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Hi Folks,
I've recently tried the chatroom (over the holiday period).
Sadley I have to say that with one notable exception, the majority of those occupying the room on my visits are so wrapped up in theior cliques that there is very little welcome for newcomers.
I accept that this is not a new or unique phenomonen, I guess I just expected a bit more from what is generally a welcoming website.
Right, thats the whinge over, A happy New Year to the rest of you out there in Swinging Heavensville
Brad
Welcome to the forum Brad.
Actually we have chatted. I know it can be hard to get involved in the chatroom as it can be very busy sometimes. But please keep going. Everyone is building relationships and at times it does seem that no-one notices you. My only advice to you Brad is to keep going and you may be pleasantly suprised. All good things come to those who wait.
I will chat to you if I see you in there again and I do hope I do.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Thanx Wilma, I appreciate it
Bradlol
How much do you appreciate it???? :P
Love
Wilma
x x x x
C'mon,
How can I tell you that. you'll want to sleep... An think of Fred!! :twisted:
not here I can't wink
Brad
rotflmao
But you are among friends here Brad and believe me they are not shy and you won't shock anyone. Except Sappho cos she is all gentle and luverrly.
Of course if you did say it in open forum, I'm sure you will have lots of people joining in.
Go on Brad .........dip your toe in!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Ahh there you have it Wilma;
My toe isn't exactly what I was thinking of... How big is Fred by the way? I've seen pictures of those cavemen with their big....clubs!!
Brad
Don't you worry about him hun. He's a pussycat.
Purrrrrrrr Purrrrrrrr Purrrrrrrrr
Love
Wilma
x x x x
That's what they all say! D'you know I bet that you look fabulous in your furs and even more fabulous without them!!
Brad
Now your talking Brad!!!! (Fred's gonna kill me.... here I am chatting up a single male and he is oblivious...well at the mo any way) :bounce:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I believe in honesty Wilma, so I'll tell you that I'm not single. My wife just isn't into all this, or that either come to think of it! She knows that I'm a member here though. Does that make a difference, God I hope not!!
Brad
Brad ...always best to be honest and it is very much appreciated. It would have made a difference if I was seriously entertaining you.
Look out for a pm......it's on it's way.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I'll be waiting
Brad
Wilma wrote:
But you are among friends here Brad and believe me they are not shy and you won't shock anyone. Except Sappho cos she is all gentle and luverrly.

Thank you Wilma! Big hugs.
Welcome Brad and enjoy the forum - so just what would you like to do to our lovely Wilma? Anything I can adapt for use on the man of my choice? (He knows who he is :twisted: .)
Sappho xxx
I almost hesitate to mention in the presence of one whom Wilma thinks so highly of!
Far be it from me to cause you to suffer sleepless nights
Brad redface
Go on Brad... sleepless nights is what this place is all about! Sleepless nights and educational experiences. And all the fun you can eat. And the lovely lovely people. And sleepless nights with the lovely lovely people wink
I see!....... I suppose I could sleep in the afternoons! mind you, are there none of the loverly people you menntion about then???
Brad confused
*Fred saunters in - catches sight of Wilma talking to Brad - "What the F**K is going on here?"
"Oh - I see, just consoling him are you dear?" sad
"He had a shock?" confused
"Went in the chat room did he?" :cry:
Take your hand out of his shorts and I might be convinced that you were long stroking his knee............. mad
My god - turn your back for more than 3 minutes and the trollop is saying Hi to every Tom, Dick and Brad! :shock:
Eh.. Oh Hello Fred, how are you old chap?.. Eh thats a fine looking cudgel you have there! are you pleased to meet me or missing Wilma.... What? oh no, Wilma was just resusitating me.. Not the normal way... No it's a new method still on trial.. well you do it your way, and I'll do it mine.. Brad sees look in Fred's eyes... Oh dear another ice age!!!
Brad redface
Is it me or has it just got colder!!
Brad :eeek:
I have just thought - if that is her new resusitation method and she has been blowing all this time have you not noticed you balls are the size of melons? :shock:
Jeez are you gonna have fun getting your trousers on? Want me to hit em with my club and see if they will go down a bit? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Is it me or has it just got colder!! Brad :eeek:

Are you cold Brad darling? (looks around to see if Fred is watching) Come on hun slip in here next to me, this duvet is nice and warm.
Hee Hee Hee.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Thats the cause of this floating feeling! No wonder I felt like John Wayne earlier.. mind you even if he was still with us, California is a flippin long way to go for it. Oh yes.. thanks for the offer but you keep your club where it is..
Brad surpriseduch:
Mmmm toasty!! but why are we lying under these French Ducks Wilma?
Brad dunno
Watch it Brad - she farts!
AND she has been eating cold sprouts for the last 3 days!
Me too, on both counts..
between us I bet we could make the earth move!!
Brad wink