dick pics

7 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
Really? everyone else gets lots of them! :smug:
lhk
Kat
x

Right!
Now I know that something is happening:
1) You are taking the piss - you are - aren't you? - please say you are :cry:
2) Wilma is intercepting my mail from her sick bed by telepathy - i knew she was telepathetic rotflmao

3) There is a conspiracy on this website to stop me getting laid mad

:x
Come on peoples - 1 shag in 4 weeks - getting desperate here! help me out! I need lllluuuuuvvvvvvveeee!
Fred

7 Dec 2003

Quote by mattmoleman
And what about all those that don't have a three letter name like Tim, Tom, Bob etc...
How will they fit the tattoo on?

*Thinks for a minute and realises he has a 3 letter name but wonders if the tat man can do 10 point italic and fit it on*
Phew - just realised - I always send out a facial pic - so dont need a tattoo!
Wonder if that is why i never get replies? - At least if i sent out a dick pic they would at least tell me to fcuk off - which is a step forwards compared to the silence I get now! hhhmmmmmmm!

7 Dec 2003

Kat!
You bounder!
You cad!
You traitor!
Boooohhhhhhhoooooooooooo :cry: :cry: :cry:
Are you a man or a mouse?
*stomps off - kicking Wilma as he walks past her for being so popular!*
Fred

7 Dec 2003

FRED...behave man!
x xx

8 Dec 2003

Quote by mattmoleman
And what about all those that don't have a three letter name like Tim, Tom, Bob etc...
How will they fit the tattoo on?

They could have their name put on their underwear. The last time I last looked at a partners underwear it said Marks and Sparks, but I do not think his name was Mark and there were certainly no Sparks to light up that night.

8 Dec 2003

Quote by Flintstones
3) There is a conspiracy on this website to stop me getting laid............
Fred

Hi Fred
It all depends who is laying you.
Maybe I should send some of my friends around.
TS

8 Dec 2003

Hi Fred
It all depends who is laying you.
Maybe I should send some of my friends around.
TS

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Boy has my luck ever changed!
Must have trod on an ant last month or something. It all started to go wrong when Wilma got ill - it's all her fault!
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Will someone wake me up please - I'm having nightmares and palpitations!
Fred

8 Dec 2003

1 shag in 4 weeks

Sounds to me like a dangerous overdose Fred. Wait for the weeks to turn into months, and then keep waiting some more. THEN I might have some sympathy.
mad

:x

Shuffles off muttering how some people don't know how lucky they are!!! Nice lady like Wilma and extra shags as well. No justice in this world
PS Hope you get better soon Wilma. kiss

. I can be very attentive with cold compresses, hot water bottles, hot whisky and lemon, soothing massages, rubbing Vick on your chest (no, not you Vic as in Tina and Vic! :roll: ). Sorry, need to lie down again.
:shock: Suddenly realises that Kit is on holiday this week and may realise that I have been in here during the hours of daylight. Hurriedly stuffs magazines down the back of his trousers.

8 Dec 2003

willxx69 wrote

I can be very attentive with cold compresses, hot water bottles, hot whisky and lemon, soothing massages, rubbing Vick on your chest

Would it matter if I told you I didn't have a cold Will? Would you still do me the honour of being attentive? All that massaging and rubbing sounds just fine to me Will. wink

Come on over !!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

8 Dec 2003

Cor, got some catching up to do!

Come on peoples - 1 shag in 4 weeks - getting desperate here! help me out! I need lllluuuuuvvvvvvveeee!

Sorry Fred, the impossible I can do at once, miracles take a little longer!

) 1)You are taking the piss - you are - aren't you? - please say you are
2) Wilma is intercepting my mail from her sick bed by telepathy - i knew she was telepathetic
3) There is a conspiracy on this website to stop me getting laid

You forgot 4) All of the above wink

Are you a man or a mouse?

Me? I'm a touch pad, love those gentle fingers caressing me :lickface:

Suddenly realises that Kit is on holiday this week and may realise that I have been in here during the hours of daylight. Hurriedly stuffs magazines down the back of his trousers.

You were OK today will - Kit has been getting her hair done. rolleyes

- BTW, could someone remind me later to notice how nice it looks! :wink:

Would it matter if I told you I didn't have a cold Will? Would you still do me the honour of being attentive? All that massaging and rubbing sounds just fine to me Will.

