dick pics

10 Dec 2003

Right, Fred, time to sort these girls out!!! Lets give 'em hell! :taz:

Slumps down in a corner - a beaten man!

oh - never mind! rolleyes

lhk
Kat

10 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
VICTORYWas there ever any doubt? :smug: :smug: What is the poll saying? is it time to close it? Why delay the inevitable? :twisted: :twisted: Kit
xxxx

Yes I think it is time to close both polls - who shall we pick on next?

10 Dec 2003

Good idea Wilma,
lets draw up a shortlist:
Mattmoleman
Letsflirt69
Bassdude
STEVEG NW
for starters :twisted:
Kit
xxx

10 Dec 2003

Quote by Kit
lets draw up a shortlist:
Mattmoleman
Letsflirt69
Bassdude

Ooh......I never even made the shortlist......they love me really!! biggrin

10 Dec 2003

Ooh......I never even made the shortlist......they love me really!!

Ummmm, look again Steve wink

Kit
xxx

10 Dec 2003

Hang on a minute!
Two names at the top of my shit list that need to be in the next poll!
Will
Kat
Go on boys!

10 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
Good idea Wilma,
lets draw up a shortlist:
Mattmoleman
Letsflirt69
Bassdude
STEVEG NW
for starters :twisted:
Kit
xxx

Hmm, even though I've been out for the last couple of days I still managed to upset Kit.
Ah, it must be the Yorkie bar I confiscated earlier.
Damn my sweet tooth.
Oh, well. I'm ready to take it like a male mole. :twisted:

10 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
Good idea Wilma,
lets draw up a shortlist:
Mattmoleman
Letsflirt69
Bassdude
STEVEG NW
for starters :twisted:
Kit
xxx

Any reason why Steve gets the Capital Letter treatment? Maybe he stands out more than the rest?
mmm - he is first on my list.
Wilma
x x x x

10 Dec 2003

*Kat wanders in without a care in the world, checks notice board for shortlists*
Nope, nothing for me here
*Wanders out again humming Ride of the Valkyries*
lhk
Kat

10 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
*Kat wanders in without a care in the world, checks notice board for shortlists*
Nope, nothing for me here
*Wanders out again humming Ride of the Valkyries*
lhk
Kat

I always wanted to be a Valkyrie!! :evil2:
Oh the power of the woman!!!
Love
Wilma x x x x

10 Dec 2003

always wanted to be a Valkyrie!!

10 Dec 2003

LOVE THEM!!!
Where do I pay....
wink

10 Dec 2003

With:
(Bottom of the page)
Now, anyone know where I can find an on-line armour shop?
lhk
Kat

10 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
always wanted to be a Valkyrie!!

I think I'm gonna like this!
Kat will be the first warrior I will protect! :evil2:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

10 Dec 2003

By the way Kat - will need a trusty steed to ride.
Any suggestions?
Please make the armour match my headdress and I want one of those flowing dresses and flowers for my hair and...........
oh the list is endless.:notes:
Wilma
x x x x

10 Dec 2003

will need a trusty steed to ride.
Any suggestions?

Can't talk now, I'm a little hoarse. OOO wait - that means I can be your trusty stead! That IS a coincidence! biggrin

BTW
I found this on my meanderings, I didn't know the last bit, is that what has happened to Fred?? No wonder he has stopped being grumpy!
The Valkyries were helmeted battle-maidens (they wear scarlet corslets and carry shields and spears). Their primary duty is to choose the bravest of those who have been slain (the Einherjar), gathering the souls of dying hero/warriors found deserving of afterlife in Valhalla, the hall in Asgard where they await Ragnarok (Valhalla is said to have 540 doors, wide enough to accommodate 800 soldiers abreast, and to have rafters of spears and a roof of shields).
The Valkyries when in the great hall, having exchanged their armor for pure white robes, serve the warriors they have chosen.
Note to self - Kit is not a witch afterall, when she goes out on full moons with that sheer white full length dress on - she must be going to valhalla to service the brave warriors! I wondered where all the ale stains came from!

10 Dec 2003

Note to self - Kit is not a witch afterall, when she goes out on full moons with that sheer white full length dress on - she must be going to valhalla to service the brave warriors! I wondered where all the ale stains came from!

Are you sure they are not protein stains? :haha:
As for my trusty steed - can I ride you bareback?
I love this myth and there are many websites to check out. Some great pics as well.

Love Wilma

14 Apr 2005

Sorry Jags. I was bored and exercising the search button ('cos it hasn't been used too much lately)
So - what was that you were saying about Cock Shots? Didn't hear ya cool

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Sorry Jags. I was bored and exercising the search button ('cos it hasn't been used too much lately)
So - what was that you were saying about Cock Shots? Didn't hear ya

Jags loves cock shots. Don't let the rhetoric put you off. :twisted:
Steve

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Sorry Jags. I was bored and exercising the search button ('cos it hasn't been used too much lately)
So - what was that you were saying about Cock Shots? Didn't hear ya

BAD GIRL
BAD GIRL
BAD GIRL!!
At least it IS now site policy that cock shots aren't allowed as avatars but I had to sit in Jag's Corner for 2 days to pay for it!
mad

:happy: :happy: :happy:

14 Apr 2005

You bad bugger smackbottom

Although I reckon Jags is probably desensitized to them by now.
Marms joined since then :P lol

:lol:
Jas
XXX

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Sorry Jags. I was bored and exercising the search button ('cos it hasn't been used too much lately)
So - what was that you were saying about Cock Shots? Didn't hear ya

So come on ... what phrase did you search with to come up with that gem?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Calista
So come on ... what phrase did you search with to come up with that gem?

Ummm - I can't remember now, but I am sure it was something really profound surprised

ops:

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Jags
Can I just express a personal opinion - it's not a reflection of site policy
I HATE DICK PICS

or]
I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH I COULD SCREAM
THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME
Try to get a screen shot of your brain instead
End of rant

They are lovely !!!

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Jags
Can I just express a personal opinion - it's not a reflection of site policy
I HATE DICK PICS

I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH
I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH I COULD SCREAM
THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME
Try to get a screen shot of your brain instead
End of rant

HOLY SHIT.......
Anyone know how to stop an email after it's been sent. :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
:giveup:

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Jags
I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH I COULD SCREAM
Try to get a screen shot of your brain instead

Now where might I find a brain?
John
wink

:wink:

14 Apr 2005

Quote by easy
Can I just express a personal opinion - it's not a reflection of site policy
I HATE DICK PICS

I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH
I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH I COULD SCREAM
THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME
Try to get a screen shot of your brain instead
End of rant

HOLY SHIT.......
Anyone know how to stop an email after it's been sent. :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
:giveup:

SLAP!
Doesn't seem to stop the bloke in my avatar though!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
lol

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous

I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH I COULD SCREAM
Try to get a screen shot of your brain instead

Now where might I find a brain?
John
wink

:wink:
It's NO-WHERE near your cock!!!
Higher - higher.
:shock:

14 Apr 2005

Thak heavens for that Jags, I had hoped my brain wasn't really that small.
John
wink

14 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Thak heavens for that Jags, I had hoped my brain wasn't really that small.
John

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Well send me a screen shot of your brain and I'll let you know!!
lol

:lol: