Drunken stupidness

15 Aug 2004

Quote by Silk and Big G
No one said drugs !!! If youd said drugs we would have had far more stupid stuff to list !! LOLOL

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm one of the ones who go out and the more determination I have of not making an arse of self, the bigger arse of self I make rolleyes

The most recent one, was walking for a taxi with a work mate, ok it was my old boss. For some reason I needed more pavement to walk on than they had built :undecided: One foot slipped off the kerb causing me to do that really silly run for about 100 yards, trying not to fall (a humiliating incident on it's own), did fall and ended up skidding along the road for the next 100 yards on my stomach! Boss just stood there looking down at me, waiting for me to get up, still munching on his bluddy kebab! To add to the humiliation, two young lads came running over asking if I was alright! 'are you alright miss' they said!!! So felt very old as well as stupid redface

ops: Leapt up and thanked them in my over cheerful 'I'm not embarrassed or in pain' voice, and limped off grateful that the 'glass' of wine had numbed me. :oops:
MissChief - knowing she will regret admitting this as soon as the submit is pressed :roll:

15 Aug 2004

Oh oh I have another! I have developed a certain fondness of english sea side towns, so after much pleading with my friends, we decided to visit Brighton. Sadly, Big G said he couldn't join us, although he did surprise us later by showing up in a Previa and carting all 8 of our asses down to Brighton. We set off early saturday morning because we heard that Fat Boy Slim was playing and it might get a bit busy (guffa!)
We got to Brighton, grabbed copious amounts of alcoholic beverages and a few blankies and got drunk on an empty beach. As the booze took effect, we all fell asleep, only to be woken by 250, 000 people and good ole Norman himself.

15 Aug 2004

Boy did I step in with my arse of self story at the wrong time or what!!!!
Took me bluddy ages to write that and now you've all made me make another arse of self

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MissChief - slow typer!!

15 Aug 2004

Angel, i can understand what you are saying about the difference between legal and non legal, but then we all know the law is an ass
Yes the other thread was pretty disgusting but obviously not to everyone and the action would clearly be legal so why remove it?

15 Aug 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Boy did I step in with my arse of self story at the wrong time or what!!!!
Took me bluddy ages to write that and now you've all made me make another arse of self :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
MissChief - slow typer!!

Let me buy you a drink or ten sometime Misschief.......... :twisted: wink

:twisted:

15 Aug 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
and if there is a thread dedicated to freezing one's ugh...I don't even want to talk about it.... you know what I'm referring to, and it offends me to think that the thread creator seemed to think we as a group would be interested.

Now I`m REALLY curious!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx

15 Aug 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
and if there is a thread dedicated to freezing one's ugh...I don't even want to talk about it.... you know what I'm referring to, and it offends me to think that the thread creator seemed to think we as a group would be interested.

Now I`m REALLY curious!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
Don't say I didn't warn you - it's
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/18274.html

15 Aug 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Now I`m REALLY curious!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

I think they were refering to THIS

15 Aug 2004

Oh :shock:
Venusxxx

15 Aug 2004

Quote by Tigger-Steve
I Wouldnt know as i have never been drunk
(And no...this is not an invite to try and get me drunk @ the munch !!!!)

I hope to god this was written by Tigger otherwise I will be forced to publish a picture of Steve which proves to the contrary this statement...........
.......... and it don't look pretty I can assure you! :twisted: :twisted:
Fred

15 Aug 2004

OMG :shock: :shock: :shock:
I've never heard anything so disgusting in my life!!!
Can't see how it's possible to accept that subject but not think it's ok to talk about being pissed dunno

Some strange ideas on here . . .
Tracy-Jayne & Jon

15 Aug 2004

all i can say in some posts that may have happen................and so sorry for waffingling
bolt

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sad

16 Aug 2004

Big G reads some parts of this thread ..................marvels at others ..................scratches yawns and giggles and moves on ........................