, that Santa is a bit skinny and young for my liking.
Maybe an older, stouter one could serve me better?
Like this guy -

11 Nov 2007

Quote by Cherrytree
True, Mar. Mind you, that Santa is a bit skinny and young for my liking.
Maybe an older, stouter one could serve me better?
Like this guy -

Ooooh he must've been BIG! :giggle: you're mad girl!

13 Nov 2007

PlEaSe SaNtA
CaN iHaVe A BeTtEr 2008 ThAn ThIs YeAr
ThAnX
RD
xx smile

:):)

13 Nov 2007

NIce load air horns for my landy please.

16 Nov 2007

I'd like an attractive french maid to come and dust my house. While she was there could she polish my tools. They cum up lovely with a good rub.

16 Nov 2007

:kiss: :kiss: Keeno biggrin

16 Nov 2007

Quote by jaymar
Dear Santa....
Please may I have a stress and tear free 2008 :cry:
I promise I'll not ask for anything else.

Couldn't have put it better myself. Can I share your Christmas wish please hun? kiss

16 Nov 2007

Quote by winchwench
Dear Santa....
Please may I have a stress and tear free 2008 :cry:
I promise I'll not ask for anything else.

Couldn't have put it better myself. Can I share your Christmas wish please hun? kiss

Of course you can.... when 1st Dec comes along, I'll post some virtual mistletoe, we'll make those wishes and fingers crossed! :kiss:

17 Nov 2007

thought that said: sit on satan's lap!
lp

17 Nov 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
thought that said: sit on satan's lap!
lp

and much more fun I hear hes a horny little devil :evil2:

17 Nov 2007

Quote by jaymar
Dear Santa....
Please may I have a stress and tear free 2008 :cry:
I promise I'll not ask for anything else.

Couldn't have put it better myself. Can I share your Christmas wish please hun? kiss

Of course you can.... when 1st Dec comes along, I'll post some virtual mistletoe, we'll make those wishes and fingers crossed! :kiss:
Can I do likewise cant think of anything i'd like more. (Maybe make it up with me mum too. If i can have a tree present)

17 Nov 2007

Quote by Lost
Dear Santa....
Please may I have a stress and tear free 2008 :cry:
I promise I'll not ask for anything else.

Couldn't have put it better myself. Can I share your Christmas wish please hun? kiss

Of course you can.... when 1st Dec comes along, I'll post some virtual mistletoe, we'll make those wishes and fingers crossed! :kiss:
Can I do likewise cant think of anything i'd like more. (Maybe make it up with me mum too. If i can have a tree present)
:shock: ! Lost... do you ever sleep??
Of course you can :kiss: - think I should start an IOU list?? :grin:

17 Nov 2007

Quote by jaymar
Dear Santa....
Please may I have a stress and tear free 2008 :cry:
I promise I'll not ask for anything else.

Couldn't have put it better myself. Can I share your Christmas wish please hun? kiss

Of course you can.... when 1st Dec comes along, I'll post some virtual mistletoe, we'll make those wishes and fingers crossed! :kiss:
Can I do likewise cant think of anything i'd like more. (Maybe make it up with me mum too. If i can have a tree present)
:shock: ! Lost... do you ever sleep??
Of course you can :kiss: - think I should start an IOU list?? :grin:
poke

ahem dont you have an I.O.U. list already :haha:

17 Nov 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
Dear Santa....
Please may I have a stress and tear free 2008 :cry:
I promise I'll not ask for anything else.

Couldn't have put it better myself. Can I share your Christmas wish please hun? kiss

Of course you can.... when 1st Dec comes along, I'll post some virtual mistletoe, we'll make those wishes and fingers crossed! :kiss:
Can I do likewise cant think of anything i'd like more. (Maybe make it up with me mum too. If i can have a tree present)
:shock: ! Lost... do you ever sleep??
Of course you can :kiss: - think I should start an IOU list?? :grin:
poke

ahem dont you have an I.O.U. list already :haha:
blink

omg! oh yes... oops, in that case you may proceed to the top! wink