First meet ice breakers

18 Feb 2009

When you meet for the first time socially or sexually, do you have any particular ice breakers?
What do you do to relax/get in the mood/fill any awkward silences?
On a play meet: I usually do the getting drinks, making small talk and a bit of a snog.... I find that gets my 'creative juices' flowing.
If it's more a social thing: I just talk shite. Bit like I post really... talk about nonsense - usually something self-deprecating in the hope it'll get a bit of a laugh.
So, how do you guys break the proverbial ice?
Nola x

18 Feb 2009

walk in naked under my coat, fling it off shouting "get yer kit off then!!"
lol

nope more or less the same as you nola, drinks, a wee chat and some nice kissing, maybe a little music.

18 Feb 2009

walk in naked under my coat, fling it off shouting "get yer kit off then!!"
lol

nope more or less the same as you nola, drinks, a wee chat and some nice kissing, maybe a little music.
That could be embarasing at the local harvester biggrin

I myself prefer "just enough beer to get over being nervous" and chat wise anything goes

18 Feb 2009

Quote by Reacher359
walk in naked under my coat, fling it off shouting "get yer kit off then!!"
nope more or less the same as you nola, drinks, a wee chat and some nice kissing, maybe a little music.

That could be embarasing at the local harvester biggrin

I myself prefer "just enough beer to get over being nervous" and chat wise anything goes
rotflmao

Indeed it could be! Oh boy, the things I'm picturing now... :lol:

18 Feb 2009

play dates icebreakers have varied
- everything from walking off up the stairs shouting "come and get it boys!!"
- to a cup of tea and some face paints to stimulate the creative juices
- its never really been too much of a problem as I just love to get me tits out and that seems to be a gret icebreaker in any crowd

18 Feb 2009

I usually dress up as Darth Vader, complete with pink lightsaber, and have the name of our guest henna tattooed along the length of my erect phallus (provided it is no longer than three letters). I then perform a variety of semi-naked exotic dances, each more stranger and provocative than the last before I finish by nervously farting the national anthem.
As for sexy meets, I do something embarrassing on them that I wouldn't want to make public.
(Edited : Reason : Crap spelling)

18 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance
I usually dress up as Darth Vader, complete with pink lightsaber, and have the name of our guest henna tattooed along the length of my erect phallus (provided it is no longer than three letters). I then perform a variety of semi-naked exotic dancers, each more stranger and provocative than the last before I finish by nervously farting the national anthem.
As for sexy meets, I do something embarassing on them that I wouldn't want to make public.

:shock:

18 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance
I usually dress up as Darth Vader, complete with pink lightsaber, and have the name of our guest henna tattooed along the length of my erect phallus (provided it is no longer than three letters). I then perform a variety of semi-naked exotic dancers, each more stranger and provocative than the last before I finish by nervously farting the national anthem.
As for sexy meets, I do something embarassing on them that I wouldn't want to make public.

rotfpmsl

18 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance
I usually dress up as Darth Vader, complete with pink lightsaber, and have the name of our guest henna tattooed along the length of my erect phallus (provided it is no longer than three letters). I then perform a variety of semi-naked exotic dances, each more stranger and provocative than the last before I finish by nervously farting the national anthem.
As for sexy meets, I do something embarrassing on them that I wouldn't want to make public.
(Edited : Reason : Crap spelling)

You can fit 3 whole letters on it :shock: Ive never seen one so big :twisted:

18 Feb 2009

Quote by Reacher359
I usually dress up as Darth Vader, complete with pink lightsaber, and have the name of our guest henna tattooed along the length of my erect phallus (provided it is no longer than three letters). I then perform a variety of semi-naked exotic dancers, each more stranger and provocative than the last before I finish by nervously farting the national anthem.
As for sexy meets, I do something embarassing on them that I wouldn't want to make public.

rotfpmsl
Agreed :thumbup: I've not laughed out loud like that for ages, thanks Mr R for that :P
I tend to answer the door on my knees dressed in my Kylie lookalike gold hot pants ('spinning around' if possible) and have something non-gay and catchy like the Village People's YMCA or a Barbara Streisand number playing.. that way the bi guys really do think I'm not THAT gay and feel more comfortable with the kissing thing cool

