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Jags will never find me in here if I bury myself under all these coats. WTF is that? Spanners? must remember to mention them to Bikerguy
lhk
Quote by KitKat
Jags will never find me in here if I bury myself under all these coats. WTF is that? Spanners? must remember to mention them to Bikerguy
lhk

Hiding or not, here I come...
OOPPs here's Kate.... surprise, surprise...I can smell chaomis leather a mile off sweetheart!!!
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Clear a bit of space in your cupboard, the world has gone mad :shock: :shock: :shock:
sorry Kat, i got the cupboard under the stairs first!
Might be room if I squeeze over a bit..
:cry: :cry: Bugger, I am so crap at this game, I always lose! :cry: :cry:
Ive got my eyes closed realy! realy tightly and my hands over my ears!!! AH! safe at last. :shock:
Budge up, you lot. I've been bad. No treats for me today.
Hope there aren't any spiders in here!! lol
Oh, i think we can get a few more in here....
Jeeeeezzzzzzzz!
BlueEyes - did you just fart? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Your making my eyes water hun! confused :?
Fred
He who smelt it dealt it :mrgreen:
first man hiding 2man shout if i find you ill give you agood f##king first man im in the cupboard
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first man hiding 2man shout if i find you ill give you agood f##king first man im in the cupboard

Could you re-write this again please - can't understand it!
2 men after a arguement one runs and hides 2 man shouts if i find you i will give you such a good fucking first man says in little voice i am in cupboard redface
Jags ... It ain't just you.... rolleyes :roll:
Gmanxxx
Oh Jags honey, I am in the cupboard again....Fancy a snog?
lhk
Quote by KitKat
Oh Jags honey, I am in the cupboard again....Fancy a snog?
lhk

Would LOVE a snog with you Kate - let's hope The Sun isn't watching though!!! And don't let Kit see cos she'd only get jealous and I don't fancy her!!!
Tongues or no tongues??
Goes off to gargle with Listerine in anticipation............
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Kit
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Kit - you KNOW I love you loads .. but Kate is just so delicious I can't help myself... it's the chamois leather look!!
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Would LOVE a snog with you Kate - let's hope The Sun isn't watching though!!!
Pucker up then my lovely, the Sun is always with me when I am with you.
passionkiss
Aww... don't feel left out, Kit. I'll give you a snog. I'm sure you need one.
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Oops, not sure how that last one got there. I hope you don't mind wink
Oops, not sure how that last one got there. I hope you don't mind That's OK DJohn - I hardly noticed :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: blast oops, don't know how that last one got in ther, I hope you don't mind!
Kit
xxxx
i've been in here a while, can I get a snog? Need something to occupy me with after all...
Well, Kit. Now that you've given up smoking, it's understandable that you'll still want something in your mouth. I'm just happy I can be of service to you!
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mmmmm, Swinging Sardines!
If I had known, I wouldn't have had that curry.
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passionkiss to wilma!