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Haircuts - The difference between men and women
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Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
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Man2: Haircut?
Man1: Yeah.
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Yippeeeee !!!
More beer and rugby for the weekend AND a new cleaner (welcome back Heather)
Mal
More beer and rugby for the weekend AND a new cleaner (welcome back Heather)
Mal
Sex God
Yep. A chance to stuff the French again. I s'pose we'll have to give them 1066 (although the Normans weren't actually French) but then we've got 1346, 1356, 1415, 1704, 1805, 1815....I could go on but I think you get my drift :twisted: :evil2:
Sex God
Bloody hell, it's a bit quiet in here!! I have just come back from my Friday night gig and it's as the proverbial grave in here.
I don't know, Jags and KitKat go away for the weekend and it all grinds to a halt. Emphasis on GRINDS methinks!!!
What on earth are you all waiting for?????
I don't know, Jags and KitKat go away for the weekend and it all grinds to a halt. Emphasis on GRINDS methinks!!!
What on earth are you all waiting for?????
Right you lot! I am NOT cleaning Korma off the walls again. If you will insist on your silly drinking games for pity's sake find one that doesn't involve Coriander.... it brings me out in a rash.
And isn't it about time someone other than me emptied the ashtray? It's like the lost and found section of the crematorium office in here.
And isn't it about time someone other than me emptied the ashtray? It's like the lost and found section of the crematorium office in here.
Ahem,
Walk in this morning - nobody here!
However - someone last night obviously had the secret porn collection out - you were told not to let the girls find it guys - they just nick it!
And who the hell left the pile of sticky tissues next to the empty beer bottles - nearly broke me bloody neck when i stepped on 'em!
Heather hun. When you finished with the ashtrays can you do summat with these empties and dirty tissues?
Another question - who is responsible for training these girlies anyway - thought if they were allowed in here it was only to serve us. How come I get handed a beer with the top still on?
However - I do think the new maids outfits are a lot nicer than the old ones - inspirational choice Kat! 8)
Now the question in hand - Haircut...........
Once a month - dunno what its called - don't care either - just know it costs me a fiver and involves clippers!
Wilma - seems to be a new set of highlights every other week, cut here and there, permed every few years dependant on fashion and now have to take a digital pic before I leave house just in case I get home and don't notice. Then my ration of sex becomes like me bleedin' haircuts - once a month! And I dont even bother to ask how much it costs now!
Topic for discussion next week:
Paper Doilies: What are they and why do they exist!
Belches, farts, scratches arse and decides to get out the room til its been cleaned.
Fred
Walk in this morning - nobody here!
However - someone last night obviously had the secret porn collection out - you were told not to let the girls find it guys - they just nick it!
And who the hell left the pile of sticky tissues next to the empty beer bottles - nearly broke me bloody neck when i stepped on 'em!
Heather hun. When you finished with the ashtrays can you do summat with these empties and dirty tissues?
Another question - who is responsible for training these girlies anyway - thought if they were allowed in here it was only to serve us. How come I get handed a beer with the top still on?
However - I do think the new maids outfits are a lot nicer than the old ones - inspirational choice Kat! 8)
Now the question in hand - Haircut...........
Once a month - dunno what its called - don't care either - just know it costs me a fiver and involves clippers!
Wilma - seems to be a new set of highlights every other week, cut here and there, permed every few years dependant on fashion and now have to take a digital pic before I leave house just in case I get home and don't notice. Then my ration of sex becomes like me bleedin' haircuts - once a month! And I dont even bother to ask how much it costs now!
Topic for discussion next week:
Paper Doilies: What are they and why do they exist!
Belches, farts, scratches arse and decides to get out the room til its been cleaned.
Fred
Sex God
Sorry belch
:lol:
:lol: I don't know, Jags and KitKat go away for the weekend and it all grinds to a halt. Emphasis on GRINDS methinks!!!
OK, before any MORE rumours start - Last weekend - KitKat and Mr and Mrs Blue Eyes were away - Pure coincidence.
Last night - KitKat and Jags were away - also pure coincidence.
But did anyone notice that BikerGuy was also absent at the same time as KitKat? - Now that wasn't a coincidence! 8) Bikers helmet is now well and truly polished! courtesy of Kit, and boy did she have fun doing it! :twisted:
lhk
Kat
Sex God
Kat - are you for real???????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Did Biker really get THAT lucky???????? :shock: :shock: :shock: Pray, tell all! 8) 8) 8)
are you for real???????? Did Biker really get THAT lucky???????? Pray, tell all!Not sure Mark has enough disk space for me to tell all! And luck cuts both ways - for a rufty tufty leather clad rock'n'rolling biker - Kit says he has the hands and tongue to make a girl writhe with pleasure! And writhe she did!
:lol: Only thing is - got so carried aways kept forgetting to take pictures!
lhk
Kat
Sex God
OK, just tell us whether you are telling the truth or not!!!!
Sex God
Hmmmm, OK, this better be for real!!!!! If it is, well, well, what a turn up for the books... but I thought Biker was from my neck of the woods... or am I thinking of someone else? Where is Biker anyway, is he too shagged out to come and tell his side of the story??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Just popped in to see if I can nick any space for a kip, can't help the lads in a big way today- feelin a little rough but if I just curl up by this chair I should get mistaken for a foot stool, then I can have a good revitalising snooze!
curls up into a small ball and drifts off into slumberland
kkitty xx zzzzzzzzzzz :sleeping:
curls up into a small ball and drifts off into slumberland
kkitty xx zzzzzzzzzzz :sleeping:
Where is Biker anyway, is he too shagged out to come and tell his side of the story???
No Blue, well yes I am but I've just got back from work if that makes any sense
We had a great night and I must just say Kit is a real stunner and sooo sexy. Thanks both for fantastic time 
Might have to ge a new helmet though :shock:
Sex God
Heather, that was exactly my reaction too!!!! :shock: The shag of the week indeed. They certainly kept that one quiet, didn't they! :twisted:
:rotflmao: What a welcome home!!! GFZ FULL of gossip - it fair cheered up this jaded Jags who had no fun (apart from a handful of very dirty texts) and all work.
Yep - KitKat and BikerGuy got on and got some action - hope he took that helmet off though and didn't just poke his tongue through the visor!!!!
Off for a glass of wine -
x xx x
WTF has made such a mess in here - if it's the boys then I shall have to take severe measures
Sex God
Well bugger me!! :shock: :shock: No blue, don't take that literally :shock:
I knew Kit&Kat were off for a meet but didn't know it was bikerguy.
lucky git!! :evil:
Still, hope you all had a truly fab time 8) . After all, that's what this site is for.
Now, Jags. No fun this weekend? I am sorry to hear that. Thought you were off to see Allgood. tell uncle Will all about in a PM. BTW hope you like the new avatar. It seemed appropriate and I have always been a huge fan.
Good to see Heather back clearing the empties and looking fine in her maids outfit :twisted:
Surprised not to have had any questions about the dates in my first post here on Friday. A prize to the person who gets them all right.
Sod it, me glass is empty again. Now where did I put that corkscrew.
:shock: Ooooooh, I hope blue hasn't found it or there'll be tears before bedtime
BFN, Will
I knew Kit&Kat were off for a meet but didn't know it was bikerguy.
lucky git!! :evil: Still, hope you all had a truly fab time 8) . After all, that's what this site is for.
Now, Jags. No fun this weekend? I am sorry to hear that. Thought you were off to see Allgood. tell uncle Will all about in a PM. BTW hope you like the new avatar. It seemed appropriate and I have always been a huge fan.
Good to see Heather back clearing the empties and looking fine in her maids outfit :twisted:
Surprised not to have had any questions about the dates in my first post here on Friday. A prize to the person who gets them all right.
Sod it, me glass is empty again. Now where did I put that corkscrew.
:shock: Ooooooh, I hope blue hasn't found it or there'll be tears before bedtime
BFN, Will
Quote by willxx69
Surprised not to have had any questions about the dates in my first post here on Friday. A prize to the person who gets them all right.
SHOUTING...have I missed something???? Did you meet someone/s??? Am I being thick??? ditches PhD studies at this point cos I'm obviously not good enough
TELL.... NOW...
x
Just for the record...
I have met no-one, done nothing and been nowhere interesting. Well, Loughborough did have this FUCKING enormous fair blocking the High Street which meant I had to take the 'Loughborough by night' tour to find my usual hotel. Plus the heating was stuck on 'high' which meant the window had to be open to let in the sound of the FUCKING enormous fair until midnight when the sound of it was taken over by the sound of police sirens and boy racers doing handbrake turns for hours and hours (takes deep breath now) and being chased by said police until their ford fiestas ran out of of fuel and they crashed into the kebab shop opposite the front of the hotel....
However.. if you ask me what I am doing in two weeks time I will have to blush prettily and decline to answer with lowered eyelashes.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :love:
I have met no-one, done nothing and been nowhere interesting. Well, Loughborough did have this FUCKING enormous fair blocking the High Street which meant I had to take the 'Loughborough by night' tour to find my usual hotel. Plus the heating was stuck on 'high' which meant the window had to be open to let in the sound of the FUCKING enormous fair until midnight when the sound of it was taken over by the sound of police sirens and boy racers doing handbrake turns for hours and hours (takes deep breath now) and being chased by said police until their ford fiestas ran out of of fuel and they crashed into the kebab shop opposite the front of the hotel....
However.. if you ask me what I am doing in two weeks time I will have to blush prettily and decline to answer with lowered eyelashes.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :love:
Quote by willxx69
Yep. A chance to stuff the French again. I s'pose we'll have to give them 1066 (although the Normans weren't actually French) but then we've got 1346, 1356, 1415, 1704, 1805, 1815....I could go on but I think you get my drift :twisted: :evil2:
Okay, I resisted the initial urge, but as you've placed a challenge....
Battle of Crecy 1346
Battle of Poitiers 1356
Battle of Agincourt 1415
Battle of Blenheim 1704
Battle of Trafalgar 1805
Battle of Waterloo 1815 - personally I prefer ABBA's version!
I now know a good deal more than I'd have liked to about the French - but gawd bless the web for helping a lady on a mission!!
Mandy
(Fingers crossed...)
Sex God
Jags wrote:
....and may i say how much the blush becomes you!!!
Way to go Jags. Don't s'pose you're going to tell us who are you?
Will
However.. if you ask me what I am doing in two weeks time I will have to blush prettily and decline to answer with lowered eyelashes.
....and may i say how much the blush becomes you!!!
Way to go Jags. Don't s'pose you're going to tell us who are you?
Will
