Fred has been a naughty boy!

9 Dec 2003

Quote by Flintstones

Does my bum look big in this?

It does not LOOK big - it is big!
Are we resorting to name calling dear?
PBFH
X X X :twisted:

9 Dec 2003

*kat wanders in*
Fred?
oops missed him again
Wanders out humming
Lost boys Lost boys and golden girls
Down on the corner and all around, all around the world
It doesn't matter where they're going
Or wherever they've been
'Cause they've got one thing in common, it's true
They're never gonna make it through this night,
And let me tell ya' something, neither will you
Neither will you
Neither will you
Lost boys Lost boys and golden girls
Down on the corner and all around, all around the world
lhk
Kat

9 Dec 2003

It does not LOOK big - it is big!

I dare say he has the same misconceptions about his man (*ahem*) hood.
Kit
xxxx

9 Dec 2003

And all men kill the things they love,
by all let this be heard,
some do it with a bitter look,
some with a flattering word,
the coward does it with the kiss,
the brave man with a sword.
Will - pick up your weapon - you stand amongst men!
*passes him a hip flask with a trembling hand* "You'll be alright mate!"

9 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
It does not LOOK big - it is big!

I dare say he has the same misconceptions about his man (*ahem*) hood.
Kit
xxxx
Well I have the dic pick! He does not send it out of course. Not because he thinks it is wrong to do so more the fact that it is tiny
rotflmao

Wilma
x x x

9 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
I dare say he has the same misconceptions about his man (*ahem*) hood.

Have to be honest Kit - was small when I was born - felt cheated in boyhood - got used to it in adult life but did not realise the hole in Wilma's life was so big when I agreed to marry her.
No delusions here - though make up for it with effort!

9 Dec 2003

too many G&T's methinks!

Actually, not enough!!

Flintstones wrote:
WilmaFlintstone wrote:
Does my bum look big in this?

It does not LOOK big - it is big!
FRED!!!! evil

:evil: Do you have to aggravate them man? For God's sake!!! rolleyes

This is getting out of hand - again!

9 Dec 2003

Quote by willxx69
FRED!!!! :evil: Do you have to aggravate them man? For God's sake!!!
This is getting out of hand - again!

You maoned you missed it - you moan when you are in the midst of it - do you want some cheese to go with that whine? lol

You started them off again with that flowers and wine bullshit! mad

Stand up man and stop crying - Steve will be here soon! 8)

9 Dec 2003

This is getting out of hand - again!

Me thinks it is in very safe hands Will.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Wilma
x x x x

9 Dec 2003

:twisted: he does seem a bit keen on safe hands, do you think he likes a firm grip then?
Or does he mean he would prefer to be held in a pair of hands wearing a nice set of marigolds?
Kit
xxx

9 Dec 2003

It's back to the wine, flowers and massages for me and no hidden agendas or alterior motives this time!! surprised

ops:
Now, where did I put that diversionary thread. Ahh, here it is. OK, Fred and Steve, I'll post this and it may give you two enough time to sneak out the back. Just abandon me to my fate - it's no more than I deserve.
confused

:?
Sets his chin, puts on his best stiff upper lip and walks off to face his doom
You may never hear from me again in this forum. Good bye all.
Slopes off to the strains of the Funeral March

9 Dec 2003

*Stands and waits*
He is bound to screw this up as well!
You watch - give it 2 mins and he will walk back through the door looking like a sad muppet!

9 Dec 2003

Slopes off to the strains of the Funeral March

Aww Will - so cheerful of you hun.
Does this mean you are on the girlies side?
Will open all the yorkie bars for you if you like.
Love ya Will
Wilma
x x x x
(Takes Will by the hand and leads him into a false sense of security :twisted smile

9 Dec 2003

(Takes Will by the hand and leads him into a false sense of security :twisted: )

Will.........
I am sorry for thee: thou art come to answer
A stony adversary, an inhuman wretch
uncapable of pity, void and empty
From any dram of mercy.
Mark my words my friend - you know not what you do if you follow her!

10 Dec 2003

Well, I've just cast my two votes but alas.........it looks like it might be too late!
Poor Fred, such a nice chap!
*shuffles away......"ah well"

10 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
*kat wanders in*
Fred?
oops missed him again
Wanders out humming
Lost boys Lost boys and golden girls
Down on the corner and all around, all around the world
It doesn't matter where they're going
Or wherever they've been
'Cause they've got one thing in common, it's true
They're never gonna make it through this night,
And let me tell ya' something, neither will you
Neither will you
Neither will you
Kat, you have just soared in my estimation!!
A quotation from Jim Steinman - Lost Boys & Golden Girls, I'm well impressed!!!
Keep it up...
8)
Lost boys Lost boys and golden girls
Down on the corner and all around, all around the world
lhk
Kat

10 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
Lost boys Lost boys and golden girls
Down on the corner and all around, all around the world
It doesn't matter where they're going
Or wherever they've been
'Cause they've got one thing in common, it's true
They're never gonna make it through this night,
And let me tell ya' something, neither will you
Neither will you
Neither will you
Lost boys Lost boys and golden girls
Down on the corner and all around, all around the world

I want my money back - life is a lemon :roll:

10 Dec 2003

Hiya All,
Spoke to Blue today, who has asked for a synopsis of events. So here goes......
Wilma 1 - Fred 0
Did I miss anything out? wink

lhk
Kat

10 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
Hiya All,
Spoke to Blue today, who has asked for a synopsis of events. So here goes......
Wilma 1 - Fred 0
Did I miss anything out?
lhk
Kat

YEP - I lost out in the vote.. was sharpening my talents too!!

10 Dec 2003

YEP - I lost out in the vote.. was sharpening my talents too!!

I'm sure they won't go to waste :twisted: All good things come to those who wait wink

lhk
Kat

10 Dec 2003

Quote by Jags
YEP - I lost out in the vote.. was sharpening my talents too!!

Talents or talons?? :shock:

10 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
YEP - I lost out in the vote.. was sharpening my talents too!!

Talents or talons?? :shock:
Sharpening my talents and filing my talons!!!
Multi-tasking this evening.
x x

10 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
YEP - I lost out in the vote.. was sharpening my talents too!!

Talents or talons?? :shock:
You leave Jags alone!! She has many talents which involve her talons.
Wilma
x x x x

10 Dec 2003

Oops!

Where did that come from? :shock:
Got to go now.......Play nice!! :bounce:
Steve

10 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
Oops! Where did that come from? :shock:
Got to go now.......Play nice!! :bounce:
Steve

mmm - I wonder rolleyes

11 Dec 2003

All good things come to those who wait

Hope so!!

11 Dec 2003

Quote by willxx69
All good things come to those who wait

Hope so!!

and wait...... and wait........ and wait......
Hahahahahahahahahaha :twisted: :twisted:
Fred

11 Dec 2003

Quote by willxx69
All good things come to those who wait

I knew I should still be a waiter in the restaurant. Except the only good thing I got out of that was usually a small tip. Phah.

How should Fred be punished?