Ever been caught out?

10 Oct 2006

No I'm not talking about cricket or being gay. lol

My girlfriend and I were talking last night about how her PA made a massive balls up by sending an email of complaint to the the wrong person. Her PA sent it to ther person she was moaning about by mistake, she meant to send it to my gf to deal with. :lol: I blushed for her! redface

Anyway... have you ever been caught out like that? Did you two-time somebody and get discovered? Sent a text to the wrong person? Were you merrily slagging somebody off only to realise they were standing behind you? Etc etc.
Well my absolute worst (yes there are quite a few) was when I was 19 and having a 'relationship' with a married man. To cut a long story short he was running about an hour late and hadn't bothered to phone to let me know. So I decided to call him at home and as soon as he picked up the phone I said something like "I'm sitting here waiting for you, are you going to bother coming to see me?!" Yes you've probably already guessed it, he hadn't answered the phone, his wife had. surprised

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10 Oct 2006

OOOOOOhhhhhh yes. :cry:
I have been caught out but i think im going to wait for a few others to reply to see how bad their situations were before I put mine down :dry:

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Robin Prince of Thieves
OOOOOOhhhhhh yes. :cry:
I have been caught out but i think im going to wait for a few others to reply to see how bad their situations were before I put mine down :dry:

Fair enough. :thumbup:
I have more tales to tell but I think I'll just sit here and wait too!
cool

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Robin Prince of Thieves
OOOOOOhhhhhh yes. :cry:
I have been caught out but i think im going to wait for a few others to reply to see how bad their situations were before I put mine down :dry:

They were exactly my thoughts too. Oh which one do i pick. confused

Louise xx

10 Oct 2006

Quote by louise_and_joe
OOOOOOhhhhhh yes. :cry:
I have been caught out but i think im going to wait for a few others to reply to see how bad their situations were before I put mine down :dry:

They were exactly my thoughts too. Oh which one do i pick. confused

Louise xx
What??? you have that many to choose from :shock:
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
kiss

10 Oct 2006

Please don't feel you have to incriminate yourselves! It's only meant to be a bit of fun. :P
I have picked an experience from years ago because it doesn't particularly reflect me as a person now. Therefore if anyone wants to judge me they can go right ahead, I couldn't give a toss! :lol2:

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Robin Prince of Thieves
OOOOOOhhhhhh yes. :cry:
I have been caught out but i think im going to wait for a few others to reply to see how bad their situations were before I put mine down :dry:

They were exactly my thoughts too. Oh which one do i pick. confused

Louise xx
What??? you have that many to choose from :shock:
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
kiss

no i only have a couple but i dont think i can say any of them as it is meant to be light hearted and they are not so light hearted. Im making them sound really bad now. Oh take no notice of me.
rolleyes

Louise xx

10 Oct 2006

I wish that i had been caught out...... damn.. i am either too honest.. or too clever... lol

ummm I have witnessed others being caught out... that has been funny... one incident sticks in my mind..
in the chatrooms on this site:-someone being very rude (in a nice way) to me in whisper.. and then I logged out before they realised and they ended up telling the whole chatroom... that was funny....
:shock: biggrin

10 Oct 2006

Ok ok ok.
So, I'll go first then shall I wink

All I have to say is always make sure to log off your personal email account before leaving the computer - nuff said redface

xx

10 Oct 2006

Years and years and years ago, when I was first getting into bikes, I wanted to do a MAG rally from Newton Abbott to Exeter but knew my parents wouldn't allow it. I told them that I was going off to Donnington to watch some bike racing..................I even phoned them after we'd been on the road for a couple of hours to tell them that I'd arrived safely and was having a good time. My friends were revving their bikes up outside the phone box in an attempt to provide 'bike-racing-type' background sounds redface

Got to Newton Abbott, rally set off for Exeter, all of us minus our crash helmets (yeah, I know, I was young and stupid!) had a great time, got home around 9pm. Mum toddled off into the kitchen to make me a cuppa. The news was on the telly, and on came a report about the MAG rally. Who was spotted, clear as day, big grin from ear-to-ear? :shock: surprised

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My Dad just looked at me, shook his head, and said 'You little bugger'. Then he switched channels before my Mum came back into the room.
The bastard held that one over my head for years!!!!!!

