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There's 14 flounces to a flound
... and 10 gold flounds to a Schlib isn't there?
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Sex God
Quote by BIoke
There's 14 flounces to a flound
... and 10 gold flounds to a Schlib isn't there?
F*ck you got me there? you and your clever arse words! I'm off!!
Sex God
Quote by Lost
There's 14 flounces to a flound
... and 10 gold flounds to a Schlib isn't there?
F*ck you got me there? you and your clever arse words! I'm off!!
Oh the irony - someone doing a sneaky flounce in a flounce thread
(and I know it wasn't a real flounce, Losty)
Just thought of another:
The reverse-flounce; where someone has a temporary ban then comes back and announces their return, saying that they needed the break from the forum anyway.
Just thought of another:
The reverse-flounce; where someone has a temporary ban then comes back and announces their return, saying that they needed the break from the forum anyway.
i thought about doing that last week, as i just came back from a ban but found the week off very helpful with completing my uni work...
wait what?
I have a "Flouncing Formula". It runs in stages, like an early warning "DEFCON" type system.
First comes the "Huff". They usually involve "the look." Stony silences may also be employed. At this point, the situation is salvageable. Huffs are a warning shot across the bow. They say "you've pissed me off. However, if you realise you're wrong at this point I can be appeased."
There are three "Huffs" to a...
"Harrumph" This is considerably more serious. If you've been remis enough to not notice the huffs, prepare for slamming doors.
The look will have developed into a glare that can curdle your seminal fluid. Salvaging the situation at this point is far more difficult. A full, public confession of your fuckwittery and pandering to any other whim I may have on the spot would be necessary. Oh, and by this point the dog will have been allowed to salivate on your dinner. Accept it. You deserve it. Failure to adequately pull the situation back will provoke:
The Flounce. To the untrained eye, this could be mistaken for a temper tantrum. However, most temper tantrums do not result in the loss of testicles. Visible signs of the start of flounce stage are flicking of hair, and stamping of feet. The look that progressed to a glare is now accompanied by a snarl. Think "The Exorcist" and you'll not be far wrong.
There is no escape from the consequences of your actions at this stage. If you're lucky, you'll be allowed to live a long life, full of opportunities for atonement. These will take the form of reminders of your wrongdoings, sometimes they will evoke guilt, sometimes physical pain. They will almost always be public. If you're unlucky- watch your back. There will be a one off punishment, but most likely it will involve a large vegetable and the members of the local "rugger buggers" team.
You will need to inspect any food/drinks you're lucky enough to be served for the rest of your life. Social events will be marred by my recounting the anecdote in which you provoked the flounce for years. When you have a large male gathering, they'll be informed that contrary to rumours, you don't suffer from premature ejaculation. It just seems that way because your penis is so small there's no travelling time to account for.
Get the picture? :twisted:
First comes the "Huff". They usually involve "the look." Stony silences may also be employed. At this point, the situation is salvageable. Huffs are a warning shot across the bow. They say "you've pissed me off. However, if you realise you're wrong at this point I can be appeased."
There are three "Huffs" to a...
"Harrumph" This is considerably more serious. If you've been remis enough to not notice the huffs, prepare for slamming doors.
The look will have developed into a glare that can curdle your seminal fluid. Salvaging the situation at this point is far more difficult. A full, public confession of your fuckwittery and pandering to any other whim I may have on the spot would be necessary. Oh, and by this point the dog will have been allowed to salivate on your dinner. Accept it. You deserve it. Failure to adequately pull the situation back will provoke:
The Flounce. To the untrained eye, this could be mistaken for a temper tantrum. However, most temper tantrums do not result in the loss of testicles. Visible signs of the start of flounce stage are flicking of hair, and stamping of feet. The look that progressed to a glare is now accompanied by a snarl. Think "The Exorcist" and you'll not be far wrong.
There is no escape from the consequences of your actions at this stage. If you're lucky, you'll be allowed to live a long life, full of opportunities for atonement. These will take the form of reminders of your wrongdoings, sometimes they will evoke guilt, sometimes physical pain. They will almost always be public. If you're unlucky- watch your back. There will be a one off punishment, but most likely it will involve a large vegetable and the members of the local "rugger buggers" team.
You will need to inspect any food/drinks you're lucky enough to be served for the rest of your life. Social events will be marred by my recounting the anecdote in which you provoked the flounce for years. When you have a large male gathering, they'll be informed that contrary to rumours, you don't suffer from premature ejaculation. It just seems that way because your penis is so small there's no travelling time to account for.
Get the picture? :twisted:
Sex God
Why say you're leaving then change your name when the thread's still on the first page (albeit locked)?
Quote by Freckledbird
Why say you're leaving then change your name when the thread's still on the first page (albeit locked)?
Ah, that's what confused me then - I looked at the users original post as I thought 'I'm sure that's not who started the thread!' .. I thought that would let me see what their username was but that's obviously changed too.. silly me - duh!
So what was an 'eloquent' goodbye now it would seem is a twattish flounce?
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
So what was an 'eloquent' goodbye now it would seem is a twattish flounce?
Or a very bad attempt at a disguise/new identity without actually knowing that a name change doesn't actually change much?