Doesn't look like I am needed here - off to the next string! lol

lhk
Kat

9 Dec 2003

Hi Jags
Dick picks might give a way the religion or maybe we might have a member of the Royal family present. lol

:lol: :lol:
Love yeh.
Sandie

9 Dec 2003

Wilma wrote:

Would it matter if I told you I didn't have a cold Will? Would you still do me the honour of being attentive? All that massaging and rubbing sounds just fine to me Will. Come on over !!!!

Wouldn't matter at all. I am just as good at being attentive to those who are fighting fit. Indeed, I normally find it is even more appreciated. lol

:twisted:
rubs hands to warm them up and gets the aromatherapy oils ready!!

9 Dec 2003

:happy: :happy: :high-smile: :happy: :happy:

9 Dec 2003

:happy: :happy: :high-smile: :happy: :happy:

And what are you looking so happy about Miss Jags?
Been up to something you'd like to tell us about?
Hope so for your sake. kiss

for Jags.

9 Dec 2003

Nooooooooooooooooo
Just glad to see Sandie back - glad to have a bad day behind me (but worse one ahead...Friday!) and the lovely company of you idiotic people.
x xx

9 Dec 2003

Quote by willxx69
rubs hands to warm them up and gets the aromatherapy oils ready!!

mmmm.. start from the soles of my feet and work your way up Will. :giggle:
Love
Wilma
xxxxx

9 Dec 2003

Steve!
He is at in here as well! mad

:x
Get him out will you - starting to feel sick! :shock:

9 Dec 2003

mmmm.. start from the soles of my feet and work your way up

Best way, mind I often get stuck about half way!!! :twisted:
For goodness sake Fred, you just don't know when you're being helped do you? Take it easy, and let Uncle Will play peacemaker - it's what I do best.
Mind you - not so sure about having to wait until heaven for my reward. But then, got plans in that regard too. All in good time. Sort everyone else out first and then I can enjoy my rewards knowing I have earned them. Bloody hell, that halo is positively dazzling. 8) lol

9 Dec 2003

For goodness sake Fred, you just don't know when you're being helped do you?

Have you ever thought Will that whilst Fred is being punished I will be free. Would that change your mind at all? Could I possibly tempt you to vote favourably and possibly recruit others? wink

PBFH
aka Wilma
x x x evil

9 Dec 2003

Quote by willxx69
Bloody hell, that halo is positively dazzling. 8)

Bloody Hell - that Halo just strangled you!
And pull those poofy wings off you look ridiculous - don't care what Sappho says - it is not the in thing at the moment!

9 Dec 2003

And pull those poofy wings off you look ridiculous

Great fun when you staple them to the ceiling though, with that bright halo he looks like a retro sixties light!
lhk
Kat

9 Dec 2003

Quote by Wilma
Have you ever thought Will that whilst Fred is being punished I will be free.

Ooh,.....I've been dumped!......Good job I've still got Plan A!

10 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
Have you ever thought Will that whilst Fred is being punished I will be free.

Ooh,.....I've been dumped!......Good job I've still got Plan A!
No, No, No Steve! You have not been dumped. Remember that fantasy of yours you told me about on MSN?
Well put me in the middle now with you and Will either side.
Or would you prefer plan A?
Love Wilma
x x x x x x

10 Dec 2003

Quote by Wilma
Well put me in the middle now with you and Will either side.

We were talking about two women.........not one woman and a big girls blouse!! evil

10 Dec 2003

Slumps down in a corner - a beaten man! :cry: :cry:
It was all a conspiracy!
Wilma has run off with Kat, Will and Steve :shock:
I never stood a chance! :shock:
Jags, Kit, Jas, Sappho - ready when you are! rolleyes

10 Dec 2003

Quote by Flintstones
Slumps down in a corner - a beaten man! :cry: :cry:
It was all a conspiracy!
Wilma has run off with Kat, Will and Steve :shock:
I never stood a chance! :shock:
Jags, Kit, Jas, Sappho - ready when you are!

VICTORY :thrilled:
I will not say any more !!!
Wilma
X X X X

10 Dec 2003

............except for this..........
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10 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
Well put me in the middle now with you and Will either side.

We were talking about two women.........not one woman and a big girls blouse!! evil

Now I knew about the skirt Steve - but the blouse thingy - mmmmmm
Wilma
x x x x

10 Dec 2003

VICTORYWas there ever any doubt? :smug: :smug: What is the poll saying? is it time to close it? Why delay the inevitable? :twisted: :twisted: Kit
xxxx

10 Dec 2003

Fred wrote:

don't care what Sappho says

i hadn't even mentioned Sappho! Can't think what you mean. lol