10 Oct 2006

Quote by louise_and_joe
no i only have a couple but i dont think i can say any of them as it is meant to be light hearted and they are not so light hearted. Im making them sound really bad now. Oh take no notice of me.

Louise xx

Ok... maybe this thread was a bad idea! What I meant by light hearted was people not taking themselves too seriously or for I or anyone else to judge others, none of us is perfect. Your story doesn't have to be funny - mine wasn't. redface

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Lissa
My Dad just looked at me, shook his head, and said 'You little bugger'. Then he switched channels before my Mum came back into the room.
The bastard held that one over my head for years!!!!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Classic!
Reminds me of when I told my parents I was going to a sleepover when in fact I was going to a party. I was only around 15 and had stupidly told my little sister that my friend, who's party it was, parents were away so we were going to have a wild time!!!
Much drinking and snogging fun was being had when my Dad turned up in the car to pick me up - my sis grasses me up! mad

Not only that he had told some of the other parents that we were all lying and they came to pick their kids up too! Needless to say I wasn't flavour of the month. redface

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss
no i only have a couple but i dont think i can say any of them as it is meant to be light hearted and they are not so light hearted. Im making them sound really bad now. Oh take no notice of me.

Louise xx

Ok... maybe this thread was a bad idea! What I meant by light hearted was people not taking themselves too seriously or for I or anyone else to judge others, none of us is perfect. Your story doesn't have to be funny - mine wasn't. redface

Kiss, im sorry hun. I was just trying to decide whether to say my story or not. Now ive relfected on the outcome of the capture, i dont think i will.
Louise xx

10 Oct 2006

ohh and another one that springs to mind.
in my teenage years and having been going out with my girl friend of the time for a few months I got invited to go on holiday for a few days with a group of friends to Spain..
As you do on a particualry drunken night I ended up having a one night stand with lovely looking lass that I met in a bar (or so I thought at the time).
Parted company the next morning with a tinge of guilt but thought nothing else of it. Got back home a few days later - lots of missed you sex with girlfriend followed. Then over the course of the next few days I started to have this odd itchy sensation in my pubes blink

:blink:
You got it, the girl I slept with in Spain only went and gave me crabs mad

Girlfriend calls me up a few days later telling me for some strange reason she seems to have caught crabs as well redface

Guess you can see how this happy tale ended rolleyes

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss
Anyway... have you ever been caught out like that? Did you two-time somebody and get discovered? Sent a text to the wrong person? .

I'm not sure I've ever been "caught out" as such. It's not really in my nature to be in a situation where that would be an issue or problem. Normally redface

But I did go through a swiss cheese brain period last and this year, where I'd send a text to someone other than intended. surprised

ops:
Usually along the lines of how would they like . . . . . . . to feel my 'tache brushing softly across your clitoral hood before I gently sucked the clit between my lips and press it firmly with my tongue"
or
" . . . . . feeling me inside you as I press my thumb against your cute little brown star . . . "
:oops:
There's plenty more, but - I'm sure you get the picture. I'd usually send them to the last person that I'd called. or had called me.
Fortunately they all (I think :oops: ) went to either members of SH, and usually someone I was trying to "work my magic on" or my sister :shock: and everybody concerned would have had an idea of what I was "like" :oops: :oops:
Oh - and around the same time I caught naivety. But that's a wholeother thread :oops:

10 Oct 2006

Bless ya Dammie, and there was me thinking you fancied me! :giggle:
I had been 'dating' my vanilla gf for around a month when I sent her a text saying "I love you lots". :shock: I had actually been having a text conversation with my best friend who had been having boyfriend trouble so I thought that if I told her how much I cared about her she would maybe feel a little better. So I meant to say "I love you lots" to her and not my gf. redface

I must admit that I did feel a little uncomfortable calling my new gf to tell her that the text was a mistake and I didn't mean it, but that I did care about her and that I'm not a bunny boiler and on it went until she told me it was ok. surprised

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10 Oct 2006

only donw somthing really stupid like that once (i think)
going back a good few years now and i was sending txt msgs to this bloke, wrote a really dirty txt and stupid me sent it to my mum redface

she didnt say anything about it but just kept giving me funny looks

10 Oct 2006

Its been suggested to me that mobile phones should come with breathalisers...........
If you're too ratted, they refuse to send the text. Would save a lot of people a LOT of embarrasment- me included! redface

I'll get back to this one....

