Fred has been a naughty boy!

7 Dec 2003

Okay, pay back time hunny! :boxing:
You think you can be nasty to me in here when I am not at my best, lying on my sick bed, dying (cough! cough!).
Did you see him kick me?
I will leave it to the forum members to decide your fate.

Quote by KitKat
Wilma! Can I just say, publicly, that I think you are a wonderful person for all you have to put up with. You have my profoundest respect and sympathy, for all the Freddieness that you have to put up with, the world is a better place for people like you. Fred, for all his good points (and I am sure though well hidden, there are many) does not show you enough appreciation through pampering, loving, and tending to your every whim and desire.
I am sure that everyone on this site will join me in hoping, nay, insisting, nay, DEMANDING, that Fred relinquishes all his other duties to meet your every need an ensure a speedy and complete recovery so that you are once more your evivescent womanly best.

Thank you for your kind words Kat although I take them with a pinch of salt considering Kit had your arm twisted at the time lol

Have fun everyone at Fred's expense, and remember (groan) I am poorly so need all the help I can get! :twisted: You have 6 days to vote!
Wilma
x x x x

8 Dec 2003

The sound thrashing with virtual knobs gets my vote. The others just sound too much like fun.
Get well soon BTW...

8 Dec 2003

Oh boy.. am I going to have fun!!
evil

:twisted: :evil:

8 Dec 2003

Woooaahhhh! Now hold on a rootin tootin dar gone minute!
I am not gonna vote for any of them!
Waaahhhhhhhhh! :cry:
Jags hun - I have always been nice to you! - Help me out here?
It was only a small kick - and it did not leave a bruise!
c'mon - have a heart - can we add a new option please - something like "Lock Fred in a room with Suze, Blondedazzle, Fran, Dawn, Blue eyes Mandy AND JAGS and not let him out till he has had his wicked way with all of them!" Then I will vote.
Pleaaassssssssssseeeeeeeee?
Fred

8 Dec 2003

Disappointed that I am the only one so far who has voted for Fred to be presented to bluexxx for her entire pleasure. Come on folks. You knowit makes sense!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

8 Dec 2003

Quote by willxx69
Disappointed that I am the only one so far who has voted for Fred to be presented to bluexxx for her entire pleasure. Come on folks. You knowit makes sense!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

WHAT!
You sadistic bastard!
How could you?
Boy - soon find out who your friends are - don't you? Bought him a beer last week and now this! - Hope your next shit is a hedgehog Will!
Fred

8 Dec 2003

Bought him a beer last week and now this!

Oh no you didn't!! Might have made all the difference. Sadly, we've never met - unless it was someone masquerading as me. Now, if you promise to buy me a beer when we do meet then I might be persuaded to change my vote to dressing you in lingerie and handing you over to Jags.

8 Dec 2003

I might be persuaded to change my vote to dressing you in lingerie and handing you over to Jags.

Oh - like that is gonna make a difference? - At least with Bluexxx it will be a quick death!
Fred

8 Dec 2003

And with me it will be a slow exquisite delicious death.... mmmmmmmmmmmm.
when's the handover??

8 Dec 2003

Quote by Jags
And with me it will be a slow exquisite delicious death.... mmmmmmmmmmmm.
when's the handover??

He is all yours next weekend if you are the unlucky winner!!!
Wilma PBFH (The Psycho Bitch From Hell)
x x x x

8 Dec 2003

Does that mean the psycho bitch from hell will have a free weekend next weekend? biggrin

8 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
Does that mean the psycho bitch from hell will have a free weekend next weekend?

YES, YES and oh my god YES !!! - you know where I am Steve - and bring that arse of yours!!!
That is if you are offering (how presumptious of me).
Love
Wilma - VHB (very happy bunny) !!!
X X X X

8 Dec 2003

give fred to blue for a week that will teach him

8 Dec 2003

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
YES, YES and oh my god YES !!! - you know where I am Steve - and bring that arse of yours!!!
That is if you are offering (how presumptious of me).
Love
Wilma - VHB (very happy bunny) !!!
X X X X

I told you all it was a bloody sympathy show - she aint ill!
How can someone so ill make such a rapid recovery?
This definitely smells of being a fit up.
Fred

8 Dec 2003

Wilma - can't make next weekend but don't tell Fred, keep him on tenterhooks that I'll be on my way to sort him out!!
Is looking forward to making mincemeat of Fred and dusting him with icing sugar!
x xx

8 Dec 2003

Quote by Jags
Is looking forward to making mincemeat of Fred and dusting him with icing sugar!
x xx

Oooohhhh - never tried being a mince pie! - I can do this one! - Vote for Jags - vote for Jags!
xxxxxxxxxx - Thank you Jags!