Or is that just my cynical head coming out to play? :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
I can't understand why NeilnolongerinleedsbutmightbebackinleedsforallIknow hasn't posted
He's doing a dignified flounce for once in his life!
Yeah right! 
I shall prod him. ;)
Flounces... how about the "I've been here two minutes and no-one wants to shag me" flounce?
Or the "I'm really really drunk and don't know what I'm typing" flounce?
Or the "I've commited social suicide and now have to blame someone else for my inadequacies (sp?) which makes it everyone else's flounce and not mine."
And my favourite; the comedy flounce
LG. x *flounces* 
Sex God
there is the flounce to top all flounces...
beats anything mentioned here but you wont get me to post it on the forum lol
ask me in person ill tell ya then and i dont mean by pm lol,, in person ..had me and rose in stitches
beats anything mentioned here but you wont get me to post it on the forum lol
ask me in person ill tell ya then and i dont mean by pm lol,, in person ..had me and rose in stitches
Sex God
I only flounce outside of hotel rooms....... 
*kitty*
*kitty*
what about the regular flouncer........flounces coincide with hormonal cycles......... 
or the "seriously need a break from all this crap, but will be back when my life is going better" flounce
or the misguided flounce.....where you think you really CAN live without this shower of reprobates and their inane drivel......and find yourself logging on as normal just to see whose said what, which peeps have done something exciting and all the rest of the important stuff it took you about 3 hours to realise you couldnt do without!!
or the "seriously need a break from all this crap, but will be back when my life is going better" flounce
or the misguided flounce.....where you think you really CAN live without this shower of reprobates and their inane drivel......and find yourself logging on as normal just to see whose said what, which peeps have done something exciting and all the rest of the important stuff it took you about 3 hours to realise you couldnt do without!!
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
does it involve falling over?
it would be great if it involved falling over!
lp
you sound like cleggy
i wish it did involve falling over to be sure it would of been even funnier if it did!
Sex God
there is the "I now have a GF/BF so its time to go back to vanilla" otherwise known as the "I don't need you all anymore and you have served your purpose" flounce...
funny how when they are single again... they are back
funny how when they are single again... they are back
Sex God
I love the flouncers who hate everyone, bitch, moan, leave, and then crop up sometime later with a new ID. I think there are people here who have had at least 25 different names and as many flounces.
I love flounces no matter what type they are
I love flounces no matter what type they are
Sex God
I think the favoured expression is 'Don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out'.
I think we should be careful to distinguish between a gradual, fairly silent withdrawal, which quite frankly is boring but understandable as opposed to a good flounce. A flounce ain't a flounce without a liberal dose of high dudgeon and sometimes indignant flatulata. Love 'em.
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I think we should be careful to distinguish between a gradual, fairly silent withdrawal, which quite frankly is boring but understandable as opposed to a good flounce. A flounce ain't a flounce without a liberal dose of high dudgeon and sometimes indignant flatulata. Love 'em.
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Sex God
Sometimes I think I'd like to flounce big time... but I'm so accident-prone that even virtually I'm pretty sure I'd go ass over tit and make a complete cyber fool of myself! :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
I can't understand why NeilnolongerinleedsbutmightbebackinleedsforallIknow hasn't posted
Shurrup you!
I have been trying out something new for me Dawnie, which is to maintain a dignified silence on the whole subject. :smile2: For the purposes of this thread I have adopted the motto 'Never apologise, never explain', so there! It had been going rather well too until you showed up.
/flounces
*asks Dawnie to reactivate him please cos he may have been a tad hasty and possibly ever-so-slightly oversensitive and over-emotional*
N x x x;)
Quote by neilinleeds
I can't understand why NeilnolongerinleedsbutmightbebackinleedsforallIknow hasn't posted
Shurrup you!
I have been trying out something new for me Dawnie, which is to maintain a dignified silence on the whole subject. :smile2: For the purposes of this thread I have adopted the motto 'Never apologise, never explain', so there! It had been going rather well too until you showed up.
/flounces
*asks Dawnie to reactivate him please cos he may have been a tad hasty and possibly ever-so-slightly oversensitive and over-emotional*
N x x x;)
I was just going to ask, do men flounce?
I think you might just have answered my question.
I have seen many women do it but I could not remember a man flounce.
Don't men just day sod off I am leaving?
Sex God
Quote by Serendipity
flatulata
Italian baked beans? :shock:
Well you'd think some of the flouncers had been eating 'em, I reckon.
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Quote by neilinleeds
I can't understand why NeilnolongerinleedsbutmightbebackinleedsforallIknow hasn't posted
Shurrup you!
I have been trying out something new for me Dawnie, which is to maintain a dignified silence on the whole subject. :smile2: For the purposes of this thread I have adopted the motto 'Never apologise, never explain', so there! It had been going rather well too until you showed up.
/flounces
*asks Dawnie to reactivate him please cos he may have been a tad hasty and possibly ever-so-slightly oversensitive and over-emotional*
N x x x;)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Sorry Neil but I couldn't help but think of you in this thread. You are the King of flounces but that is one of the things we love about you :kiss:
