Ever been caught out?

10 Oct 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
No I'm not talking about cricket or being gay.

I take it this doesn't count then? redface

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/57088.html

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I don't think I can top that!
I don't suppose Debs ever gave you a copy of the footage did she? innocent

10 Oct 2006

Last week, I had a meet, was really looking forward to it, sent a 'descriptive' text message to them, to let them know what I was looking forward to doing. As you do!!!
Only to send it to my area manager, of the same name!!!
After 3 agonising hours of thinking 'oh crap thats my promotion up the arse!!!'
I recieve a text message back
'I don't know who you are, but this sounds fun, how about you text me your name, and we'll see about making this fantasy a reality!!!'
I now cannot look the guy in the eye, and dread a store visit incase I say something I very sorely regret!!!!

10 Oct 2006

Quote by duncanlondon
I suppose the most embarrassing was being caught getting a blowjob by the RCMP in Vancouver. But the mounties were cool and liked my British accent etc.

I'm bluddy impressed that you were able to get a blowbjob by the RCMP! :shock:
My accent doesn't have that effect :giggle: bolt

10 Oct 2006

Oh yes! I wrote an extremely sexy text to my new gf and sent it to my recently ex gf by mistake redface

. She didn't see the funny side AT ALL!
Rsxx :color:

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss
Kiss, I did reply to your question on the "usernames" topic (page 3 if you haven't lost interest). I was slow replying cos my home broadband connection was on the blink.

I saw it Adam, I'm just still thinking about it. Anymore clues?
wink

Kiss, the answer is in the letters! (That's a dead giveaway now, so you don't qualify for the prize lol

) But, unlike the people that pissed you off earlier, when you changed your profile, I do take notice of what it says and I wouldn't dream of saying those things so, for you, my prize was irrelevant. Keep giving people stick when they deserve it!

12 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss
Well my absolute worst (yes there are quite a few) was when I was 19 and having a 'relationship' with a married man. To cut a long story short he was running about an hour late and hadn't bothered to phone to let me know. So I decided to call him at home and as soon as he picked up the phone I said something like "I'm sitting here waiting for you, are you going to bother coming to see me?!" Yes you've probably already guessed it, he hadn't answered the phone, his wife had. ops: :oops: :oops:

This is like a "Question of Sport" question, I want to know, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?

12 Oct 2006

Quote by duncanlondon
I suppose the most embarrassing was being caught getting a blowjob by the RCMP in Vancouver.

Wow, getting a blow job from a Mountie! But who saw you?
(OK I know really, just taking the P***)

12 Oct 2006

Quote by duncanlondon
I suppose the most embarrassing was being caught getting a blowjob by the RCMP in Vancouver.

Wow, getting a blow job from a Mountie! But who saw you?
(OK I know really, just taking the P***)

12 Oct 2006

ok, had been dating a guy for a few months in my teens he was a lot older than me, went on holiday, met someone who lived in a town not to far away, he came to visit, ran into boyfriends mate walking him back to train station and got grassed up :shock:
went away with the girls for a week, met a lad who lived fairly local to me, (god there is a trend to this isnt there lol) who was there on a golfing holiday spent the week with him, a couple of weeks later husband was on phone arranging a golf match for a competition and i nearly choked when he told me who he was playing, only the guy from the holiday, luckily i covered up my shock and he never found out redface

Earthy xx

12 Oct 2006

Oooooo Earthy you are a naughty girl! wink

A rather childish but funny story is when I was around 14 and experimenting sexually with a male friend (as you do) we were messing around and he gave me a love bite on my neck. I had no idea he was doing it, I thought he was just kissing and nibbling - if I had realised that what he was doing would have left a nasty mark I would have told him to stop! (I was only 14 ffs!)
Anyway later that day when I was at home my dad asked my what the mark was on my neck. I still can't believe to this day what I said. redface

I told him I had been playing tennis and I had got hit in the neck by the ball! rotflmao

Of course he knew full well what had caused the mark. surprised

ops:
All he said was "Tell Brian that if I ever see a mark like that on you again, I'll punch him so hard he'll be brushing his teeth through his arse hole". :shock:
:oops:

12 Oct 2006

Quote by musketeer

I suppose the most embarrassing was being caught getting a blowjob by the RCMP in Vancouver.

