GFZ - late doors | Swinging Heaven

20 May 2005

kitkat wrote:
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free icon_
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! icon_
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

:P :P
Come on - we've all had things to do, places to go, people to see, work to complete, snogs to share, juices to exchange.
redface

ops:
:P

20 May 2005

......and about bloody time too!!
It's not often I am around early on a Friday evening, so I was desperate to get in here early.
Now then Jags, who have you been sharing snogs and exchanging juices with? Ooooh, do tell.
Now, who can I pour a drink for?
Will

20 May 2005

Could murder a can of coke Will...

20 May 2005

I am afraid I have just had a coke too. :sad: The trouble, is I know full well that if I start on G&T, wine or beer this early I will be in all sorts of trouble by later this evening rolleyes

, and I still have to cook yet. Never mind, there will be plenty of time later :happy: :happy:
Will

20 May 2005

Ahh I am in babysit mode, so anything stronger off the menu till Mrs TnH home from work at 9pm smile

20 May 2005

Quote by willxx69
......and about bloody time too!!
It's not often I am around early on a Friday evening, so I was desperate to get in here early.
Now then Jags, who have you been sharing snogs and exchanging juices with? Ooooh, do tell.
Now, who can I pour a drink for?
Will

:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
SWEATHEART
How lovely to see you in GFZ... it's been ages!
I would love a large glass of cold white wine please, it's too hot here for red at the moment but you could turn the jacuzzi down to a more comfortable temperature for me!
Snogs to you and mini snogs to yours
:happy: :happy: kiss

:kiss: :kiss:

20 May 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Could murder a can of coke Will...

Coke coming up TNH - ice or no ice??
Lemon or no lemon??
Swizzle stick or no swizzle stick
Shag or no shag ( redface

ops: :oops: sorry, wrong person!)
:happy: :happy:

20 May 2005

Quote by Jags
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
SWEATHEART
How lovely to see you in GFZ... it's been ages!
I would love a large glass of cold white wine please, it's too hot here for red at the moment but you could turn the jacuzzi down to a more comfortable temperature for me!
Snogs to you and mini snogs to yours
:happy: :happy: :kiss: :kiss:

One glass of white wine coming up. Large, I take it wink

Hope you had a good week. :kiss:
Will

20 May 2005

Quote by Jags
Shag or no shag ? :happy: :happy:

Jags
Can I have the shag please wink

but dont bother with the lemon or the swizzle stick :shock:

20 May 2005

:eeek: :eeek: Jags is serving!
Right make mine a large one :shock:
Is that hot tub ready yet? :taz:

20 May 2005

Hello everyone !!............Ah Will.... kiss

lovely to see you in soooo early...
I'm just going to put me feet up for a while....I've been on them all day.....Mind you......I shouldn't of put my stillettos on for work.. rolleyes

20 May 2005

Quote by the_Laird

Shag or no shag ? :happy: :happy:

Jags
Can I have the shag please wink

but dont bother with the lemon or the swizzle stick :shock:
For you? Anytime.
:inlove: :inlove:

20 May 2005

Quote by MrFC
:eeek: :eeek: Jags is serving!
Right make mine a large one :shock:
Is that hot tub ready yet? :taz:

Thought you already had a large one MrFC :shock: :shock: :shock: Did my eyes deceive me?
lol

:lol: :lol:

20 May 2005

Quote by the_Laird

Can I have the shag please but dont bother with the lemon or the swizzle stick :shock:

HUH!!! all I ever get is stick redface

20 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Hello everyone !!............Ah Will.... lovely to see you in soooo early...
I'm just going to put me feet up for a while....I've been on them all day.....Mind you......I shouldn't of put my stillettos on for work..

One of the chaps will massage your feet shortly MrsFC. They're good at rubbing it in.
Now.. thanks Will for the large drink. Thanks Laird for the offer of a shag - if I could just combine the shag and the drink I'd be a very very happy Jags indeed.
biggrin

:D
:happy: :happy:

20 May 2005

Quote by Jags

Shag or no shag ? :happy: :happy:

Jags
Can I have the shag please wink

but dont bother with the lemon or the swizzle stick :shock:
For you? Anytime.
:inlove: :inlove:
:bounce: :bounce: passionkiss

assionkiss: :twisted: :twisted:

20 May 2005

Quote by Jags
:eeek: :eeek: Jags is serving!
Right make mine a large one :shock:
Is that hot tub ready yet? :taz:

Thought you already had a large one MrFC :shock: :shock: :shock: Did my eyes deceive me?
lol

:lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: YES :lol:

20 May 2005

Ohhhh, I see the gorgeous MrFC is here..................hellooooooo
(Fee gets her kit off ready for a relaxing massage ) wink

Fee
XX

20 May 2005

WAHOOOO!!!! fee

Get lathered up girl lol

20 May 2005

OK Massage......where shall I start?

20 May 2005

Quote by MrFC
WAHOOOO!!!! fee
Get lathered up girl

Will you do the lathering up for me please - just give me a second till I get out of this shirt and tie :twisted: wink

Fee
XX

20 May 2005

Quote by MrFC
WAHOOOO!!!! fee

Get lathered up girl

:doh: MrFC calm down now......Fee he's quite excitable tonight....heaven knows why !! :lol:

20 May 2005

Come join me in the hot tub lol

unfortunatlely there is only room for two wink

20 May 2005

oh what a shame - only room for two, well I think I can handle that!!
MrsFC, I DO like it when he's excitable wink

Fee
XX

20 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC
:doh: MrFC calm down now......Fee he's quite excitable tonight....heaven knows why !!

MrsFC, if he's come over all funny, perhaps he should go for a lie down dunno

20 May 2005

Quote by the_Laird
MrsFC, if he's come over all funny, perhaps he should go for a lie down

Laird he has been on his back most of the afternoon !! confused

20 May 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

20 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC

MrsFC, if he's come over all funny, perhaps he should go for a lie down

Laird he has been on his back most of the afternoon !! confused

And why wasn't I invited over to see MrFC on his back??
Well if he's well rested he will have plenty of energy to run around tending to our every need, don't you think MrsFC?
Fee
XX

20 May 2005

wanders in where is the wine and what is happening here tonight?

20 May 2005

Hello Sarah
Well apparently I am going to be running round after everybody :shock: