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Corn on the cob.....

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Love it..... or hate it....?
Here I am sat here, burning the tips of my fingers, and my lips trying to eat my lunch... and it suddenly crossed my mind am I really as odd as I think I am sometimes....
I prefer mine in butter with a splashing of salt biggrin
How do you eat yours without burning your fingers??
Two forks, one in each end, go at it like a typwriter (just like on the cartoons!!) (Who said tv couldnt be educational??!!)
Dont burn my fingers but the number of times I've burned my lips on hot butter...OUCH!
Has anyone ever found a use for the left over cob???
only just found that its great to throw at the cat when she's clawing my sofa biggrin
I'll run before the pussy friendly folks tear me apart wink
bolt
I lurveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee corn on the cob, but its not something id order on a date, with butter dribbling down my chin and bits stuck between my teeth for hours after confused
Ive got sweet little Minnie and Mickey Mouse corn forks, so no burnt or messy fingers!
not to mention the fact that it is probably the only edible food the body cannot break down....
not ideal for the backdoor brigade :shock:
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not to mention the fact that it is probably the only edible food the body cannot break down....
not ideal for the backdoor brigade :shock:

ewwwwww that reminds me of my brothers description of it... Devils food he used to call it... for that very reason... It comes out the same way it went in... YUK YUK YUK
I tend not to think of that when enjoying it though redface :angel:
I use a sharp pointed knife and stick it in the end... forks are a bit too wide and don't really stay in too well..
and butter is OK, but I like mine with pesto on ... ( don't knock it until you have tried it )
mmmm... if there aren't any in the freezer, i am going to have to run off to the shop now to buy corn on the cobs...
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I use a sharp pointed knife and stick it in the end... forks are a bit too wide and don't really stay in too well..
and butter is OK, but I like mine with pesto on ... ( don't knock it until you have tried it )
mmmm... if there aren't any in the freezer, i am going to have to run off to the shop now to buy corn on the cobs...

redface I do hope there is some in the freezer wink
but just incase there aint .......... byeeeeee bolt
sorry tatty for upsetting your lunch - deepest apologies :cry:
Love it, and generally rely on my asbestos fingertips or a steel skewer in one end.
we use to go to KFC and would say to Phil that i would have a "corn on the knob".then one day in the shop i asked for 2 pieces n chips and a corn on the knob redface ..............................i didn't go back in again smile
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not to mention the fact that it is probably the only edible food the body cannot break down....
not ideal for the backdoor brigade :shock:

ewwwwww that reminds me of my brothers description of it... Devils food he used to call it... for that very reason... It comes out the same way it went in... YUK YUK YUK
I tend not to think of that when enjoying it though redface :angel:
I KNEW there was a reason I don't eat the stuff...
Minx x x
i put loads of butter and salt on
let it cool down then eat it
I love it, specially with barbecue style sauce biggrin
Great as a fishing bait though. smile
cc_7up
Can't beat corn on the cob, couple of skewers in the ends, liberal amount of butter, deeeeeeeeeeeeelicous. biggrin :D :D
I love it.
My favourite way is steamed then popped on BBQ for a minute or two.
Big wodge of butter and coarse black pepper mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Fingers are the way forward as well.
It's not nearly as much fun unless you get the butter running down to your elbows. biggrin :D
Jas
XXX
Love corn on the cob, but one of my pet hates is those cutesy little prong-handle-things for eating it... more trouble than they're worth, keep falling out, then stabbing you in between the fingers which HURTS, and anyway you should only eat corn on the cob safe in the knowledge that you're about to get covered in butter. biggrin
Oooooh, I'm hungry now.
...Wanders off to check the freezer....
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Great as a fishing bait though. smile
cc_7up

How does that work then? Do you wade in and club the fish with the cob? dunno or hope some fish thinks it's just a really big maggot? lol :grin:
Generally like it with loads butter/salt - 2 people, one each side, nose to nose- rinsed away at the end with a nice Chablis or Muscadet - HEAVEN on earth.
I hate corn on the cob..........but weirdly love baby corn on the cob!!!!!!!
I must just like em young!!!!...........eh,cocoa!!!! lol
Martyxxx
lol love it biggrin
bit of butter ...................twisted on both sides with min forks :D
Yum :P
Oh bugger!
It 22:21 hrs, im freshly bathed and sitting here in me jammies (TM Tatty) and i want...........
CORN ON THE COB! banghead
*tatty goes to the freezer and sticks 2 mini corn on the cob's in a microwaveable dish... places 30mls of water in... cover with cling film.. pierces holes in top and bungs in the microwave for 4.5 mins....... biggrin
Turns round... sticks the kettle on to boil, 1 tsp coffe, 1 tsb sugar into a mug.... puts a spot of milk in the mug, pours boilled water from kettle into the mugs.....
Bends and gets a plate from the cupboard..... opens the butter... places a knob onto the plate... gets the salt out the cupboard above her head....
Turns back to the microwave removes the dish.... places the corn on the cobs onto the plate, picks up the coffee mug and walks into the forum, and see's GenHertsCpl wanted corn on the cob.... here you go hunny.... have mine :D
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*tatty goes to the freezer and sticks 2 mini corn on the cob's in a microwaveable dish... places 30mls of water in... cover with cling film.. pierces holes in top and bungs in the microwave for 4.5 mins....... biggrin
Turns round... sticks the kettle on to boil, 1 tsp coffe, 1 tsb sugar into a mug.... puts a spot of milk in the mug, pours boilled water from kettle into the mugs.....
Bends and gets a plate from the cupboard..... opens the butter... places a knob onto the plate... gets the salt out the cupboard above her head....
Turns back to the microwave removes the dish.... places the corn on the cobs onto the plate, picks up the coffee mug and walks into the forum, and see's GenHertsCpl wanted corn on the cob.... here you go hunny.... have mine :D

Oh I love Corn on the Cob......
Could you bring me some as well please (does it matter that I'm just about to get in the bath?? innocent)
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*tatty goes to the freezer and sticks 2 mini corn on the cob's in a microwaveable dish... places 30mls of water in... cover with cling film.. pierces holes in top and bungs in the microwave for 4.5 mins....... biggrin
Turns round... sticks the kettle on to boil, 1 tsp coffe, 1 tsb sugar into a mug.... puts a spot of milk in the mug, pours boilled water from kettle into the mugs.....
Bends and gets a plate from the cupboard..... opens the butter... places a knob onto the plate... gets the salt out the cupboard above her head....
Turns back to the microwave removes the dish.... places the corn on the cobs onto the plate, picks up the coffee mug and walks into the forum, and see's GenHertsCpl wanted corn on the cob.... here you go hunny.... have mine :D

Oh I love Corn on the Cob......
Could you bring me some as well please (does it matter that I'm just about to get in the bath?? innocent)
Not at all... but you want to eat the corn on the cob in the bath The_Laird??
:happy: :happy: I'll wash you while you eat it too if you like (I quite like batheing people you know teeheehee) :D
redface If that's ok with LadyFeeBee of course wink
love corn on the cob ..
..don't have it enough!
fingers and lips dripping with butter!
but not in public! wink
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>walks into the Lairds bathroom, gratefully takes Corn on the cob from Tatty kiss and slips in with the Laird and Tatty............ wink
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>walks into the Lairds bathroom, gratefully takes Corn on the cob from Tatty kiss and slips in with the Laird and Tatty............ wink

Oh..........sharing in the bath
Dont ya just LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!
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