Girlie moment-Spiders

8 Aug 2004

I have just been sorting out a cupboard full of junk but when i got to the bottom i found a fecking spiders bloody breeding ground :scared: :scared: :scared:
I nearly crapped meself redface

ops:
There must have been a hundred of the little feckers :shock:
I didnt know you could sweat and have goosebumps at the same time!!
Ewww i feel sick now,trouble is now ive killed all the little feckers ive still got to rifle through all the junk,im praying i got them all.
I hope i will return,if not send out a spider hunt and get the little feckers for murder!!
Clare,xxx
wink

8 Aug 2004

Spiders are lovely - they kill flies and wasps and things. You should've picked each one and put them in a matchbox (anybody remember that?) so you could show ya friends and shock Aunty Mary.
:doh: Sorry - you're not a liitle boy are you but I couldn't resist saying it just so I could fantasise about your goose bumps again!

8 Aug 2004

Now don't tell me Steve Left you to do battle against they hairy legged buggers by yourself!!! What happened to the knight in shining armour image?? Remind him that there are spiders that hide behind sofas as well if he's still cowering away there!!!
I myself am not to put off by spiders... it's their webs that give me the heebee-jeebees!!!
Yuck!!!! however if it was a mean looking mother.. say with a flickknife or something then would probably shit meself!! hee hee hee!!!
:twisted:

8 Aug 2004

Well Steve went off to work and left me to battle all alone :shock:
I think im still in a state of shock though,goose bumps and all,that yucky feeling wont go away!!!(I hope im not tainted for life now!)
Im sure i got all the little feckers so theres no need for the search and rescue,im fine,PHEW!!
And Tune,you couldnt fit em all in a matchbox,and besides i couldnt touch em(ewwwww!!!)
Out came the thick rubber gardening gloves and vacuum cleaner,hate feeling so girlie about stupid little fecking things like spiders.
But 8 legs,thats just not right is it?? confused

Clare,xxx

8 Aug 2004

Clare~
Just be thankful you don't live in Florida! I lived there before I moved to the UK, and we had what were called Giant Huntsman spiders that had a head the size of a 5p coin (literally!). I'd here this scurrying sound from time to time, glance up at the ceiling, and see a Huntsman running across! It's just not right when you can hear them running about! *shudder*
The worst happened twice a year, when they appeared to double in size! Out of curiosity, I went up to one of our "enlarged houseguests" that had crawled down the wall near the telly. To my shock and horror, I saw that it was covered in tiny spiderlings (now isn't that a cute word?!) - thus the apparent increase in size - and was wandering our house lovingly distributing her offspring in every dark nook & cranny she could find! *double shudder*
~Reese! surprised

8 Aug 2004

Reese that is horrible,really do feel ill now!!
I remember at our old house i was sat one night on my own and i could hear a tapping noise,i couldnt work out where it was coming from,so after a while i started hunting around.
I remember looking up and seeing a huge great horrible dirty spider walking along the coving,tapping its legs as it went :shock: :shock: :shock:
We also found another one too,the thing is the day we moved,not long after they dissappeared,hope they didnt come with us confused

Clare,xxx

8 Aug 2004

And people still don't know why I didn't move to the 'States!

8 Aug 2004

Now don't you regret ever sharing the spider tale with us!!!!
I think that the big hairy bastards are possibly easier to cope with cos they are that big they can be seen whereas they haiy little bastards house spiders we have over here get into the tiniest nooks etc and move fast as fuck!!!!
I daren't tell you that we supposedly consume I think it is 8 spiders a year in our sleep!!! Christ I wouldn't be able to sleep!!!

8 Aug 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Reese that is horrible,really do feel ill now!!

Clare~
Sorry 'bout that. In that case, I won't tell you my absolute worst, nightmarish spider anecdote from my Florida days. It involved a cup of coffee at my computer desk and one of the larger housemates I'd mentioned earlier who'd drown itself and sank to the bottom. Needless to say, I kept my cup covered from then on whenever I wandered away from my desk. :shock:
~Reese! surprised

8 Aug 2004

Well it obviously deserved it Reese,too many bloody legs!!!!
Clare,xxx
wink

8 Aug 2004

Quote by Kinky Lizard

"You missed us!"
"yoo hoo! human type thing! Na na ner na nah!"
sleep tight tonight Clare!
KinkyLizard

Gee thanks for that!!
Luckily i dont suffer from nightmare,thank god!!
Clare,xxx
:wink:

8 Aug 2004

I am never goona sleep again after reading this thread .... well actually I got as far as Reese's post and skipped the rest.
I wake up screaming if I dream of them, freeze and panic when I see them and when the one fell on me whilst I was pregnant .... well I'm so surprised that my daughter wasn't born prematurely.
"shudders"

8 Aug 2004

:kick:
Just for you Kinky Lizard .......
lol

8 Aug 2004

in response to the pic Lizard,,,, fuck the hat off how the hell do I get hold of the lower half of the pic???