If they seem particularly nervous I tend to scatter a few coyboy print cushions about the sofas to add to the 'no gays here' ambience and pop a quiche in the oven for post coital subsistence 8-)
OK, OK, erm... we just tend to talk, offer a drink and be polite etc :P x

18 Feb 2009

if its a pub meet a game of pool and a little tease gets them going lol n chat while playing

18 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance
I usually dress up as Darth Vader, complete with pink lightsaber, and have the name of our guest henna tattooed along the length of my erect phallus (provided it is no longer than three letters). I then perform a variety of semi-naked exotic dances, each more stranger and provocative than the last before I finish by nervously farting the national anthem.
As for sexy meets, I do something embarrassing on them that I wouldn't want to make public.
(Edited : Reason : Crap spelling)

Now the tattooing thing - very interesting idea - helps with the declining memory as well. "Oh, oh, oh.. Dir..!!" How long does the henna last? Do you have to keep tattooing round in circles and then over your bollocks, or are you considerate and discreet and allow each tattoo to fade into antiquity before the next is applied?
It's not the national anthem, but you might like this nice manly ringtone for when meeting in public.

19 Feb 2009

I think what I talk about depends on who the people are that you meeting and how yas get on.

19 Feb 2009

our ice breaker used to be "have you tried oral while using airwaves chewing gum",once you give them that there putty in your hands.

19 Feb 2009

I think a really good fart is the best icebreaker!

19 Feb 2009

We tie them to a chair...shine a spotlight in their faces and interrogate them on a variety of subjects until we're satisfied that we may be compatible! :twisted: :twisted:
In reality,a couple of drinks and chit chat, some teasing kissing and touching and go with the flow,I like to dress for the ocassion as well which seems to work well
At socials we chat about anything and everything which can be just as much fun xx

19 Feb 2009

Quote by The_third_man
I think a really good fart is the best icebreaker!

Dont normally type this, but on this occassion
pmsl
rotflmao

19 Feb 2009

Quote by Mmmaybe
Now the tattooing thing - very interesting idea - helps with the declining memory as well. "Oh, oh, oh..

Oooh Mmmaybe... I've lost count of the time I have done just that and gone "Ohhhhhh Squgaumbfwuf" because the bloody thing has run and less resembles someones name and more a Welsh village.
Three letters is the minimum in the colder weather. When it gets warmer I can stretch to five. My wife has since changed her name by deed poll to Nebuchadnezzar.
I think she's hoping to meet someone.

19 Feb 2009

Quote by twos_company
if its a pub meet a game of pool and a little tease gets them going lol n chat while playing

rack them up we on our way

19 Feb 2009

Quote by Resonance

Now the tattooing thing - very interesting idea - helps with the declining memory as well. "Oh, oh, oh..

Oooh Mmmaybe... I've lost count of the time I have done just that and gone "Ohhhhhh Squgaumbfwuf" because the bloody thing has run and less resembles someones name and more a Welsh village.
Three letters is the minimum in the colder weather. When it gets warmer I can stretch to five. My wife has since changed her name by deed poll to Nebuchadnezzar.
I think she's hoping to meet someone.
She wanting to meet a fellow Babylonian then??? wink

19 Feb 2009

Quote by noladreams30
walk in naked under my coat, fling it off shouting "get yer kit off then!!"
nope more or less the same as you nola, drinks, a wee chat and some nice kissing, maybe a little music.