Wow, getting a blow job from a Mountie! But who saw you?
Sheez no. I was geting a blowjob from a hooker when we were nobbled by the mounties. surprised

ops:
There's no way a mountie can suck a cock wearing those sodding great hats. lol

12 Oct 2006

Hubby was at his sisters helping with some DIY, he left his phone on the kitchen table, anyway we had been in touch wth this couple from SH and the guy had sent some rude texts to our phone(which were meant for me) anyway when hubby is about to leave she has this grin on her face as he picks his phone up, which he took that she had peeked at his texts while he wasnt looking, this is how she found out about us swinging as he said he would rather her know we were swinging than think he was gay lol

12 Oct 2006

ha ha our most embarassing time was when we were making love one afternoon in the cab of the tractor whilst i was at work and the manager came to see how i was getting on redface

12 Oct 2006

Afraid I haven't got any 'caught out' tales 'cos I'm too boringly cautious I suppose.
For example, a lady on here who I text a fair bit has the same name as my ex-manager at work!!! Therefore they're next to each other on my mobile's contact list.
She's early 40's and pretty tasty (the manager) and I just know I'm gonna have a Jack Daniels too many one night & that really horny, descriptive text is gonna get sent to the wrong lady by mistake!!!
Now that WOULD be embarrassing so being the cautious bloke I am I've moved one in my contacts!!!

12 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss
All he said was "Tell Brian that if I ever see a mark like that on you again, I'll punch him so hard he'll be brushing his teeth through his arse hole". :shock:

13 Oct 2006

Texts are are a nightmare. I once told my boss I had to be home early for a parents evening but really I was playing football. On the way to football I proceeded to text him (and not my wife) "Don't answer the phone in case Connor rings as you are supposed to be with me" redface

I didn't realise I'd done it BUT as I'm an honest chap I asked to see him in the morning to come clean (if you'll excuse the expression). He listened to my apology then said, "That'll explain this then" and handed me his phone..........I took blushing to a new dimension.

13 Oct 2006

Quote by musketeer

Well my absolute worst (yes there are quite a few) was when I was 19 and having a 'relationship' with a married man. To cut a long story short he was running about an hour late and hadn't bothered to phone to let me know. So I decided to call him at home and as soon as he picked up the phone I said something like "I'm sitting here waiting for you, are you going to bother coming to see me?!" Yes you've probably already guessed it, he hadn't answered the phone, his wife had. ops: :oops: :oops:

This is like a "Question of Sport" question, I want to know, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Not much as my lover and his wife had an 'open' relationship, not just that open. :oops: lol

There was a bit of an awkward silence the next we were in a room together but it soon passed.

13 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss

Well my absolute worst (yes there are quite a few) was when I was 19 and having a 'relationship' with a married man. To cut a long story short he was running about an hour late and hadn't bothered to phone to let me know. So I decided to call him at home and as soon as he picked up the phone I said something like "I'm sitting here waiting for you, are you going to bother coming to see me?!" Yes you've probably already guessed it, he hadn't answered the phone, his wife had. ops: :oops: :oops:

This is like a "Question of Sport" question, I want to know, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Not much as my lover and his wife had an 'open' relationship, not just that open. :oops: lol

There was a bit of an awkward silence the next we were in a room together but it soon passed.
So did you know the wife?

14 Oct 2006

Quote by petal24

Well my absolute worst (yes there are quite a few) was when I was 19 and having a 'relationship' with a married man. To cut a long story short he was running about an hour late and hadn't bothered to phone to let me know. So I decided to call him at home and as soon as he picked up the phone I said something like "I'm sitting here waiting for you, are you going to bother coming to see me?!" Yes you've probably already guessed it, he hadn't answered the phone, his wife had. ops: :oops: :oops:

This is like a "Question of Sport" question, I want to know, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?
Not much as my lover and his wife had an 'open' relationship, not just that open. :oops: lol

There was a bit of an awkward silence the next we were in a room together but it soon passed.
So did you know the wife?
Yes, and I still do. My partner and I are friends with them both.