8 Aug 2004

Quote by Kinky Lizard

Calista/Clare you don't fancy a giant spider hat then?????
KinkyLizard

Im not that much of a bloody wimp!!
Only when theres loads of the little feckers everywhere,crawling and breeding :uhoh: :scared: :upset:
Clare,xxx
:wink:

8 Aug 2004

clarensteve typed:

loads of the little feckers everywhere,crawling and breeding

Sounds like Scotland! wink

:wink:
KinkyLizard

8 Aug 2004

You think thats bad, i disvovered that a spider had been living in the rubber sealent in my winow for the last few months. IN THE BLEEDING WINDOW!
Needless to say, i quickly blutaked up all the spaces i could find, but i've still got about a dozen bite marks heling up. Hate them, especially after hearing about the australian ones :crazy:

8 Aug 2004

Quote by wulf_angel
dozen bite marks

Thats not right the evil little feckers mad

:x :x
Right Sarge,Sarge we need you come around with your tank and blow all the little feckers up :haha: :haha: :bounce:
Clare,xxx
wink

8 Aug 2004

I pmsl looking back at this one!
I was stood in my mum's kitchen having a chat. My hair is quite long and I could see my mum just starring at the right hand side of my head. She then leant forward, but, just as she did, the humongous (sp) spider put one of his legs on my eye!!!!!!!!!!! I immediately threw my arm up and backwards to knock the spider off my head, dislocating my shoulder in the process - surprised

uch:
I now have 2 cats - the fecking spiders don't stand a chance rotflmao

CA xxx

8 Aug 2004

Quote by CarrieAnn
I pmsl looking back at this one!
I was stood in my mum's kitchen having a chat. My hair is quite long and I could see my mum just starring at the right hand side of my head. She then leant forward, but, just as she did, the humongous (sp) spider put one of his legs on my eye!!!!!!!!!!! I immediately threw my arm up and backwards to knock the spider off my head, dislocating my shoulder in the process - uch:
I now have 2 cats - the fecking spiders don't stand a chance
CA xxx

And you from shit kicking stock!!!! Scared of incy wincy wink

You're turning into a Townie. Perhaps you've been in suburia too long???
Btw - you have only one cat. Well; okay you have two - but only one of them can catch spiders and the other just sits and winks :twisted: :twisted:
(that's not quite true - it does much, much more than just winking)

9 Aug 2004

Note to self,get a cat that doesnt wink!That'll sort out the little feckers duel

Clare,xxx

9 Aug 2004

Just because I know that you'd all really appreciate it, here is a huntsman spider, the type Reese mentioned! No need to thank me, I'm happy to help...

9 Aug 2004

Quote by marmalaid
Just because I know that you'd all really appreciate it, here is a huntsman spider, the type Reese mentioned! No need to thank me, I'm happy to help...

THANK YOU?????????
It's not thanks you'll be getting from me when I see you - it'll be

:smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom:
CA xxx

9 Aug 2004

Can I take that as a firm offer CarrieAnn? I can make myself available tonight if it is! Otherwise will I be seeing you at the NW Munch???
Marms

9 Aug 2004

Quote by marmalaid
Just because I know that you'd all really appreciate it, here is a huntsman spider, the type Reese mentioned! No need to thank me, I'm happy to help...

Im sorry to dissapoint you but the sight of them like that dont bother me,it when the little feckers are near me thats all!!
Clare,xxx
wink

9 Aug 2004

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
I'll be seeing you at the Munch!!!!!!!!!!! You naughty, naughty boy! whip

CA xxx

9 Aug 2004

I somehow thought that that would be the response, I just haden't exected quite so much raucous and belittling laughter to go with the total rejection... redface

But still, the whip gives me hope, something to look forward to!!! lol

:lol:
M

9 Aug 2004

Aaaahh, Marms - sorry hun, still on a horny high after the weekend - but knackered too!!!!!
Have these from me passionkiss

:therethere:
Don't think that this means you're going to get away with the smackbottom

at the Munch though lol

CA xxx