10 Oct 2006

Yep! While sitting drinking coffee in work the other day, the MD sneaks in behind me and catches me on SH, browsing the ads. Hope he doesn't come in now or I'm toast!
Adam
PS
Kiss, I did reply to your question on the "usernames" topic (page 3 if you haven't lost interest). I was slow replying cos my home broadband connection was on the blink.

10 Oct 2006

I have been nobbled loads of times.
And in these circumstances honesty is the ONLY policy. rolleyes

I suppose the most embarrassing was being caught getting a blowjob by the RCMP in Vancouver. But the mounties were cool and liked my British accent etc. They actually had a serious investigation in the area at the time. So they were just doing their job etc.
redface

10 Oct 2006

This was funny
Invite good friends round for dinner because of a Birthday
Sitting at the table, I ask them if they would like a glass of wine
I say "Throw that cheap crap wine away, I would not give that to our worst enemy it is so crap".
Wife looks at me with pearcing eyes.. Its not fair on anyone to drink that crap go on throw it away...
Martin, "Rachael and David brought that around for us as a present" redface

10 Oct 2006

the MD sneaks in behind me and catches me on SH

:shock: :shock: :shock:
So I presume that still have a job then? or did the MD give you nudge nudge wink wink and ask to join the browsing lol

:lol: :lol:

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Martin_M
This was funny
Invite good friends round for dinner because of a Birthday
Sitting at the table, I ask them if they would like a glass of wine
I say "Throw that cheap crap wine away, I would not give that to our worst enemy it is so crap".
Wife looks at me with pearcing eyes.. Its not fair on anyone to drink that crap go on throw it away...
Martin, "Rachael and David brought that around for us as a present"

were u dead meat after they had gone martin????
chesty

10 Oct 2006

ohhh boy yes.......

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Robin Prince of Thieves
the MD sneaks in behind me and catches me on SH

:shock: :shock: :shock:
So I presume that still have a job then? or did the MD give you nudge nudge wink wink and ask to join the browsing lol

:lol: :lol:
Still have a job (unless he's planning a surprise present - P45 for Christmas :!: ) - he pretended to ignore what I was looking at - let's hope he has lousy eyesight or a terrible memory.

10 Oct 2006

A few years ago II had to try to explain to the girlfriend at the time just how a bra had ended up in my suitcase with all my clothes after I had been working away for some time in Spain. The night and morning of departure had been a bit rushed due to a late night out with Spanish mates, the young lady that ended up in my bed muttered something in Spanish about losing her bra I remember but i was running late for taxi to get to airport so all clothes on floor were bundled up and pushed into suitcase...
Just imagine the expression on my face when gf back home decided to sort my clothes for washing....!! confused

Let's just say she didn't hang about much longer or offer to help wash any more of my gear. Couldn't even persuade her i'd taken up the idea of cross dressign as the bra would nto even go around my chest wink

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss
No I'm not talking about cricket or being gay.

I take it this doesn't count then? redface

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/57088.html

10 Oct 2006

Morbius left the condom wrapper on my ex partners pillow!!! (Ex and I had split up at the time and we were just living together for convenience). Luckily saw it just in time redface

I tried to send a very provocative upskirt shot to my tarty mate's mobile and accidently hit ok instead of scrolling down to his name .... the text went to the aforementioned ex surprised

ops: who thankfully doesn't have a picture phone and saw the funny side of me begging him to delete it ... I did lie and say it was meant for Morbius though
Cx

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Martin_M
This was funny
Invite good friends round for dinner because of a Birthday
Sitting at the table, I ask them if they would like a glass of wine
I say "Throw that cheap crap wine away, I would not give that to our worst enemy it is so crap".
Wife looks at me with pearcing eyes.. Its not fair on anyone to drink that crap go on throw it away...
Martin, "Rachael and David brought that around for us as a present"

we don`t like expensive /good wine.......
so throw the rubbish stuff our way......
sweet white /rose fizzy stuff every time....

10 Oct 2006

Quote by adamreidless
Kiss, I did reply to your question on the "usernames" topic (page 3 if you haven't lost interest). I was slow replying cos my home broadband connection was on the blink.

I saw it Adam, I'm just still thinking about it. Anymore clues?
wink