Can I just express a personal opinion - it's not a reflection of site policy
I HATE DICK PICS
I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH
I HATE DICK PICS SO MUCH I COULD SCREAM
THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME
Try to get a screen shot of your brain instead
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Mattmoleman Quickly puts it away Ahem,
There, there Jags, whats troubling you today?
I'm sure a nice foot rub, wine in hand, watching a bit of Bridget Jones couldn't solve.
Personnally I believe in the element of surprise that can make everything much better when somebody gets to see 'it' for the first time. To me it makes it all that more worth while.
Mind you I'm not shy to send a pic but they have to ask for it first.
There, there Jags, whats troubling you today?
I'm sure a nice foot rub, wine in hand, watching a bit of Bridget Jones couldn't solve.
Personnally I believe in the element of surprise that can make everything much better when somebody gets to see 'it' for the first time. To me it makes it all that more worth while.
Mind you I'm not shy to send a pic but they have to ask for it first.
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There, there Jags, whats troubling you today?
TOO many dick pics... god, do you men KNOW how horrible they are??? Mind you, shots of women's bits are no more lovely - I would NOT ever ever ever answer an ad from a man with a dick pic.
Bad day at mill. Dick pics are the objects of hate today - mind you I have always hated them, just never said before!!
Hi Jags,I respect the fact you don't like them but some do, you rant away and do as you please, would you like to see my Di........, na, I wont bother 
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Just a point, if Linda went to buy a love toy and got home and the batteries were bigger than the toy itsself, she would be gutted, this has happened with some guys we have met.
Each to their own, and sorry about any spelling or punctuations, its not my strong point, but i have a massive D*"k, would you like to see it :lol: , just kidding Jags, have a good day.
And for anyone else reading this, i didn't mean that Linda would like a 6ft cock and a 2ft guy, you know what i mean, lol...............god its early, have fun all.
Mark, of Mark and Linda, yes she is doing the right thing and sleeping rght now.
.Just a point, if Linda went to buy a love toy and got home and the batteries were bigger than the toy itsself, she would be gutted, this has happened with some guys we have met.
Each to their own, and sorry about any spelling or punctuations, its not my strong point, but i have a massive D*"k, would you like to see it :lol: , just kidding Jags, have a good day.
And for anyone else reading this, i didn't mean that Linda would like a 6ft cock and a 2ft guy, you know what i mean, lol...............god its early, have fun all.
Mark, of Mark and Linda, yes she is doing the right thing and sleeping rght now.
It's not the dick pics that we have a problem with in themselves.
What we have a problem with is why do the guys who send them think that this is all we want to see. All guys have cocks, at least we think they do, some are long, some short, some thin and some thick.
We certainly don't have a problem with guys sending non facial pics but it would be nice to see what the rest of their body looks like and then if we all think we want to take things further to move on to exchanging facial pics.
What makes the cock pics even worse are the ones that are sent with
" If you are interested get back to me" or "If you want me to stick this in you let me know"
If a guy can't make an effort when replying will he make an effort to please the lady?
What we have a problem with is why do the guys who send them think that this is all we want to see. All guys have cocks, at least we think they do, some are long, some short, some thin and some thick.
We certainly don't have a problem with guys sending non facial pics but it would be nice to see what the rest of their body looks like and then if we all think we want to take things further to move on to exchanging facial pics.
What makes the cock pics even worse are the ones that are sent with
" If you are interested get back to me" or "If you want me to stick this in you let me know"
If a guy can't make an effort when replying will he make an effort to please the lady?
Mod
Hi Pete and Sue
You're quite right. So many 'one-liners' even post on the forums and you have to think - WHY? The old adage of Keeping your mouth shut so that nobody realises what a fool you are holds so true with some of these. But it keeps re-occurring on a regular basis, it shows that very few read previous posts about what is liked and disliked.
They deserve what they get!
TTFN
Mal
You're quite right. So many 'one-liners' even post on the forums and you have to think - WHY? The old adage of Keeping your mouth shut so that nobody realises what a fool you are holds so true with some of these. But it keeps re-occurring on a regular basis, it shows that very few read previous posts about what is liked and disliked.
They deserve what they get!
TTFN
Mal
Sexlightened
Maybe theyre just too shy to show their face?Personally Id rather see a face pic so thats why Ive put one up for people to face it folks when youve seen one naked person youve seen them all!
Lets face it folks when youve seen one naked person youve seen them all!Guess you won't want to be seeing any more than BD?
I've just changed the information on my profile to remind people they are talking to a couple, so many blokes forget that it will usually be me opening their PM's and e-mails first time round. Opening a one liner which says:
"You are so horny, I really want to f*** you, any chance of a meeting?" Which does not even say "Hello Kit" at the beginning is very disconcerting.
I started off leaving them for Kit to answer, then started answering "I assume you mean Kit and not me", then moved to "Hi, thank you for the compliment, but I am st8, but good luck in your search for a man to meet your needs, love Kat".
Now I am considering "OK, meet you tonight at 8" and leaving it unsigned.
