fuming mad!!!

5 Sep 2005

For some bizarre reason, and normally being quite a placid kind of person (unless you get me onto politics) I find I can really get infuriated with the stupidest things. Just wondering how common my pet hates are and what really, really makes you livid? Not just miffed, or cross.... but shouty sweary kick the cat mental apeshit mad.
Two things that have really bugged me lately:
Duvet covers! mad

Bloody satanic they are. I hate them, the person who invented them is evil and twisted. Why make the hole you are putting the duvet in through, only half the width of the duvet??? And those stupid little poppers! There's always one you miss. And duvet covers kidnap socks in the washing machine. And then putting the cover back on the duvet... you need three arms, each 6 feet long.
And the very worst thing about duvet covers ... women can stuff a duvet into its cover in the time it takes you to say " fecking duvet must be broken or summat... let's get the blankets out of the loft"..
And I detest caravans!
No i don't actually hate caravans. It's the people who hook them up to cars and tootle about the roads for the simple reason they like seeing loads of cars in the side mirrors. No other reason at all. They even buy those specialist mirrors that are bigger, so they can get a proper look at how many different cars they are pissing off. And they drive at 49 and a half miles an hour, in a 60mph zone, until..... they know you can overtake on a nice straight bit with no oncoming traffic..... and then they zip up to 75mph... until they know you can't get by. Bastards. :x:x
And if you can afford a caravan and a flash car to tug it along the highways and byways.... why don't you spend that money on going somewhere nice... and not clutter up the main roadway to Filey! Muppets.....
So.... what makes you turn into a psycopathic nutter???
biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D :D lol

:lol: :lol: rolleyes

5 Sep 2005

incompetant people with a bad hangover who post a new thread in the middle of another thread, then have to get it moved by a mod in the hope it won't be noticed. ejits :doh:

5 Sep 2005

I will give you a list later postie, but first, seeing as you raised the point, are we the only people that have got a washing machine that can turn a duvet cover inside out, :shock: how? dunno

its bloody crazy, but it does it everytime.

5 Sep 2005

I've just been down in france for two weeks, and been driven out of my mind by people just pulling out on you mad

The french (as much as I love the country) have the un-rivaled ability to just not look in their mirrors when pulling out!!..........here you are pottering along (well faster than in the uk) and out pops some decrepid peugot or citroen, slowing you to a crawl, with out an indicator single, glance in the mirror or any concern for anything on the road apart from the thought of their gitanne and pastis there spouse is filling for them :x
oh, and if they do think to indicate (after they have pulled out) they leave the bloody thing on !!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,(even though it's law there!).............................
:x
Oh and hola to all, and sorry for no leave request :P
feel better now cool

5 Sep 2005

i hate people jumping queues.. i really cant stand it.
it's one of the few things i actually get arsey about in public too... i always
have to tell them off and say grumpily.."excuse me!!! the back of the queue is that way!"
i am turning into my old nana... i see it happening day by day.

5 Sep 2005

Quote by fluffer
i hate people jumping queues.. i really cant stand it.
it's one of the few things i actually get arsey about in public too... i always
have to tell them off and say grumpily.."excuse me!!! the back of the queue is that way!"
i am turning into my old nana... i see it happening day by day.

ooo granny sex, speaking of which anyone seen debbiewebs bolt

5 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
I will give you a list later postie, but first, seeing as you raised the point, are we the only people that have got a washing machine that can turn a duvet cover inside out, :shock: how? its bloody crazy, but it does it everytime.

we must have the same washing machine,our's does the same!!...now isn't that spooky!

5 Sep 2005

but is it more annoying than loading in 3 tons of washing, only to realise you forgot to fish out the liquid ball thing from the last load?
i do get a little miffed when i load up the bedsheets when its so hot and sunny i have to fight my way past the dehydrated camels begging for water, only to be confronted by noah and his menagerie about 2 seconds after the click to release the door.
the weather bunnies are tools of evil :twisted:

5 Sep 2005

Quote by postie
And I detest caravans!
No i don't actually hate caravans. It's the people who hook them up to cars and tootle about the roads for the simple reason they like seeing loads of cars in the side mirrors. No other reason at all. They even buy those specialist mirrors that are bigger, so they can get a proper look at how many different cars they are pissing off. And they drive at 49 and a half miles an hour, in a 60mph zone, until..... they know you can overtake on a nice straight bit with no oncoming traffic..... and then they zip up to 75mph... until they know you can't get by. Bastards. :x

We have a caravan....... And the one thing that pisses us off more than anything is the stupid twats that think they can jump in a small space in front of you when you are coming up to a roundabout.... Fully laden the car and van are ... It dont stop on a fecking sixpence..... :x
Oh and I forgot.... Another thing that pisses us off are the sunday drivers who hold us up!!!.... Get out of the fecking way :x

And if you can afford a caravan and a flash car to tug it along the highways and byways.... why don't you spend that money on going somewhere nice... and not clutter up the main roadway to Filey! Muppets.....

