GFZ is open

7 Sep 2007

Quote by st3v3

It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ Easy gets locked in

7 Sep 2007

What a beautiful day. The sun is shining. I have a wonderful weekend planned.
I am seeing friends and 'wor lass'. Wor lass has been very poorly and is now fit enough that she can keep me in the manner to which I have become accustomed (sex and more sex)
My son is back at school starting his GCSE's and is loving it.
I love my job and my home, my life is just tickety boo.
soooooooo I shall serve the drinks and inject a bit of happiness in every glass... who is first ?
splendid

7 Sep 2007

I'm first :giggle:
Can I have you serve me something long and cold please dunno

7 Sep 2007

ahhhh dawnie.....
you will have to be specific.. cos when I think about what I would like to give you it isn't a drink I am thinking of... wink

splendid

7 Sep 2007

Me neither

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry redface

Can I have a lemon and lime please dunno

7 Sep 2007

certainly...
lemon and lime coming up....
would you like me to pour it over you? I mean:- for you?
splendid

7 Sep 2007

soda and fresh lemons with plenty of ice for me please??? Its warm out!
wave

to everyone

7 Sep 2007

Quote by anais
soda and fresh lemons with plenty of ice for me please??? Its warm out!
to everyone

Sent you a PM hun, and you still haven't read it.
:cry: :cry: :cry:

7 Sep 2007

Beautiful day. biggrin

:D
I'm on my holidays soon. Jetting off to somewhere exotic for a well earned break. :D

7 Sep 2007

By the way I thought this was suppose to be a 'Girl Free Zone', but there's nothing but girls in here.
Does that mean I can have them all to myself?
:twisted:

7 Sep 2007

Quote by keeno
Beautiful day. :D
I'm on my holidays soon. Jetting off to somewhere exotic for a well earned break. :D

You snuck in there. Now I've got competition.
smackbottom

PS
Have a good holiday!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

7 Sep 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
By the way I thought this was suppose to be a 'Girl Free Zone', but there's nothing but girls in here.
Does that mean I came have them all to myself?
:twisted:

Keeno might protest at being called a girl confused

or maybe not, who knows lol

7 Sep 2007

I`d like a Midori and lemonade please.
And I`d like naked waiter service over to my sunbed by the jacuzzi please. wink

7 Sep 2007

Quote by Hungrypussy69
I`d like a Midori and lemonade please.
And I`d like naked waiter service over to my sunbed by the jacuzzi please.

Naked waiter service coming up!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

7 Sep 2007

Quote by Hungrypussy69
I`d like a Midori and lemonade please.
And I`d like naked waiter service over to my sunbed by the jacuzzi please.

Hang on I'm just taking my hat off. Do you want the drink stirred

7 Sep 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
soda and fresh lemons with plenty of ice for me please??? Its warm out!
to everyone

Sent you a PM hun, and you still haven't read it.
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Ooooooooo don't cry kiss

:kiss: I have loads of pm's to reply too! Was inundated the last few weeks with them!
Normal service shall resume soon :grin:

7 Sep 2007

Quote by anais
soda and fresh lemons with plenty of ice for me please??? Its warm out!
to everyone

Sent you a PM hun, and you still haven't read it.
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Ooooooooo don't cry kiss

:kiss: I have loads of pm's to reply too! Was inundated the last few weeks with them!
Normal service shall resume soon :grin:
You're forgiven biggrin

:kiss:

7 Sep 2007

Quote by Warmer
By the way I thought this was suppose to be a 'Girl Free Zone', but there's nothing but girls in here.
Does that mean I came have them all to myself?
:twisted:

Keeno might protest at being called a girl confused

or maybe not, who knows lol

Last time it happened I was on the beach. Some muscle bound oaf called me names and kicked sand in my face. :cry: :cry:
Then again maybe I should have worn my hold ups and heels on to the beach biggrin

7 Sep 2007

Quote by keeno
By the way I thought this was suppose to be a 'Girl Free Zone', but there's nothing but girls in here.
Does that mean I came have them all to myself?
:twisted:

Keeno might protest at being called a girl confused

or maybe not, who knows lol

Last time it happened I was on the beach. Some muscle bound oaf called me names and kicked sand in my face. :cry: :cry:
Then again maybe I should have worn my hold ups and heels on to the beach biggrin

Yeah but I bet you kicked his ass.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

7 Sep 2007

Quote by splendid_
soooooooo I shall serve the drinks and inject a bit of happiness in every glass... who is first ?
splendid

Dry white wine needed over here please lovely lady kiss

7 Sep 2007

Yep, white wine would do me nicely too please!
Can we pole dance in the GFZ tonight? I need to practice for a hen night :shock: cool

Fee
XX

7 Sep 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Yep, white wine would do me nicely too please!
Can we pole dance in the GFZ tonight? I need to practice for a hen night :shock:
Fee
XX

that sounds like fun :giggle: now where's Maz when we need her :twisted:

7 Sep 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Yep, white wine would do me nicely too please!
Can we pole dance in the GFZ tonight? I need to practice for a hen night :shock:
Fee
XX

Only if I can watch.
:twisted:

7 Sep 2007

Quote by poshkate
Yep, white wine would do me nicely too please!
Can we pole dance in the GFZ tonight? I need to practice for a hen night :shock:
Fee
XX

that sounds like fun :giggle: now where's Maz when we need her :twisted:
Getitng the seats out ready for those that want to watch! :twisted:

7 Sep 2007

Shall we take bets on who's going to volunteer to be the pole? lol

7 Sep 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Shall we take bets on who's going to volunteer to be the pole?

Can we have some volunteers for some lap/poledancers for my hen night wink

Auditions will be held in London :lol:
Payment in kind :wink:
Anyone else want to help me judge dunno

louise xx

7 Sep 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
Shall we take bets on who's going to volunteer to be the pole?

Can we have some volunteers for some lap/poledancers for my hen night wink

Auditions will be held in London :lol:
Payment in kind :wink:
Anyone else want to help me judge dunno

louise xx
count me in :rascal:

7 Sep 2007

Do we have a volunteer to be the pole yet? dunno

Fee
XX

7 Sep 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Do we have a volunteer to be the pole yet?
Fee
XX

7 Sep 2007

Now if you wanted to practice globe dancing I’d be there like a shot.
Beer please.