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Warming the Bed
Winner gets....um, well, fuck all really!
Is that the wineer gets to Fuck all the other memebers, or all the other members get to fuck member 5000? :twisted:
Warming the Bed
Ok, Calculator out. 5000 people, lets say a leisurely 5 mins 
per person to do their bit, that is 25,000 minutes or 417 hours, or 17.5 days of constant shagging!!
Or at 10 hours a day, 42days of sex!! Now that would be fun!!!
per person to do their bit, that is 25,000 minutes or 417 hours, or 17.5 days of constant shagging!!Or at 10 hours a day, 42days of sex!! Now that would be fun!!!
Is that the winner gets to Fuck all the other members, or all the other members get to fuck member 5000?:shock:
I knew I should have chosen my words more carefully.I suppose that would depend on the winners sexual preferences. Perhaps we should let them have the choice.
Mind you. I think member 5000 is in for an interesting first visit! :roll: I hope they have a sense of humour!
Of course, there may be hundreds of lurkers who are sitting out there now, reading this and thinking "It could be me" 8)
lhk
Kat
Oh dear, perhaps I should have thought this through and chatted with Mark first! 
Looks like another server test on the way. Sorry Mark! 
ops:Quote by BlueEyes
I'll go for January 30th at hours!
If I win, I want Fred Flinstone, Kat, Blissed, DJohn, steveg_nw, Willxx69, gmanxxx, Carpy, Mark, Bassdude, steve_1, Mr Writer, bigdaz69, Sgt Bilko, harry0, Andy_Wakefield (and anyone else I have forgotten...) to do the full monty for me!!!
:twisted:
You got it honey!!
8)
Sex God
Quote by Sappho
Just how long would it take to be screwed by all 5000 members I wonder.
I can't help but be reminded of The Baby Of Macon, which is not something I would like to remember in this context.
Quote by BlueEyes
If I win, I want Fred Flinstone, Kat, Blissed, DJohn, steveg_nw, Willxx69, gmanxxx, Carpy, Mark, Bassdude, steve_1, Mr Writer, bigdaz69, Sgt Bilko, harry0, Andy_Wakefield (and anyone else I have forgotten...) to do the full monty for me!!!
Only if you promise to keep your eyes closed. No peeking!
Quote by chriswantsgroup
Is that the wineer gets to Fuck all the other memebers, or all the other members get to fuck member 5000?
Option 1 please :twisted:
Quote by Kat
I suppose that would depend on the winners sexual preferences. Perhaps we should let them have the choice.
Just line up the females!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
WhooHoo!!!! :taz: :taz:
Don't know what you're talking about Steve
As a totally impartial observer I offer my services as an official adjudicator to make sure that prize goes to the right member_5000.
Seeing as there's only one member_5000 here (whomever that may be) the judging should be quite simple. :twisted:
Steve
As a totally impartial observer I offer my services as an official adjudicator to make sure that prize goes to the right member_5000.
Seeing as there's only one member_5000 here (whomever that may be) the judging should be quite simple. :twisted:
Steve
Well who ever is member 5000, it seems like Misschief got closest as she chose 27th 1930 hrs, think she was only onle to choose 27th....Don't be fooled Gman, there are still only 4973 registered members of the site. Apparently, some nefarious person is attempting to sabotage the competition to suit his own ends.
I was fooled too! but then again, that is nothing new!
lhk
Kat
)Warning!
Swinging Heaven has been infiltrated by a male suspect in a filthy raincoat. He should be unmasked at all costs - but go carefully. He could flash at any time. He has already tried to lure one delicate female member to her doom.
Sappho, Minister for Intelligence and Salsa
Here missy, missy, missy.......come look what member_5000 has got for you. Mmmmmmm.......
Swinging Heaven has been infiltrated by a male suspect in a filthy raincoat. He should be unmasked at all costs - but go carefully. He could flash at any time. He has already tried to lure one delicate female member to her doom.
Sappho, Minister for Intelligence and Salsa
Quote by Sappho
Warning!
Here missy, missy, missy.......come look what member_5000 has got for you. Mmmmmmm.......
Swinging Heaven has been infiltrated by a male suspect in a filthy raincoat. He should be unmasked at all costs - but go carefully. He could flash at any time. He has already tried to lure one delicate female member to her doom.
Sappho, Minister for Intelligence and Salsa
You're next my delicate little flower....... :twisted:
Member 5000 8)
for mischief