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Fancy a name change?

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1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New
first
name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = s leezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of
our new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pan ts
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
I'm now Cheesey potty squirt :shock:
Unknown User
Im Funky Batty Face dunno
Unknown User
We're Dorfus and Tootsie Chuckledoddle ;-)
Unknown User
Snickle Frickenbutt :shock: :shock:
Unknown User
Liver MonkeyChunks
Fabulous........I've turned into fecking cat food. :dry:
helnheaven
Sex God
:shock:
Boobie Chuckle Sniffer
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh my god, I love it!!
Mrs__wadefun
Sexlightened
crusty pottydunkin :eeek: that sounds like a really nasty condition. i think i should see a medic for it :confused2:
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and it turns out i'm married to dinky pottydunkin innocent ah well :haha:
Unknown User
Hi i am crusty gizzard sniffer how are you all
Miss_B_Having
Orgasminator
I'll be checking to see if Mr Wade is Dinky on Saturday night, sure to put a smile on my face Mrs lol
I shall now be known as......
Funky Dippin Sniffer
OMG, PMSL!!
If I get called that on Saturday Mrs W I'll know who let the cat out of the bag lol
xxx
Quote by Mrs-wadefun
crusty pottydunkin :eeek: that sounds like a really nasty condition. i think i should see a medic for it :confused2:
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and it turns out i'm married to dinky pottydunkin innocent ah well :haha:
Firelizard
Sex God
Booby dippin doodle at your service confused
Trixie_female
Warming the Bed
I'm Crusty Pottylips, come say hello kiss
hehehe
MrsFC
Sex God
sloopy potty squirt at your service :giggle:
stockinglegs
Sexpert
Introducing...
Boobie and Crusty Chicken-Dunkin lol
Goose, or should I say Crusty Gizzard Sniffer, I always had my suspicions about you wink
sexyann57
Orgasminator
If i use all three names i,m dorky dippy butt cool
if i use only two i become dorky pickle lol
Unknown User
Crusty Potty Boobs rotflmao
Unknown User
Fluffy potty doodle :shock: lol
Fee
XX
foxylady2209
Sex God
Sloopy Dippin-Dunkin
OMG I've turned into a soggy Oreo biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Unknown User
Yer all mad! Mad I say!! :shock:
Missy
Sex God
Quote by BrightonGeezer
Yer all mad! Mad I say!! :shock:

Ello you!!!
Seems like bluddy ages since I've seen you on here!! :shock:
And its nice to see you around kiss
anais
Sex God
O we did this a while back...
I like mine: SloopyFarkleTush lol :lol: :lol:
Misskitty_2008
Sex God
Snicker dippin doodle... confused:
Like the sound of the dippin part... hehe :twisted:
dandsa
Warming the Bed

We are Dorfus and Boobie Pottybrains.
Mrs__wadefun
Sexlightened
Quote by bbw_wboro
I'll be checking to see if Mr Wade is Dinky on Saturday night, sure to put a smile on my face Mrs lol
I shall now be known as......
Funky Dippin Sniffer
OMG, PMSL!!
If I get called that on Saturday Mrs W I'll know who let the cat out of the bag lol
xxx
crusty pottydunkin :eeek: that sounds like a really nasty condition. i think i should see a medic for it :confused2:
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and it turns out i'm married to dinky pottydunkin innocent ah well :haha:

moi be indiscreet never funky :mrgreen: sorry bbw :whistling:
Venusmist
Warming the Bed
hi boobie chuckle-doodle pleased to meet you all!
ven x
Unknown User
sleezy chuckle head, pmsl.
i like it, might do it, lol.
Miss_B_Having
Orgasminator
Oi Mrs, I'll be seeing you tomorrow and you'll be getting a slapped arse!
Or is that what you want? Huh huh huh lol
Quote by Mrs-wadefun
I'll be checking to see if Mr Wade is Dinky on Saturday night, sure to put a smile on my face Mrs lol
I shall now be known as......
Funky Dippin Sniffer
OMG, PMSL!!
If I get called that on Saturday Mrs W I'll know who let the cat out of the bag lol
xxx
crusty pottydunkin :eeek: that sounds like a really nasty condition. i think i should see a medic for it :confused2:
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and it turns out i'm married to dinky pottydunkin innocent ah well :haha:

moi be indiscreet never funky :mrgreen: sorry bbw :whistling: