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Does anyone else wank whilst driving then hit tree's or is it just me?
If so what excuse did you use? :!:
awe! should have put that in the cafe. :idea:
Women don't do things like that do they I just thought men were wankers wink :wink:
I'll put this in the cafe for you, great thread btw lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Err, no, never wanked whilst driving.
Quote by Alan
Women don't do things like that do they I just thought men were wankers wink :wink:

I have to put my hands up (pardon the pun.) I AM A WANKER. I'M ALSO A WOMAN :shock:
:P Nah, never whilst driving. Only as a pillion passanger on a bike redface
i think everyone does...... biggrin :D
although i would love to hear what you told the police and what you are going to put on your insurance claim??????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
sean xxxxxx
Can't say I have ever done it while driving, way too distracting and I wouldn't be able to see over the dashboard while I laid back and got carried away lol!!
Would definately make an interesting insurance claim biggrin
Quote by fabio grooverider
i think everyone does...... biggrin :D
although i would love to hear what you told the police and what you are going to put on your insurance claim??????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
sean xxxxxx

Hav'nt filled the form in yet. gonna mend it myself anyway. Mannaged to get away before the fuz turned up. lol
Quote by bluexxx
I'll put this in the cafe for you, great thread btw lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

TA MATE
Where is this Cafe you all keep going on about? confused
And - do I WHAT??????? redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Nope not while driving, as a passange YES biggrin
But also when out horse riding, ya know all that forwards and backwards motion and rubbing on the pommel redface surprisedops: well it does things to a girl :shock:
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Where is this Cafe you all keep going on about? confused
And - do I WHAT??????? redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Dont get all coy now we all wank rolleyes
We are when all said and done a nation of wankers. I for one am proud and think it should be added to the olympics. at least we'd get gold silver and bronze.
Hayley - the truth 've dared to come out about this,I admire you for I will come out too.
I do as well and I'm going to do it now in front of you all.
wink
- that is what you meant isn't it?
But where is this Cafe? - you're all sat in there with your chipped enamel mugs of tea and dried up curled up cheese sandwiches - its alright for you lot - I'm left outside alone!
Talking of the sex olympics:
A man was getting into bed one night and says to his lady 'I have just bought some Olympic condoms I will wear the Gold one tonight especially for you my love'
She replied: 'Can't you wear the silver and come second for a change!'
lol
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Hayley - the truth 've dared to come out about this,I admire you for I will come out too.
I do as well and I'm going to do it now in front of you all.
wink
- that is what you meant isn't it?
But where is this Cafe? - you're all sat in there with your chipped enamel mugs of tea and dried up curled up cheese sandwiches - its alright for you lot - I'm left outside alone!

Oh my redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Honey rider can't believe whats she's seeing goes over to the door and lets fruity in coffee
Honey thinks she'll get a better view :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by hayleyw2
Does anyone else wank whilst driving then hit tree's or is it just me?
If so what excuse did you use? :!:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
that's funny as fook! now if it was me, i'd say i was distracted fumbling with me gearstick, but i doubt that's gonna work in your case? dunno fortunately i don't drive so fiddling with my gearstick is a much safer pastime! smile
n x x x :P
Quote by neilinleeds
Does anyone else wank whilst driving then hit tree's or is it just me?
If so what excuse did you use? :!:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
that's funny as fook! now if it was me, i'd say i was distracted fumbling with me gearstick, but i doubt that's gonna work in your case? dunno fortunately i don't drive so fiddling with my gearstick is a much safer pastime! smile
n x x x :P
And as such surely less exciting!!
Little disclaimerI'm not promoting wank driving here by the way
Yep, I've tried it too, but managed not hit anything, fortunately. biggrin
Never had or been wanked while on my bike though, always thought it would be good to try :twisted:
Hey, I'm heading for my 100th post now, I never thought I'd reach that - I'd better head off and think of another thread to start - I'll probably be predictable and go for another music related one.
SA
xxx
Quote by hayleyw2
Does anyone else wank whilst driving then hit tree's or is it just me?
If so what excuse did you use? :!:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
that's funny as fook! now if it was me, i'd say i was distracted fumbling with me gearstick, but i doubt that's gonna work in your case? dunno fortunately i don't drive so fiddling with my gearstick is a much safer pastime! smile
n x x x :P
And as such surely less exciting!!
Little disclaimerI'm not promoting wank driving here by the way
:P Neil, if you're reliant on British Rail you can always try toothing mate wink
Quote by Libra-Love
Does anyone else wank whilst driving then hit tree's or is it just me?
If so what excuse did you use? :!:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
that's funny as fook! now if it was me, i'd say i was distracted fumbling with me gearstick, but i doubt that's gonna work in your case? dunno fortunately i don't drive so fiddling with my gearstick is a much safer pastime! smile
n x x x :P
And as such surely less exciting!!
Little disclaimerI'm not promoting wank driving here by the way
:P Neil, if you're reliant on British Rail you can always try toothing mate wink
Public transport... thats where they all breath! :shock:
men wank when there driveing must look out for that next time im out in the car :shock:
Quote by redstilletto
men wank when there driveing must look out for that next time im out in the car :shock:

too damn right they do
got me kicked out of the golf club though :cry: :shock: biggrin
Gotta go to london tomorrow so just might try it on the train redface surprisedops: :oops:
cool 8-)
Quote by honeyriderx
Gotta go to london tomorrow so just might try it on the train redface surprisedops: :oops:
cool 8-)

now you put me in a differculy position.... now putting on my "senior" railway hat... i would have to ask you not to do that...... biggrin :D :D :D :D
unless you want to tell me which train it is likely to be!!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by fabio grooverider
Gotta go to london tomorrow so just might try it on the train redface surprisedops: :oops:
cool 8-)

now you put me in a differculy position.... now putting on my "senior" railway hat... i would have to ask you not to do that...... biggrin :D :D :D :D
unless you want to tell me which train it is likely to be!!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I'll be the one that gives you a wink and a :oops: as you walk by fabio baby 8-)