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Jags
Sex God
Made ME laugh too - but is there a version for us wanton women?? This is far too sexist....!
Jags
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Unknown User
Mark, I am so impressed, you shaved. (that is your bottom isn't it?)
Or did you wax? (ouch)
lhk
Unknown User
Mark, nice arse! Now give us one with some meat on it!
Allgood...A Lover Of All Big, Beautiful Women!
Unknown User
*Dark and dusty little visited vault, door creaks open, cloud of dust billows, perfect hiding place for a man on the run*
Fred? You in here? I saw some footprints in the dust heading in this direction.
Guess not - I will leave him a message in the dust though
"Kat woz ere"
*Door creaks shut*
FredFlintstone
Sex God
*whispers* "Kat - F**k off and scrub out those footprints - waiting for the horrible wailing noise that Will is making whilst those women tear him to pieces subsides - it is awful - can you hear it?"
Jas_Tim
Sex God
Hey everyone guess where Fred is.
Hi Fred
XXXX
FredFlintstone
Sex God
Oh Bollox! :shock:
Did you have to stand in the corridor and shout that Kat?
Whose bloody side are you on man? mad
*pushes past Jas - stops to open her Yorkie for her and whispers "suck it hun - too big for you to try and bite it - don't want you breaking your teeth!" and sprints off down the corridor in search of Steve.*
Unknown User
:shock: What did I do now! :shock:
Wilma, Fred is being mean to me again! :cry:
lhk
Kat
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
:shock: What did I do now! :shock:
Wilma, Fred is being mean to me again! :cry:
lhk
Kat

There, there Kat. Step into my trap, ermm I mean Office, and tell me all about it!
evil
Wilma
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Unknown User
:shock: um, no, it's OK, *casts fearful glance at Office Mendacity* :shock: I'm sure you have more important things to do.
lhk
Kat
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
:shock: um, no, it's OK, *casts fearful glance at Office Mendacity* :shock: I'm sure you have more important things to do.
lhk
Kat

No really Kat you are top of my "TO DO" List!!
Come to mama!!!
Wilma
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WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
biggrin OK, which way up do you want me? :D
lhk

Wilma rubs hands together
"oooh a submissive one"
Yummy boink
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Unknown User
Only when the rewards are worth it Wilma. kiss I prefer to think of myself as ........ adaptable and responsive to personal needs.
lhk
Kat
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
Only when the rewards are worth it Wilma. kiss I prefer to think of myself as ........ adaptable and responsive to personal needs.
lhk
Kat

wink That works for me!! :wink:
Wilma
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