I was thinking about Spike Milligan earlier and I once read that on his headstone he wanted written....
"See I told you I was sick!"
and then a tale on Billy Connelly Worldtour of NZ there's a headstone with
"Somebodys' Darling"
written on it after an unknown man was found dead...
Is there anything that you would want expressed on your headstone??
And no I do not have a thing about death and do not think about having me arse stuck out the ground with sign for "Park Bike Here!" on it...
I just thought there may be something funny or possibly sentimental that meant something to you that you would have written....
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Epitaphs..... morbid I know...
Sex God
This one made me think a bit:
Remember friend as you walk by
As you are now so once was I
As I am now you will surely be
Prepare thyself to follow me.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Remember friend as you walk by
As you are now so once was I
As I am now you will surely be
Prepare thyself to follow me.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Sex God
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"Conceived here... lost virginity here... ended up here....all in the same fucking spot!"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
He came , he saw he cankered
old guy when i was a kid used to take us to blackpool few times a year ..with about 40 other kids...takes about 40 mins from here ..used to take him about 3 hours.....
on his gravestone theres a picture of the very fami;iar old charabang and underneath it says
"at last....a place to park"
on his gravestone theres a picture of the very fami;iar old charabang and underneath it says
"at last....a place to park"
Sex God
It ain't arf dark in here !!
Have no intention of having any place marking where my body or ashes are........want my ashes sprinkled over the sea from an aircraft.
But if I did, I would just want a picture of a swallow carved in the headstone, those who knew me would be able to have cheeky smile and its discreet enough for others not to know what it means
But if I did, I would just want a picture of a swallow carved in the headstone, those who knew me would be able to have cheeky smile and its discreet enough for others not to know what it means
Orgasminator
Quote by sexyfella
You try so hard you get so far but in the end dosnt even matter
Isn't that from a song or summat ?
I would need a bloody big headstone but i would like to be incarcerated under the words :
Remember me with smiles,parties and laughter, for if you remember me with tears,don't remember me at all.
Sex God
Me and my ex used to say that we'd have a tomb stone with "All things to all men" written on it :grin:
Sex God
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I'd have -
"No pissing or dancing allowed!"
That reminds me of something I read - that when Maggie Thatcher dies, someone is going to go to her grave and fix a notice on her gravestone with "Licensed for Dancing" on it.
Mike.
Sex God
Dirty Rotting Bastard
Sex God
My athlete's foot killied me...the funny thing is,i wasnt even an athlete!... :shock: :shock:
Sex God
Quote by markz
something simple like "now I am fucked"
Or........... Fuck, .. that was quick :shock: :shock:
Sex God
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shag out
And did !!
Sex God
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Can I have another go ???
Go on then
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