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I have just done a wash and I want to know ......
Why is it that when the quilt cover is washed (forgot to do it up before shoving it in the machine
), when you take it out every other scrap of washing is inside the cover :shock: - not one pair of knickers or one sock was left behind ...... everything was neatly packed inside the quilt cover :shock:
But when I go to put the quilt back in the cover, it takes about 20 minutes of wrestling it, one corner in and the other side pops back out etc
back to that corner and the first side is hanging out again :x and so it goes on :x
If I washed the quilt and the cover in the same wash - would it come out all made and ready to just throw back on the bed?
Why is it that when the quilt cover is washed (forgot to do it up before shoving it in the machine
), when you take it out every other scrap of washing is inside the cover :shock: - not one pair of knickers or one sock was left behind ...... everything was neatly packed inside the quilt cover :shock:But when I go to put the quilt back in the cover, it takes about 20 minutes of wrestling it, one corner in and the other side pops back out etc
back to that corner and the first side is hanging out again :x and so it goes on :x If I washed the quilt and the cover in the same wash - would it come out all made and ready to just throw back on the bed?
Orgasminator
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Just how long is a piece of string? (standby for a smart arse answer from 'her')
Twice half it's length of course !!
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What's the quickest way to Sheffield?
Are you walking or driving?
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Orgasminator
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What's the quickest way to Sheffield?
Are you walking or driving?
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Driving.
Well that'll be the quickest way then
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How come men can read maps, understand technical drawings, work out how to use the video etc but they struggle to find the g-spot ???
Men have great spacial acuity, but are crap at anything requiring dexterity with their fingers.
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.................... and then rummage through my thunder and lightening drawer
I wanna know what a thunder and lighning drawer is and what Missy keeps in it andwhat good a dictionary would be if it was thundering and lightning.
:? :? :? Quote by easy
I wanna know what a thunder and lighning drawer is and what Missy keeps in it and what good a dictionary would be if it was thundering and lightning.:? :?
Everyone has a thunder and lightning drawer silly
Its a drawer, usually full of bits n bobs, note book, envelopes, drawing pins, string, sellotape, Dictionary! ....... all that kind of stuff. And no matter how nice you tidy it ...... as soon as you open it up the next time, it looks like a storm has hit it, everything all over the place, normally with the string unwound and tied round everything :? Mrs Easy will know what I mean and point you to your thunder and lightning drawer!
:lol2:
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I wanna know what a thunder and lighning drawer is and what Missy keeps in it and what good a dictionary would be if it was thundering and lightning.
Everyone has a thunder and lightning drawer silly
Its a drawer, usually full of bits n bobs, note book, envelopes, drawing pins, string, sellotape, Dictionary! ....... all that kind of stuff. And no matter how nice you tidy it ...... as soon as you open it up the next time, it looks like a storm has hit it, everything all over the place, normally with the string unwound and tied round everything :? Mrs Easy will know what I mean and point you to your thunder and lightning drawer!
:lol2:
Omg you couldnt be more right,its scary!! :shock:
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
.......Mrs Easy will know what I mean and point you to your thunder and lightning drawer!
Ah yes I know what you mean.
You need to come to our house though. The only drawers we have are in the kitchen and, as countess doesn't go anywhere near the place (I do all the cooking and washing-up) it's hardly likely to be in there.Although, to be fair, she does seem to be getting more comfortable using the water-boily-thingy-used-for-making-tea (the technical name for it is KETTLE dear
).
:lol: :lol: TBH we don't have a drawer, we have a thunder and lighning room (spare bedroom/computer room/oh-just-put-it-in-there room.).
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But on a more serious note (and its not very often I get serious) the one question I never ever ask for fear of looking stupid is "Do you wanna play with us"
Its a killer of a question and although 'no' never offends, it wouldnt half make us feel bad.
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For years I talked my way out of so many deals for not having the balls to say, "How would you like to pay for that", now I do it every day because I don't care if the answer is no, rejection is just another step on the road to acceptance. Go for it.
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Well i have just realized after soooooooooooo long that my name debbiewebs hasn't a capital D.......................so my Q would be!......how do i change it! :doh:
oooooooooo thanks!......................... for putting it right babes
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who put the bop in the bop shu bop shu b op
who put the ram in the ram a lama ding dong... :karaoke:
... Who put the Dip in the dippedy dip de dip
Who put the c**t in Scunthorpe?
(Sorry... we knew someone would do that eventually. I tried not to, honest.
) 
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Griffin wrote:
Well, in a town where I used to live, the council once sent home the snow-clearing team because it was "too cold to work".
Mike.
When there's been a snowstorm ...... how does the snow plough driver get to work?
Well, in a town where I used to live, the council once sent home the snow-clearing team because it was "too cold to work".
Mike.
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabetti Spaghetti?
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I wanna know what a thunder and lighning drawer is and what Missy keeps in it and what good a dictionary would be if it was thundering and lightning.
Everyone has a thunder and lightning drawer silly
Its a drawer, usually full of bits n bobs, note book, envelopes, drawing pins, string, sellotape, Dictionary! ....... all that kind of stuff. And no matter how nice you tidy it ...... as soon as you open it up the next time, it looks like a storm has hit it, everything all over the place, normally with the string unwound and tied round everything :? Mrs Easy will know what I mean and point you to your thunder and lightning drawer!
:lol2:
Flippin Heck - ALL my drawers are like THAT!!!!!!!!
Quote by MikeNorth
Griffin wrote:
When there's been a snowstorm ...... how does the snow plough driver get to work?
Well, in a town where I used to live, the council once sent home the snow-clearing team because it was "too cold to work".
Mike.
If it wasn't Matlock (where the snowploughs are based
) , it's happened more than once :roll: How can trains be affected by the "wrong kind of clouds" ???
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Why do Gynaecologists leave the room when you get undressed?
Why can't women put on Mascara with their mouth closed?
Why has my fridge got a light in it but my freezer hasn't?
Why can't women put on Mascara with their mouth closed?
Why has my fridge got a light in it but my freezer hasn't?
