GFZ | Swinging Heaven

29 Jul 2005

The ultimate one-liner :giggle:
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent. This is an exception extension

29 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross

The ultimate one-liner :giggle:

29 Jul 2005

my home is GFZ tonite!!!
this missus is at work and i'm left to fend for myself............
...WHAAA :cry:

29 Jul 2005

Well gonna have a GFZ of my own tonight, hubby at work, kids at the sitters until Sunday smile

Got food, got booze, got hair dye (!) and got peace :)
C xx

29 Jul 2005

my office is a GFZ now they have all left!

29 Jul 2005

Well pull up a pew y'all and get stuck into the contents of the fridge - Champers, beer, lager and some lovely bottles of white. I've opened a red over there - breathing nicely.
<<<<< thinks >>>>>> mustn't get pissed for tomoorrow!!

29 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
Well pull up a pew y'all and get stuck into the contents of the fridge - Champers, beer, lager and some lovely bottles of white. I've opened a red over there - breathing nicely.
<<<<< thinks >>>>>> mustn't get pissed for tomoorrow!!

Any baileys please :rose: :giggle:

29 Jul 2005

i second that, would love a baileys,
and got a nice bottle of balvenie here single malt,
mmmmmmmmh balvenie :lickface:

29 Jul 2005

I've just opened the mini fridge in my meeting room and poured myself a JD and coke........ ah very nice....... :cheers:

29 Jul 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Well pull up a pew y'all and get stuck into the contents of the fridge - Champers, beer, lager and some lovely bottles of white. I've opened a red over there - breathing nicely.
<<<<< thinks >>>>>> mustn't get pissed for tomoorrow!!

Any baileys please :rose: :giggle:
For you my dear I've had some flown in from the emerald Isle!

29 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
Well pull up a pew y'all and get stuck into the contents of the fridge - Champers, beer, lager and some lovely bottles of white. I've opened a red over there - breathing nicely.
<<<<< thinks >>>>>> mustn't get pissed for tomoorrow!!

Any baileys please :rose: :giggle:
For you my dear I've had some flown in from the emerald Isle!
You spoil me to much :bounce:
Thanks kiss

29 Jul 2005

Tune,
How about me, as well please.............

29 Jul 2005

GFZ... But i'd sneak you in under my coat Sarah....... i'm sure no-one will notice
lol

29 Jul 2005

Blimey The GFZ opened by Tune :shock:
Ah well!! any wine going? :shock:

29 Jul 2005

Quote by Sarah
Tune,
How about me, as well please.............

I'll fly you to the moon (and back) - if yer want - as long as yer don't get me moving too much furniture around tomorrow!

29 Jul 2005

Rather just be in Nottingham please, moon is just a little too far................. buthanks for the thought.................
I'll have a little ice in my drink please

29 Jul 2005

Hmm Notts... Thats sort of up a bit, left a bit... hmm Think I will rely on old 'That Way' navigation. Worked for founding fathers ;)
Disappears to corner with pile of maps...

29 Jul 2005

Drags the portable massage table out from the side of the chair ...
anyone????
I have good references :twisted:
C x

29 Jul 2005

Quote by Calista
Drags the portable massage table out from the side of the chair ...
anyone????
I have good references :twisted:
C x

Never mind the references - get the fingers out..!! :shock: (What an offer!!)

29 Jul 2005

Quote by MrFC
Blimey The GFZ opened by Tune :shock:
Ah well!! any wine going? :shock:

Don't ask me mate. This is the alternative version - mind you - quite like it here though!!

29 Jul 2005

Quote by Calista
Drags the portable massage table out from the side of the chair ...
anyone????
I have good references :twisted:
C x

ah yes - i'm on the table - and ready - i'm laying on my back - hope you have nice long nails?
redface

29 Jul 2005

Quote by lincskate
Drags the portable massage table out from the side of the chair ...
anyone????
I have good references :twisted:
C x

ah yes - i'm on the table - and ready - i'm laying on my back - hope you have nice long nails?
redface

I'm sure Cali's got some 6 inch nails somewhere...

29 Jul 2005

and does she have a supply of high quality massage oil i wonder?

29 Jul 2005

Hummmmm !! this doesn't look right ! confused

Bribery anyone? lol

29 Jul 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Hummmmm !! this doesn't look right !
Bribery anyone?

Hmmmm I know you're unbribeable!! What about a bit o' blackmail!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

29 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
Hummmmm !! this doesn't look right !
Bribery anyone?

Hmmmm I know you're unbribeable!! What about a bit o' blackmail!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh blackmail you can't do tune as I'm pure as the driven snow :lol:
But a glass of chardonnay might persuade me :twisted:

29 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
Hummmmm !! this doesn't look right !
Bribery anyone?

Hmmmm I know you're unbribeable!! What about a bit o' black male!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Hmmm MrsFc may enjoy that :twisted:

29 Jul 2005

Can't you tell there is a munch on this weekend - hardly anyone posting to the GFZ... there are usually pages of bilge... oops I mean pages of well thought out literary prose...
I'm feeling unusually effervescent about tomorrow... GT is blaming dinner...
I'm hoping to meet lots of you lovely people tomorrow... if you see a badge with WibblyWobbly please give me a kiss. smile

29 Jul 2005

Quote by WibblyWobbly
Can't you tell there is a munch on this weekend - hardly anyone posting to the GFZ... there are usually pages of bilge... oops I mean pages of well thought out literary prose...
I'm feeling unusually effervescent about tomorrow... GT is blaming dinner...
I'm hoping to meet lots of you lovely people tomorrow... if you see a badge with WibblyWobbly please give me a kiss.

Ahem, that may be because it is the unofficial GFZ. I started it as a joke. redface

Have you both got your SH pins yet. If not - I'm yer man! 80p for GT - 80p and a kiss from you of course - always ready with a discount fer the ladies me!! :smug:

29 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
Ahem, that may be because it is the unofficial GFZ. I started it as a joke.
Have you both got your SH pins yet. If not - I'm yer man! 80p for GT - 80p and a kiss from you of course - always ready with a discount fer the ladies me!! :smug:

Nope I've already got my and puckered lips ready... ;-)