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I've just read the thread that asked did women like 'them' large or wide.
Now, I guessed that we were hypothetising about penises (or is it penii? dunno) rather than sausages or bread (Bloke you are odd!) and that got me thinking...
Do men have the same discussion/debate about ladies' bits?
Does the question get asked about size or, dare I say it, capacity? Or do you have preferences about size or shape of labia or clitoris?
The question about length vs. girth when it comes to cock size and shape is a commonly discussed thing (at least in my smutty circle of friends :rascalsmile but I'm not sure men are similarly concerned/exercised/fascinated by the size or shape of lady bits...
Discuss.
Nola x wink
clean
lp
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clean
lp

shaven?
Can I add a tiny bit even tho' I is a woman. ?
Urm. I like women's bits.
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Can I add a tiny bit even tho' I is a woman. ?
Urm. I like women's bits.

Of course you can redface *gives self a smack on the wrist*
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clean
lp

shaven?hygiene initially
and generally I am clean shaven yes... unless you're refering to... ewww... pervert!
lp
Boobs Boobs boobs and more bigger Boobs :shock:
did I mention Boobs..
trav..
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Can I add a tiny bit even tho' I is a woman. ?
Urm. I like women's bits.

Of course you can redface *gives self a smack on the wrist*
Indeed Nola. smackbottom
Now go and sit in the corner and complete an Equality and Diversity workbook and don't post another thread until it's finished. :giggle:
If we're doing single word answers can I add......
moist
Got to admit that as long as it's warm and wet (and I guess one of those may be optional ..... necrophilia is dead boring :lol2: ) I don't have any kinda preference.
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Can I add a tiny bit even tho' I is a woman. ?
Urm. I like women's bits.

Of course you can redface *gives self a smack on the wrist*
Indeed Nola. smackbottom
Now go and sit in the corner and complete an Equality and Diversity workbook and don't post another thread until it's finished. :giggle:
If we're doing single word answers can I add......
moist
Got to admit that as long as it's warm and wet (and I guess one of those may be optional ..... necrophilia is dead boring :lol2: ) I don't have any kinda preference.
See! That's why men don't discuss sizes and shapes of women's bits. They're not fussy and don't care so long as they get access to some (and it ain't dead yet lol).
I never knew ladies discussed mens penises!! I thought they bored them (geddit?)
I must admit there have been times when I've noted the nature of the accommodation but only in passing.
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from the urban dictionary:
1. furkle
furkle-verb
to search and fumble about for something, perhaps furtiveley
She furkled up the bishop's robe to help him find his tassles.
She furkled up his inside leg to find his leg measurement
2. furkle
To heat food at the lowest possible temperature. Below 'simmering' probably only possible by the use of gas appliances. The word FURKLE was invented by Paul Kelly (English) and mentioned first in letters home (2000) and also in his blog 'Daze Off' (whilst teaching Americans how to cook Curry).
KEITH FLOYD (The chef) once stated that he didn't think there was such a word (to describe the lowest possible gas setting whilst cooking food slowly).
To 'furkle'. Cooking on a domestic gas cooker, food would be first cooked and browned and once all ingrediants had been cooked through, the gas would be set as low as absolutley possible, so low as to just 'furkle' the food, to keep the heat sufficient to maintain a low heat, slight bubbling and nominal steam.
so, are we talking foodstuffs again, or tassles?
lp
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so, are we talking foodstuffs again, or tassles?
lp

There are lady bits with tassles?! :shock:
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so, are we talking foodstuffs again, or tassles?
lp

There are lady bits with tassles?! :shock:ask Mrs Flower mid-furkle
lp
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Can I add a tiny bit even tho' I is a woman. ?
Urm. I like women's bits.

Of course you can redface *gives self a smack on the wrist*
that was it really.. I just like women's bits. I like licking them I like breathing in the scent of an aroused woman. I like taking the clitoris lips into my mouth and running my tongue along inside them. I like running my tongue around and around the clitoris.
I love sliding my tongue into and out of a woman's cunt and tasting her wetness on my face. I love feeling her tighten around my fingers when she cums. I adore feeling her g-spot become engorged especially after she has just cum for the first time.
I love women's bits.
*tries to ignore Splendid* redface
I've heard blokes make reference to so & so having "The tightest cunt I've ever fucked"- and that was over dinner, in company. Bloody sailors. :shock:
And, conversely to "*** was like a dogs dick in a bucket." So I guess there are guys with a preference.
In reality, what's a fuck without friction?
kebab size is often discussed................. cool
I cant ever recall discussing the size of a womans pussy but tits.....
Now thats a totally different matter...
Size.....shape......weight......nipple size......pendulousness (is that even a word....I doubt it) :lol2:
The above list is not exhaustive ;-)
Hairy and very wet. Very scenty in a natural juicy sort of way. Very tasty in way that highlights viscosity. And owned by someone who really, really wants you to have your face there. Indeed a place so inviting that one would want to spend a whole afternoon with ones face buried there in a celebration of mutual pleasure, tender laughter and " Did you remember to set the video?"
There was an extensive discussion in one of the SH chat rooms the other day about the rairty and desiribility of perfectly symetrical labia.
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that was it really.. I just like women's bits. I like licking them I like breathing in the scent of an aroused woman. I like taking the clitoris lips into my mouth and running my tongue along inside them. I like running my tongue around and around the clitoris.
I love sliding my tongue into and out of a woman's cunt and tasting her wetness on my face. I love feeling her tighten around my fingers when she cums. I adore feeling her g-spot become engorged especially after she has just cum for the first time.
I love women's bits.

:smitten:
I don't know if this will reflect on me well or badly, but I don't really understand what makes a "good" pussy I've heard it said friction is good, I suppose that is true up to a point, I don't fancy trying to slide it in and it feeling like you are dragging your nob along a dry stone wall.
I am fond of the curvaceous bottom or the large boob, but as for the internal dimensions and relative fluidity, I can't say I worry too much. I tend to believe most women are very adaptable to any given... erm ...situation.
Surely though, hygiene is a given, otherwise where's the fun in messing things up?
I like all varieties of vaginas.
Some of my lovers have had issues about their labias, being big, distended and when the inner ones hang out, or about the size of their clits.
I don't mind being told that I have a 'tight' one (you know who you are) which was nice, but generally my preferance is for clean shaven / trimmed / clean / aroused.
As to the aesthetic appeal I couldn't give a flying feck. A woman has to feel comfortable with what she's got and happy with the proportions.
It's very offputting to have a lover that doesn't like her own pussy...
Most women won't admit to getting a mirror out and having a good look! It's a necessity. I even have a birthmark down there (entertaining discovery).
Amber
I like em shaved and clean and preferably in my bed :twisted:
Surely the answer for most blokes who are after all by definition exceptionally shallow is....
We aint fussy !
Personally i like the one on the end of my tongue and fingers !
Clean and fresh is a given !- we aint that shallow.
To expand on the 'look' element ...
How about taste ?
There is great variety - most are umm but some are wow tastes fantastic
Alan
Firstly, clean. I don't mind hairy or shaven, but prefer shaven lips with a little cropped hair. Everything needs to be in proportion. boobs, waist, hips, bum, thighs etc, more than individual size - big or small.
For me as long as you are really 'into' each other, size and shape is a secondary consideration. passionkiss