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Well... the weekend starts here...beginning with my 3000th post - and here it is....
As I believe that less is more (in most things lol ), I'm not going to make this a rant about all the brill people I've met since I first logged on to this forum last summer. The credit for that should go to Mark and Helen for creating such a super site where people from all walks of life can come and express their opinions on all sorts of things. I know that most people log on to SH and expect it to be a run of the mill sex site, but it is a whole lot more than that. I've had the pleasure of meeting most of you regulars at recent munches and where else could a bunch of people who are so very different get on so well? So, here's to Mark and Helen :cheers:
And to the rest of you guys, who've make it very easy for me to get to 3000, come in, get a beer and spend the weekend in the GFZ!
Here's to the next 3000 :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Ooops, I'm supposed to unlock the bloody door first, aren't I rolleyes
" We few, we happy few, we band of swingers; For he to-day that sheds his semen with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile This day shall gentle his condition: And gentlemen in Swinging Heaven now abed or to work Shall think their manhoods cheap whilest any speaks That posted with us in the GFZ, upon Blue's 3000 day."
Happy Post Day! congratulations on reaching this milestone - and never a cross word spoken in any of your 3,000 posts, amazing!!!
Well done, Blue, have a great weekend, I know I will! :twisted:
Mal
wink
trips over uncut ribbon at entrance
Blue, you rock!!!!
I'll toast to that ..
Mark and Helen :cheers: You deserve the credit and to be Blues 3000th biggrin
Blue - that was a lovely post, all warm n fuzzy now 8) ... 3000 posts! and all (!?) in such style too - well done kiss
Excuse my ignorance (and I know Im probably going to get trashed for this)
But in the interests of equality is there a boy free zone?
Psst! Warwick!
The idea of the GFZ is that they don't know it isn't REALLY girlie free! We just skulk around and take the piss and listening to them telling each other knock-knock jokes and trying to light each other's farts!
BLUEXXX!!!!!
Happy 3000th! And may there be many more to come!!
:happy: :cheers: :swingingchair:
*Kat's voice echoes from the chasm of Jags bosom, where he has been trapped for the last week*
Quote by Warwick
Excuse my ignorance (and I know Im probably going to get trashed for this)
But in the interests of equality is there a boy free zone?

That would be the rest of the site Warwick! Have you been out there? It is scary!
This is the only place where men can go to be men, without any fear of reprisals!
This is our sanctuary! our Haven! Our respite from the man hungry valkyries that prey on our bodies night and day, forcing us to service their every needs whether we want to or not.
In here, we get to rest our weary willies from the trauma of constant use.
Now, if you could just keep talking Warwick, I will follow the sound of your voice to freedom.
lhk
Kat
Psst! Warwick!
The idea of the GFZ is that they don't know it isn't REALLY girlie free! We just skulk around and take the piss and listening to them telling each other knock-knock jokes and trying to light each other's farts!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Blue.
Blue Who?
Stop crying you big baby, open the bloody door or I'll set my 10 incher on you!
I am shocked and a whit abashed.
I had no idea there was piss taking on this site.
And there are girls in I had known I would have put my best suit on and had a shave
redface
I had no idea there was piss taking on this site.

rotflmao
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
MUAH! Blue
Congrats on the big 3000!
You do know that Gman will just see this as a challenge don't you!
damn - too late - she is already up to 3007!
hello Warwick - I don't think we have been introduced!
Bigs hugs and welcome!
Now - who has the remote?
Quote by KitKat
This is the only place where men can go to be men, without any fear of reprisals!
This is our sanctuary! our Haven! Our respite from the man hungry valkyries that prey on our bodies night and day, forcing us to service their every needs whether we want to or not.
!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Methinks Kat is dilluding himself!
OK - can someone get that jacuzzi warmed up please!
Quote by gmanxxx
And Hey Alex... behave!!!!
Gmanxxx

I AM behaving!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
gman - is that water warm yet?
Would you be a love and get me a drink?
Get yourself one too and join me in the jacuzzi!
I've had a hard week at work - I need some pampering
No Stella today - a nice glass of red please?
mmmmmm - lovely hands gman - my neck is all tense!!! That feels wonderful.
oooooooo - that's clever - you are managing to massage my lower back at the same time wink
Quote by gmanxxx
[ now lie back and trust me wink
Gmanxxx

Why???
Are you a doctor?
Hi Alexandra thanks for the post. Its so unfair I dont live nearer Wiggin ( am I a Southerner or a Midlander I wonder) confused:
Enjoyed the big hugs though biggrin
Hey gman - move round a little so warwick can join us in the jacuzzi!
OK another milestone,
who posted the 44444 th article?
lhk
Kat
There was a young lady called Blue
Who didn't know what to do
So she joined Swinging Heaven
Twenty-four Seven
Three thousand Posts later- !!!!
lol :lol: :lol:
Well done Blue (the Queen of SH !!) worship :worship: :worship: :worship:
Fantastic suits me is there any more wine left or shall i open another bottle lol
see you later gmann
Quote by gmanxxx
Hey gman - move round a little so warwick can join us in the jacuzzi!

Alex I have and Iv'e invited him in... I am hoping he is going to take over with your massage as I have a meeting to get to...
Hgz
Gmanxxxx
OK gman - see you later - can you pck up a bottle of champers and some strawberries when you come back please?
Apolgies for just jumping in the deep end as a newbie but I really had to compliment your outfit Alexandra. Very nice !
Hello everyone she whispers shyly
Hello Jemlet
Gman was wamred the jacuzzi to perfection. He does a good line in massages too.
Gman - get Jemlet a drink will you, that's a good lad!
And I have to concur - your avatar is striking!
hugs, Alex x x
room for a little one?
Quote by tds
room for a little one?

You call that little
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
well it was before i got in ;-)
Well tds I need a top up - would you like a drink?
I do hope the boys come in soon, this place needs a good clean!
just a coke for me Alex...dont want to be drunk in charge ;-)
Thanks a jacuzzi and a drink sounds like the perfect way to unwind on a Friday afternoon biggrin