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GFZ - Of nipples, munches, and two men mowing a meadow

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I have a feeling this could be a quiet weekend!
Me too, Off to work tonight and then Yahoooooo!!!, tomorrow night biggrin I'm sure Sarge and Gman will keep on top of things in the gfz :P
Excellent!! *puts feet up on sofa*
I wonder if we'll get Sarge in a pinny this weekend! lol
There is that of course, mind you, it is likely that the only thing to keep on top of, will be each other! As long as they do not get into an "it is my turn to wear the helmet" argument! rolleyes
I have asked to babysit tomorrow, hopefully she will be able to pop in from time to time - just to make sure they do not burn the place down.
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
I have asked to babysit tomorrow, hopefully she will be able to pop in from time to time - just to make sure they do not burn the place down.
lhk
Kat

Who?
Mal
wink
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Me too, Off to work tonight and then Yahoooooo!!!, tomorrow night biggrin I'm sure Sarge and Gman will keep on top of things in the gfz :P

I don't intend gettin on top of Sarge for love nor money.... oooops sorry just read AUP.... scrub the money ref!!!
No I am on the look out for new wenches, so many of the delicious things will be busy , so come on ladies nows your chance to muscle in on the likes of Kit and Jags and Sappho and MrsFC, etc etc etc
don't be shy we don't bite, we just need the odd drink , and that new Jacuzzi is wonderful.. wink
Gmanxxx
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I have asked to babysit tomorrow, hopefully she will be able to pop in from time to time - just to make sure they do not burn the place down.
lhk
Kat

Who?
Mal
wink rolleyes "She who must remain nameless" :doh:
Jas peeps round corner - phew no Sarge.
Lets see what's here - ooo a bit of gin, this will do for starters.
I'm going to have to be very careful here, not sure what Sarge remembers yet lol
If she has to remain nameless, KitKat, I just might have to tell someone not to tell someone else what someone has been getting up to recently. Can you risk it? :twisted:
Mal
wink
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If she has to remain nameless, KitKat, I just might have to tell someone not to tell someone else what someone has been getting up to recently. Can you risk it? :twisted:
Mal
wink

Gman staggers to the fridge and grabs another apple juic
Quote by gmanxxx
Gman staggers to the fridge and grabs another apple juic

Get me one while you are there, Gman!!
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
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Me too, Off to work tonight and then Yahoooooo!!!, tomorrow night biggrin I'm sure Sarge and Gman will keep on top of things in the gfz :P

I don't intend gettin on top of Sarge for love nor moneyOh, I don't suppose Sarge will mind a piece of role reversal, just this once! :twisted:
Well gman looks like you are sorted for the evening smile I'm sure sarge is lurking somewhere
Skirmishing no doubt :shock:
Ooo oo, GFZ II, (well it's my second one ;) )
Whos getting the pizza tonight, any plans to knock people on the head to act as waiters or can I volunteer ;)
blue eyes anything special you'd like?
Gmanxxx
Gman, I'll let you choose!
:twisted:
TnH - the pizza is still in the corner I think!! :shock:
Hmm, if it been there all week BlueEyes most likely walked out by itself... Better search for Sarges pinny from last week and have a tidy up. If someone can find a phone and order 2 dozen more when we all decided on toppings.
Pizza with everything including black olives and chilli for me please
Well we shall start on the wine I somehow suspect you like a gentle red in the evening.... I will stick to tha apple juice... never mix the apple and the grape and the grain!!
God how can one judge a women's tastes never having met her???? give me some clues woman :twisted:
Gmanxxxx
Erm, TnH, it's been there for a lot longer than a week. You're a braver person than me if you go trying to remove it!! :shock:
So who's phoning for pizza then? This is my weekend off so I am officially doing nothing! lol
Gman, must be preparing something special...he's been a while! :twisted:
I'm easy, Gman, just give me anything with alcohol in it!!
lol
Hmm Blue eyes, time for the plastic apron and purple nirolex high risk gloves, sure I got a mask in bag here somewhere to. Anyone got any air freshener spray?
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Anyone got any air freshener spray?

No, don't look at me, I'm not the tidying up kind!! lol
However, if you fancy popping down the shop to get some, could you get me a creme egg while you are there?
Quote by BlueEyes
I'm easy, Gman, just give me anything with alcohol in it!!
lol

Pint of 'Listerine' it is then Blue eyes.
evening all, Arti here. Just thought I'd pop in and say hello. Busy, busy week:looking forward to a nice 'lozzock' on the sofa and watcing a bit of telly.
Hi Gman, how is the apple juice?
right, mind if I take my wellies off. the stench subsides after a while. Actually , could do with a bath, I forgot last month. Is Alex about, got a fearsome itch between the shoulder blades, must be the fleas off old Fly. Alex, be a darlin' and scratch it for me would you?
Mmmm This is cosy. Where's Bilko, need to try and find another cunning plan to get him to dig the rest of my garden.
right, looks like being a nice weekend.....
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I'm easy, Gman, just give me anything with alcohol in it!!
lol
I've had a glass of wine BE, will I do?
lhk
*Kat speaks with a strained expression on his face, trying to resist any temptation to refer to the comment "I'm easy"*
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*Kat speaks with a strained expression on his face, trying to resist any temptation to refer to the comment "I'm easy"*

You know, the minute I pressed submit, I realised what I said and I wondered how long it would be before Kat came in to say something!!!!
:mrgreen:
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You know, the minute I pressed submit, I realised what I said and I wondered how long it would be before Kat came in to say something!!!!
Well, you know how it is, some truths are just so self evident, it would be churlish to comment on them! wink
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Well, you know how it is, some truths are just so self evident, it would be churlish to comment on them! wink

SLAP!!
I wish I knew how to make the words bigger!! lol :lol:
Try Rubbing them, works for me! :wanker: wink
Blue eyes just relax its your weekend off ... nothing planned other than GFZ.... and that is all peasure ... still worried about Jag missing Mids munch.... so long as sh e remembers we all are ... well on sat we are...no doubt sunday we will be flooded by great memories... buggers
Blue Eyes, given so many absences as far as ai am concerned if a wench is in Da GFZ she is there to be enjoyed
I expect so many in the GFZ to say hey guys we know you are al( mostly) i at the mids munch so we will look after the GFZ
SO BE what you fancy sweet
Gmanxx
YOU ASK i GET i ASK YOU GET
LOL @ Kat - cheeky sod!!!
Well Gman, I would like some champagne, a bubble bath and loads of chocolate!!!
How does that sound?