We use ours going to motor racing meetings which we think is nice rolleyes

Shireen
xxx

5 Sep 2005

I hate the people that that have started to appear in tiolets in bars everywhere. They give you soap to wash your hands and a hand towel after....they try and spray you with the latest smelly stuff...even offer you a lollypop( don't taste good with beer) and then demand at least a couple of quid off you to leave.....now I never asked for that stuff...and I couldn't wash my hands without getting it....what do i do...go back out with urine hands !!!

5 Sep 2005

i realise how trivial this may appear but people at petrol stations who are at the pump,you being behind them waiting to fill up, who take an absolute bloody AGE to pay for their petrol as they peruse the sweetie section, or even worse,look at the magazines..... mad

THEN, when said annoying person finally gets back to their car,seeing you slightly irrate, they purposly take another age to,close the door,shuffle in their seats adjusting position,fiddle with their keys,fumble them into the ignition,start the engine, and then wrestle around with the seat belt before driving off wondering why the person behind them is biting their steering wheel.
Postie what a well timed thread,you must be psychic as i have just encountered this very annoyance and now feel much better having aired and shared my views with you all.
not sure my keyboard had apprecaited it though....... :x

5 Sep 2005

Quote by Shireen_Mids
We use ours going to motor racing meetings which we think is nice
Shireen
xxx

Caravan racing?? Sounds cool... especially when they crash :twisted:

and i wasn't including you shireen in the caravaning thing.... ( cos i am a coward)

5 Sep 2005

Quote by postie

and i wasn't including you shireen in the caravaning thing.... ( cos i am a coward)

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I know postie wink

Oh and we dont race the carava ya numpty rolleyes

Shireen
xxx

5 Sep 2005

People with more than 9 items. Enough said.

5 Sep 2005

Quote by Mister_Discreet
People with more than 9 items. Enough said.

or a bleedin trolley and a credit card in the cash only/hand baskets aisle!!!

5 Sep 2005

My local megastore had a brainwave and made the baskets only till too thin to get a trolley through smile

5 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
ooo granny sex, speaking of which anyone seen debbiewebs

I shall say a few words at your funeral, meaty... biggrin

5 Sep 2005

My pet hate is unavoidable, i have to experience this everyday mad

Its morning time :x Im at my worst, and personnel space is needed.

5 Sep 2005

Quote by fluffer
i hate people jumping queues.. i really cant stand it.
it's one of the few things i actually get arsey about in public too... i always
have to tell them off and say grumpily.."excuse me!!! the back of the queue is that way!"
i am turning into my old nana... i see it happening day by day.

And they always say "but I've just got one item!".
Well, tough luck sparky, I ain't giving up my place in the queue for anyone.

5 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
incompetant people with a bad hangover who post a new thread in the middle of another thread, then have to get it moved by a mod in the hope it won't be noticed. ejits :doh:

dunno what you are on about !
And there were no Mods involved in the making of this thread! Although there was the prompt use of the delete entry button... lol

5 Sep 2005

5 Sep 2005

I don't know - you just weren't happy with one thread to rant on were you rolleyes

Some people have terrible tempers on here :P :P :P lol

:lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

5 Sep 2005

Mothers with kids in prams who insist on crossing anywhere on a road even if the Zebra crossing is ten yards away.
And b4 anyone says anything NOT the animal confused

5 Sep 2005

Postie, lets hope MCB doesnt spot this thread.
He can do some serious moaning and whinging, he will never be able to stop posting on here loon

5 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Postie, lets hope MCB doesnt spot this thread.
He can do some serious moaning and whinging, he will never be able to stop posting on here

It'll stop him cluttering up everywhere else then!
sez me!

5 Sep 2005

Quote by postie
Postie, lets hope MCB doesnt spot this thread.
He can do some serious moaning and whinging, he will never be able to stop posting on here

It'll stop him cluttering up everywhere else then!
sez me!
Sez me too wink

5 Sep 2005

My biggest pet hate is preganat women who smoke
if you want to cause harm to yourself thats upto you but to inflict it on your unborm child, who you not doubt claim to love, is just beyond me when we all know what harm it can cause.
What really gets me is if its ilegal to smoke under 16 why are these unborn babies unprotected by the law?

5 Sep 2005

ooohhhh that made me think, even though I do smoke occasionally ....I really hate people smoking in restaurants and at dinners on the table next to you when you're food has just arrived mad

I never smoke when around food or other people in a restaurant or even at home entertaining, there is always later or outside :shock:

5 Sep 2005

Sunday Drivers
Grass Growing
Can openers
Hangovers
Hoovering
Sandy Sandwiches
Nazis
Commies
Celebrity chefs
Adverts
Fishing
Wind
Mending fences
Cooking
Teenagers
Rats
B.O
Weeds on your patio
Robbie Savage
Bullies
Computers
Nagging
Moles
Headaches
Queues
Pixies
Spam
Pot holes
Cucumbers
Marmite
Christmas
Big knickers
Cardies

Wasps
Sea Water
Smelly toilets
Nettles
Flying
Hurricanes
Bendy Roads
Dog poo
Pop Corn

5 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
dog poo

yep thats another one of mine, people who walk their dog and just let it :censored: in the street and then walk off and just leave it for kids to fall in :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: