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Sex God
one for the girls......
Im a lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lav-a-try
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
Im a lumberjack...and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars
I'm a lumberjack...and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa
Oh, I though you were so RUGGED
they dont make songs like they used to
staggy
Im a lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lav-a-try
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
Im a lumberjack...and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars
I'm a lumberjack...and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa
Oh, I though you were so RUGGED
they dont make songs like they used to
staggy
Orgasminator
i`m not sure any more, everyone keeps changing their minds and names 
so who`s who and who`s not?
and who is doing what to whom and when and...........................i give up
so who`s who and who`s not?
and who is doing what to whom and when and...........................i give up
Quote by wild rose and the stag
one for the girls......
Im a lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lav-a-try
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
Im a lumberjack...and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars
I'm a lumberjack...and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa
Oh, I though you were so RUGGED
they dont make songs like they used to
staggy
Dear Sir,
I wish to complain on the stronglyest possible terms about the previous
entry in this file about the lumberjack who wears womens' clothes. Some of
my best friends are lumberjacks, and only a FEW of them are transvestites.
Yours faithfully,
Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs.
P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the radio times.
Quote by sercher01
wouldnt worry m8 admin have just bin on the radio an sorted it? :shock:
SH isnt a secret anymore?pmsl
Bearing in mind that SH has been the largest swinging website for years, it's hardly been a secret
And I doubt that Martin would have given any details about the members that a guest couldn't find out for themselves....
Oh and just so you know...... Shireen is my real name so anyone digging around that know's me doesn't have to be a dimwit to figure it out.... So who has more to loose by being on this site?? Not those that use nicknames!!.... Am I having a go at Admin for trying to make people realise that we are not all freaks?? No... So lets pack it in with the Admin bashing if you dont mind :roll:
Sex God
errrrrr! no longer the knights who say NI!
now the knights that say
ecky ecky ecky wip pon ding!
i think i bit off more than i can chew with that 1
anyway get me a shrubery
now the knights that say
ecky ecky ecky wip pon ding!
i think i bit off more than i can chew with that 1
anyway get me a shrubery
Sex God
is this the room for an argument?
Sex God
sercher me?????????? 
Can I kill this thread with this gem?
Headmaster: So just listen... now did I or did I not do vaginal
juices?
Pupils: Yes sir.
Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir.
Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her
off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight
for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.
Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.
Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.
Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.
Another: Bite the neck.
Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so
on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we
stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir.
Headmaster: All these form of stimulation can now take place.
... And of course tongueing will give you the best idea of how
the juices are coming along. Helen... Now penetration
and coitus, that is to say intercourse up to and including
orgasm.
Headmaster: So just listen... now did I or did I not do vaginal
juices?
Pupils: Yes sir.
Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir.
Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her
off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight
for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.
Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.
Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.
Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.
Another: Bite the neck.
Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so
on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we
stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir.
Headmaster: All these form of stimulation can now take place.
... And of course tongueing will give you the best idea of how
the juices are coming along. Helen... Now penetration
and coitus, that is to say intercourse up to and including
orgasm.
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Can I kill this thread with this gem?
Why you asking me! :shock:
As long as you're not trying to kill me........ it's ok....... cos arguements are down the hall anyway!
;) Sex God
NO! dont close it yet plz! :cry:
i meen we havent even had the crusifixtion or the frigin lions yet :shock:
come on we'r only just gettin walmed up for jahovers sake??????
i meen we havent even had the crusifixtion or the frigin lions yet :shock:
come on we'r only just gettin walmed up for jahovers sake??????
Sex God
or the coconuts, or the swallows...............
Sex God
come on look how much fun a good crusifxtion can be?
we had a gr8 stonin so! what do u say????????? :twisted:
always look on the bright side of life
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :thumbup:
everybody! come on u know the words?
we had a gr8 stonin so! what do u say????????? :twisted:
always look on the bright side of life
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :thumbup:everybody! come on u know the words?
