Farts: why are they so funny?!

Missy

Sex God

21 Apr 2004

Quote by willing but nervous
hubby pee'd on my foot once.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

conciliator

Warming the Bed

21 Apr 2004

I was on one of those 'must attend' management courses with a slightly American style which required us all to do some 'Physical Jerks' to prepare for the day.
We started with toe touching (toe seeing being strenuous enough for me) when a particularly snooty delegate ( on achieving the closest she could manage to her pinkies ) let rip the most perfect 'Toot' I have ever heard redface

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With no further ado, she walked back to where she had left her things, gathered them, and left never to be seen again.

Dawnie

Sex God

21 Apr 2004

Bloody hell. Now I can't fart without thinking of you lot laughing. You've managed to ruin a perfectly good feeling of letting a big one rip :!:
Dawn :silly:

harry0

Orgasminator

21 Apr 2004

All very funny so far,
But how do you handle it when you drop a 'Silent but Deadly' in a crowded lift? rolleyes

Personally, I just move slightly to one side, if there is room, and raise an eyebrow at the nearest bloke. Invariably he looks embarrassed and gets the blame from all the others.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry0

niceguysdoexist

Sex God

21 Apr 2004

Sniff Sniff redface

Ok who's farted in here ....some people honestly rolleyes

HARRYO you can drop that raised eyebrow mate !!!!