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ooohhh its all gettin a bit heavy in here, so I wanna lighten the mood a little.....sghort of streaking my bare BBW (for that read 'fat bird') ass right through the SH Towers foyer.....
what are your lines or quotes from films
I have loads but the first one that springs to mind is
"Hey laser-lips...your momma was a snow blower"
by the character Jonny - Five, a wee robotty type thing from the film Short Circuit, amkes me smile when I think of it.
so whats yours?
I always liked
"Men. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em"
from St Elmo's Fire.
wink
There's only two things in the world I love, the duodecimal system and demolition pyrotechnics!
from Some Judge Rinehold film
was it one of the Beverley Hills cop ones i think...3 i think dunno
Nope apparently I was wrong again!!
was a film called Off Beat LOL
Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!
Pulp Fiction.
It appeals to t he pacifist in me. rolleyes
Quote by Bonedigger
Nope apparently I was wrong again!!
was a film called Off Beat LOL

That's the one, shit film....good line lol
Don't get mad ,get even!!
from Animal House starring lol :lol: John Belushi
and another of ma favs is "I'll be too busy looking good,"
From Enter the Dragon wink
'Nobody puts Baby in a corner'. Patrick Swayze, from Dirty Dancing.
Quote by winchwench
Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!
Pulp Fiction.
It appeals to t he pacifist in me. rolleyes

I love this one- it's at the start of misirlou on the album soundtrack- i always have to join in!!
It was ........... magic (Sleepless in Seattle)
Makes me go all goosebumpy every time!!
Mrs 777 xxxxxxxxxxx
From One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don't know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch lol
McMurphy I think
Clint Eastwood..Dirty Harry
" do you feel lucky punk, well do ya " ?
Quote by mazandden
Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!
Pulp Fiction.
It appeals to t he pacifist in me. rolleyes

I love this one- it's at the start of misirlou on the album soundtrack- i always have to join in!!
Me too- was only listening to it in the car yesterday- and the Samuel monologue too! lol
Quote by Stormwalker
There's only two things in the world I love, the duodecimal system and demolition pyrotechnics!
from Some Judge Rinehold film

Psst there's no-one looking, but it's the "Dewey Decimal System" (a library classification system).
I won't tell if you don't ;)
Shhhhhhhhh
Jake: You were outside, I was inside. You were supposed to keep in touch with the band. I kept asking you if we were gonna play again.
Elwood: What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.
Blues Brothers...........
"You got rid of the caddy?"
Great Film lol
'Come on in and try to not to ruin everything by being you' - from As Good As It Gets
'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time' - the legend that is Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Why has the rum gone?"
Captain Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean
Depp does an amazing camp drunk pirate, he was born for that role!
*Him*
Infamy infamy they've all got it in for me- carry on cleo
He's not the messiah he's just a very naughty boy - life of brian
It starts with oos and ahs then turns into running and screaming - Jurassic park (something)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Where they are trapped on a canyon wall high above a river with a posse surrounding them
Butch – lets jump
Sundance – I can’t swim
Butch – are you crazy – the fall is going to kill us anyway !!!
Quote by Peanut
There's only two things in the world I love, the duodecimal system and demolition pyrotechnics!
from Some Judge Rinehold film

Psst there's no-one looking, but it's the "Dewey Decimal System" (a library classification system).
I won't tell if you don't ;)
Shhhhhhhhh
Good man :thumbup: , imagine my embarrassment if it was brought to everyone's attention.... lol
Shirley Valentine: That's right, Millandra, I'm going to Greece for the sex! Sex for breakfast! Sex for dinner! Sex for tea! And sex for supper!
Van Driver: Sounds like a fantastic diet, love!
Shirley Valentine: It is, have you never heard of it? It's called the "F" plan!
We're gonna need a bigger boat - Jaws
Often quoted in our house when a job or task suddenly becomes bigger, harder or more difficult than we imagined
Not a fav but thought quite apt (think orgy, club room biggrin )
"Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in" - Michael Corleone Godfather Part 3
I've always like the Jaws boat quote as above and the classic apocolipse now "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
x
We're going to need considerably bigger buns
Calendar girls.
Aliens:
Ripley: "*Hudson!* This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.
Hudson: "Why don't you put her in charge?"
A few good men:
Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and curse the Marines; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Voted 29th best quote of all time by the AFI
American Werewolf in London:
I'm certain that if a monster were out roaming northern England, we'd have seen it on the telly
Quote by mazandden
Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!
Pulp Fiction.
It appeals to t he pacifist in me. rolleyes

I love this one- it's at the start of misirlou on the album soundtrack- i always have to join in!!
You'll also find it on the intro to Scooby Snacks by Fun Loving Criminals.
"What? You were expecting yellow spandex?" - Scott to Wolverine in X-Men - best quote in an otherwise mediocre film.
Quote by Suffolk-cpl
Aliens:
Ripley: "*Hudson!* This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.
Hudson: "Why don't you put her in charge?"

also Aliens
same character;
"we're in some pretty shit now"
"wake up, time to die"
Bladerunner
lp