farting lasses

13 Nov 2007

how many of you out there have farting girlfriends , i do she farts night and day . i know when its coming she cocks one leg eases her big arse up aims it towards me and lets rip !she is now contesting the fact she has a big arse , what do you think ?

13 Nov 2007

I think I sense a domestic :giggle:
did you notice that emoticon is holding its nose?
lol

13 Nov 2007

If your girlfriend - or boyfriend DIDN'T f*** (ooh I really can't say that word) pass wind, there'd be something seriously wrong with them... lol

Everybody does it, don't they? Apart from Kylie, of course :shock:

13 Nov 2007

:roll: :roll: :roll: dek thinks he can embarrass me redface

i soo do not cock my leg ffs

13 Nov 2007

Quote by Cherrytree
If your girlfriend - or boyfriend DIDN'T f*** (ooh I really can't say that word) pass wind, there'd be something seriously wrong with them...
Everybody does it, don't they? Apart from Kylie, of course :shock:

and the queen....... god bless her!!!!!! :lol: :lol:
anyway if they didn't fart they would have to burp instead..... i think thats worse.. bolt

Me thinks dek is not going to get any tonight now... lol

13 Nov 2007

Quote by Cherrytree
Everybody does it, don't they?

This subject really makes me :giggle:
Its the way in which some people do that creases me lol

13 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
:roll: :roll: :roll: dek thinks he can embarrass me i soo do not cock my leg ffs

since he dug up the tree out the back lol

13 Nov 2007

Quote by fabio
Me thinks dek is not going to get any tonight now... lol

Amen to that :doh: of all the embarrassing things he has on me and his first thread is about farting ffs
Tan

13 Nov 2007

I am sorry ........... BUT........... us girlies DO NOT PASS WIND! EVER AT ANY TIME, EVER, EVER, EVER. :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

13 Nov 2007

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
:roll: :roll: :roll: dek thinks he can embarrass me i soo do not cock my leg ffs

since he dug up the tree out the back lol

shud o put him under the concrete when the dug up that tree :lol: :lol: :lol:

13 Nov 2007

Quote by blonde
I am sorry ........... BUT........... us girlies DO NOT PASS WIND! EVER AT ANY TIME, EVER, EVER, EVER. :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Never a truer word spoken wink

13 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
:roll: :roll: :roll: dek thinks he can embarrass me i soo do not cock my leg ffs

And theres nothing wrong with big bootys either! lol

13 Nov 2007

I also think you should change the title of the thread to
''Farting classes''
it seems we have much to learn biggrin

13 Nov 2007

Quote by helnheaven
:roll: :roll: :roll: dek thinks he can embarrass me i soo do not cock my leg ffs

And theres nothing wrong with big bootys either! lol

Nope mine fits on me couch where else would i put it afterall :lol: :lol:

13 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
:roll: :roll: :roll: dek thinks he can embarrass me i soo do not cock my leg ffs

And theres nothing wrong with big bootys either! lol

Nope mine fits on me couch where else would i put it afterall :lol: :lol:
Eggsacly! Mine too :lol:

13 Nov 2007

Quote by Warmer
I also think you should change the title of the thread to
''Farting classes''
it seems we have much to learn

Saving a right stinky one up as we speak for when i sit on his face later confused

13 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
I also think you should change the title of the thread to
''Farting classes''
it seems we have much to learn

Saving a right stinky one up as we speak for when i sit on his face later confused

:notes:

13 Nov 2007

Tan... you're such a lady!
Personally I'm not one for it in public and in front of others, if one little parp pops out now and then in front of Jay I just say sorry redface

but I couldn't raise my leg and blow the curtains away, I'd be gutted! surprised

ops:

13 Nov 2007

he forgot to mention im always asleep when i do this so i have no proof redface

:lol: :lol:

13 Nov 2007

oooohhhhhh what a fun thread, I fart in front of Mr B......infact sometimes its a competition lol

I dont do it in public though, and would be highly embarrassed if I did.
I once worked with a woman who had never once farted in front of her hubby in 12 years of marriage :shock:
as she didnt think it was right!!
I always tell Mr B its better out than in, and if I kept it in, I would be in pain and have a poorly belly.....he says "Darling I would rather your belly be in pain, than my nasal passages!".....charming!!!

13 Nov 2007

Girls don't fart???
Ladies don't.......... No!!! No no its just wrong!!
Mike xx

13 Nov 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
oooohhhhhh what a fun thread, I fart in front of Mr B......infact sometimes its a competition

Hell yes :thumbup: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Quote by Bonedigger
I dont do it in public though, and would be highly embarrassed if I did.

Pop round to Shireens, she loves people to fart on her bed. I do it every time I'm there

:rotflmao:
Mallock is the best farter ever :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao:

13 Nov 2007

Stop it... confused

Girls do not fart! surprised

Its just wrong. evil

Mike x

14 Nov 2007

I don't fart :smug:

14 Nov 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
I don't fart :smug:

Obviously.... smile

Your a lady!! lol

:lol:

14 Nov 2007

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

14 Nov 2007

Quote by mdr2000
I don't fart :smug:

Obviously.... smile

Your a lady!! lol

:lol:
Quite! :lol:

14 Nov 2007

Quote by mdr2000
I don't fart :smug:

Obviously.... smile

Your a lady!! lol

:lol:
That makes me a ...........................................................................answered on a postcard :lol:

14 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
I don't fart :smug:

Obviously.... smile

Your a lady!! lol

:lol:
That makes me a ...........................................................................answered on a postcard :lol:
But you don't fart.....
Right??????????
No.... No no no no...
Mike xx

14 Nov 2007

Quote by mdr2000
I don't fart :smug:

Obviously.... smile

Your a lady!! lol

:lol:
That makes me a ...........................................................................answeres on a postcard :lol:
But you don't fart.....
Right??????????
No.... No no no no...
Mike xx
nope i dont dek lies :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: im a lady