But I may resist that temptation until I see if the profile thing works!
lhk
Kat
Sexlightened
I just think that people look better with a few things on.A nice meal is more tempting when its well garnished 
Plus when you get down to the basics we're all pretty similar :D
Plus when you get down to the basics we're all pretty similar :D Jags......
With you entirely......
Know one of my pet hates......?
We have an ad and a web page - they clearly say who we are, what we like and what we are looking for and we do say "no single males" ( I Know - debated before!)
So why do we continue to get shite like this....? (received today and probably still smarting at the reply he got!)
So! Cannot read the ad - cannot spell or punctuate a couple of sentences - cannot be bothered to spend more than 30 seconds writing a reply or even including a pic other than his tackle when we specifically ask not to see them!
What sort of reply did he expect?
What is is with these f**king idiots?
Can someone please tell me where the hidden text is either in our ad or our webpage that only single males can see?
Ad number 14091
Our Web Page
P.S. - Turn the sound down before you visit the web page! :shock:
Or is there a secret language that is only visible when the penis reads the page?
Fred
With you entirely......
Know one of my pet hates......?
We have an ad and a web page - they clearly say who we are, what we like and what we are looking for and we do say "no single males" ( I Know - debated before!)
So why do we continue to get shite like this....? (received today and probably still smarting at the reply he got!)
i fit your profile exactly. i am form Leicester, 26 very athletic and educated to degree level, and have a 8-9 inch cock photos included i must stress that i am not wasting your time or a dirty old man, and i have no other motive than what you are looking for.
So! Cannot read the ad - cannot spell or punctuate a couple of sentences - cannot be bothered to spend more than 30 seconds writing a reply or even including a pic other than his tackle when we specifically ask not to see them!
What sort of reply did he expect?
What is is with these f**king idiots?
Can someone please tell me where the hidden text is either in our ad or our webpage that only single males can see?
Ad number 14091
Our Web Page
P.S. - Turn the sound down before you visit the web page! :shock:
Or is there a secret language that is only visible when the penis reads the page?
Fred
:lol: I was in a bad mood last night and had also spent ages deleting/looking at the ads... hence the rant. No matter what anyone says, for me dick pics are such a turn off.
Thanks for the support.
As for reading ads properly - I can't help there, a large proportion can't even write them properly so I can only assume that they just look for the keywords which interest them and ignore the other stuff. Fred, your ad is particularly clear, and there are others who go to great lengths to ensure the content is legible, the tone is welcoming and the criteria is clear, so I have no idea why you get inappropriate responses!!
File under R for rubbish!
Fed up ironing now.. can I post a 'I HATE IRONING' thread??? :lol:
x xx
Sex God
Quote by Flintstones
Can someone please tell me where the hidden text is either in our ad or our webpage that only single males can see?
Or is there a secret language that is only visible when the penis reads the page?
Fred
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We prefer non-smokers and NO single males please although we are quite happy to chat to everyone
I think it has something to do with this!!!!
I know what you are on about though. Me being a bloke, I had a profile on here looking for couples. Low and behold I started getting emails from single men who state they are straight yet insist that they are what I am looking for. Including some quite gross pics too.
I think we should lock every single bloke in a room and not let them out until only one is left. At least that way we will know who is doing all this if it continues. A bit extreme but fair.
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We prefer non-smokers and NO single males please although we are quite happy to chat to everyone
So you are telling me the word no is invisible to single males or their dicks!
Now I know where we have been going wrong.
Need to make the word NO 60 point Bold? Is that gonna be big enough?
Good idea about putting all single males in a room and let them beat one another to death with these monsterous cocks they all seem to have!
Fred
Sex God
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Need to make the word NO 60 point Bold? Is that gonna be big enough?
Well lets see shall we?
NO
Scaled down 3:1
Humm. I think it just might work.
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Good idea about putting all single males in a room and let them beat one another to death with these monsterous cocks they all seem to have!
What if it turns out to be like the highlander though? The one left will have all the powers of the fallen ones!!!!
For there can be only one.
Sex God
I know a single man is risking his neck by sticking it into a thread like this one, but I have to. Can we restrict the room-locking to single men who reply to "no single men" ads? Please? I don't want to go in the room! It's scary in there!
Sex God
Well, yes. Blue and her strap-on come under the heading "Pleasure". A room full of illiterate single men with three metre penises does not.
I'd be hesitant about a three metre strap-on, but she has the great advantage of being able to read and write.
I'd be hesitant about a three metre strap-on, but she has the great advantage of being able to read and write.
Sex God
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ooooooh.........that hurt!! :shock:
Just send a picture of it to Jags so she can kiss it better.
I really hope Jags never heard that. 
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What all the fuss is about.
Sex God
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I HEARD it...
Now - apologise!!
Gulp
Sorry Jags. :cry:
No offence meant. I am with you for keeping things tucked away. I really don't want to upset an angel like yourself. A most beautiful, gorgeous angel who has so often graced all our lives with her stunning siren looks and cheerful demeaner.
Please let me scratch my arse. Its one of my favourite hobbies.