That could be embarasing at the local harvester biggrin

I myself prefer "just enough beer to get over being nervous" and chat wise anything goes
rotflmao

Indeed it could be! Oh boy, the things I'm picturing now... :lol:
Indeed just imagine walking round the 'salad bar' and wondering if it really is 'mayo' in the jug? :shock: :shock:
And as for the spit-roasted chicken :evil2: :evil2:

19 Feb 2009

Pah.... I came to this thread looking for hints and tips, and instead I find light-sabres and gold hot-pants! :giggle:
Actually, we're totally crap at the ice-breaking thing. We're very good at the friendly chat, putting everyone at ease, lets all have a glass of wine type bits, but utterly rubbish at the 'OK, now we've had a glass of wine shall we have rampant sex?' bit!
We had a blokey round a couple of months ago, very nice guy, we'd met for a drink and all got on well, flirty texts had been exchanged, detailed dirty PMs had been exchanged, we were all CERTAIN we all wanted to fuck each other.... but in the end we sat here for three hours chatting! THREE hours, on a week night! lol

It got to the point where he went off to the loo and we had a desperate 'how the hell are we going to get the sex bit started' whispered conversation, concluded nothing, and when he came back, in complete desperation and for lack of any better ideas I said 'OK, shall we do the sex bit now?' Smooth, really smooth rotflmao

Way back when I was a singly, my absolute best ever icebreaker moment was when the female half of a couple I was visiting got up and said to her other half 'Right, I'm going to the loo, I want her naked by the time I get back.' biggrin

19 Feb 2009

Picture the scene : me and new friend in a local pub and chatting generally. Then, in a pause in the conversation " God I really want to tie you up." (from him)
I don't know about breaking the ice, but the (vanilla) guys at the other side of the table nearly bit through their beer glasses. :giggle:

19 Feb 2009

Quote by makingcocoa
Way back when I was a singly, my absolute best ever icebreaker moment was when the female half of a couple I was visiting got up and said to her other half 'Right, I'm going to the loo, I want her naked by the time I get back.'

Is it totally wrong that I can tell who that was by the tone of voice?! :giggle:

19 Feb 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
Is it totally wrong that I can tell who that was by the tone of voice?! :giggle:

Do you sometimes think we know each other tooooo well? biggrin

19 Feb 2009

Quote by makingcocoa

Is it totally wrong that I can tell who that was by the tone of voice?! :giggle:

Do you sometimes think we know each other tooooo well? biggrin

:giggle:
Nah... wanna get to know me better?! :rascal:

21 Feb 2009

Quote by makingcocoa
Pah.... I came to this thread looking for hints and tips, and instead I find light-sabres and gold hot-pants! :giggle:
Actually, we're totally crap at the ice-breaking thing. We're very good at the friendly chat, putting everyone at ease, lets all have a glass of wine type bits, but utterly rubbish at the 'OK, now we've had a glass of wine shall we have rampant sex?' bit!
We had a blokey round a couple of months ago, very nice guy, we'd met for a drink and all got on well, flirty texts had been exchanged, detailed dirty PMs had been exchanged, we were all CERTAIN we all wanted to fuck each other.... but in the end we sat here for three hours chatting! THREE hours, on a week night! It got to the point where he went off to the loo and we had a desperate 'how the hell are we going to get the sex bit started' whispered conversation, concluded nothing, and when he came back, in complete desperation and for lack of any better ideas I said 'OK, shall we do the sex bit now?' Smooth, really smooth
Way back when I was a singly, my absolute best ever icebreaker moment was when the female half of a couple I was visiting got up and said to her other half 'Right, I'm going to the loo, I want her naked by the time I get back.'

I was also hoping for hints and tips. We too had an evening like that detailed above. After 3 hours, hubby stood up, walked over and pulled my top off over my head. He sat down next to me and said 'I'm having this one, do you want the other?' Fortunately the gentleman in question took the hint and sucked my right nipple! :D Good job it was the unpierced one cos I've found out since he has a problem with metal in contact with his teeth rolleyes

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Does anyone have any more (preferably better) suggestions?

21 Feb 2009

You could just say out right, "okay... how are we going to do this?"
I've done that - just asked the guy what he liked/disliked/wanted to do... usually smutty chat leads right on to the good stuff.

21 Feb 2009

Once when I was with a rather nervous first-time couple, time went on...just nervous chat...interesting chat, but nothing more.... between the three of us. So I looked at the clock and said something like "Right, if we haven't startec by quarter to eleven, let's drop the whole idea". They both laughed and agreed.
By quarter to eleven, we were well and truly started. wink

22 Feb 2009

Flash me knob at everyone!
Well at least it gets a laugh.

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