8 Dec 2003

Quote by Flintstones

Is looking forward to making mincemeat of Fred and dusting him with icing sugar!
x xx

Oooohhhh - never tried being a mince pie! - I can do this one! - Vote for Jags - vote for Jags!
xxxxxxxxxx - Thank you Jags!
It means you get chopped into tiny pieces, encased in puff pastry, cooked in the oven for 20 minutes at 190 degrees. covered in sneeze-inducing icing sugar, put on a plate with a doilley underneath you and then eaten with great relish!!
Seemed to have lost the threat in that last part - DAMN IT!
8)

8 Dec 2003

Quote by Jags
put on a plate with a doilley underneath you and then eaten with great relish!!

See thats the bit i dont get! Only you girlies understand what possible purpose a doilly serves - I just know it is gonna stick to my ass and leave a pretty pattern when you pick me up!
Go on - have a bite - you know you wanna! lol

:lol:
Fred

8 Dec 2003

NOW JUST GET THIS... this girlie (????girlie????) has never known what a doilley is for and doesn't really want to thanks. Knowing that you can see a doilley as a sexual instrument of pleasure shocks me more than anything?? Can you get a battery in it?? Or does it run off mains???
Oh.. I know.. it's for feeding those cocks through so you get pretty wavy ribbons of them!!! Yeeha...
:happy: :happy:

8 Dec 2003

Quote by Jags
NOW JUST GET THIS... this girlie (????girlie????) has never known what a doilley is for and doesn't really want to thanks. Knowing that you can see a doilley as a sexual instrument of pleasure shocks me more than anything?? Can you get a battery in it?? Or does it run off mains???
Oh.. I know.. it's for feeding those cocks through so you get pretty wavy ribbons of them!!! Yeeha...
:happy: :happy:

Ooohhhhhh - she twitched! - think it was the use of the word girlie. Me reckons this ain't gonna be as tough as I first thought!
Bring it on hun! :taz:
Yeeeeeehhaaaaaaaaaaa!
Fred
xxxxxxxxxxxx (all for sweet, sweet, Jags!)

8 Dec 2003

I NEVEREVEREVER twitch!!!
Fee Fi Fo Fum - I smell the blood of an Englishman
Be he alive or be he dead
I'll grind his bones to make my bread!!!
:twisted:

8 Dec 2003

Yep, I knew Fred could drop himself right in it without my help!
Kit is on leave all this week, been visiting today, but I am sure will be able to come up with something suitable for Fred. For example:

Thank you for your kind words Kat although I take them with a pinch of salt considering Kit had your arm twisted at the time

It wasn't my arm she was twisting Wilma, doesn't mean I didn't mean every word though, just that she made me say it out loud kiss

lhk
Kat

8 Dec 2003

:lol:

8 Dec 2003

Woaaahhhh - slow down here guys!
5 votes for Jags and 5 for the bi male experience - getting a sweat on here!
HEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!

8 Dec 2003

FRED

:x :x I know what you did last night! Have you ever seen the effect a potato peeler has on an erect penis! :x :x :x
I voted for option four - but it will be sometime before the transfer window opens and until then - :twisted:Your arse is ours!:twisted:
Kit - back from the hairdressers and Kat never even noticed - looking for someone to take it out on :twisted:
*Sharpens claws on Kats back in preparation*

8 Dec 2003

Hiya Kit - your hair looks lovely!
Bad day was it hun - never mind - sit down here and let me give you a massage!
I'm sure I can help you to forget that nasty Kat and his bad manners at remembering your hair. He did ask us to remind him - but somehow I forgot
Fred
xxxx

8 Dec 2003

walks into thread.......Oh Fuck!!......sneaks out.......closes door quietly. :shock:
Was gonna cast my vote then but thought better of it!

8 Dec 2003

Quote by Flintstones
Woaaahhhh - slow down here guys!
5 votes for Jags and 5 for the bi male experience - getting a sweat on here!
HEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!

I'm a contender!! Yeeha...
Goes off to bed to gather my strength for the weekend to come

8 Dec 2003

This is sooooooooooo much fun!
:thrilled::thrilled::thrilled:
Girl Power
:thrilled::thrilled::thrilled:
Love
Wilma
XXXX

8 Dec 2003

Quote by steveg_nw
walks into thread.......Oh Fuck!!......sneaks out.......closes door quietly. :shock:
Was gonna cast my vote then but thought better of it!

Come back Steve - your vote is important. (As long as it is the right one !!)
Nice Arse!
Love Wilma
X X X X

How should Fred be punished?