Oh thank goodness! I was just thinking today how all the names seem new now. Where is everybody?
And here you all are!!!
Not that the new people aren't welcome of course. I was just wondering where the old ones had gone.
Not that I'm saying 'you're old' because you're not. But even if you are that's OK and I think I'll stop digging now.
Jo!
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Quote by dazandlou
Oh.... i've got one!!!! Ice Pie and i are on a mission...................... well, we're having a race to see who can get to 1000 first!! (he's winning cos he CHEATED on the first day, lol!!!) Seriously though, we know whos gonna get there first!!!
We haven't decided the matter of my prize.
Sorry, I meant THE prize for the winner, whoever that may happen to be.
I would like the keys to the GFZ bar so I can raid it on weekdays.... I'm sure those girly types that sneak in there at weekends water down the JD.
lol, we'll see!!!
I thought Mr 50 posts a day had disappeared!!!
That was my 900th by the way :P
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Quote by davej
The only other thing I can think of is we've had two masquerade balls which were a lot of fun.
:doh: damn how could I forget that
davej in his best jimmy cricket voice.......come here.......
JQL has been working overtime helping out all those thicko's that can't work a P.C.
psst......JQL how the hell do I open this site twice so I can look back on previous posts and not lose this post so that I can look like a super memory man.........
weve all shaved our bits at least six times
weve had a poster who managed 50 posts a day FFS!!
the girls got their bums out
Judy TV'S slot would'nt open
weve swam with goldfish
eeermmm still thinking here.....
where's JQL when you need him
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Wilma!!!! 
No real gossip, except that the SH SH bus will be along to pick you up before the end of the week!!! :bounce: :happy: Of course, you can bring fred along too. The truth is that I need someone to help me with the refit of the bus. You know I am no good at that sort of thing :doh:
Oh, and then there is Sappho and me...........................
Don't tell anyone (you're the first to know) but Sappho has just spent an entire week down here with me in Berkshire. A whole (trial) week of domestic bliss............and bliss it was! Absolutely perfect! :happy:
We wrapped it up with a visit to the theatre (Stratford, of course - where else?
) and it is now less than a week until our holiday!!! :happy:
Not much else to add - but PM one of us if you need to know anything more.
GREAT to see you back!!
:happy:
Will
(still grinning)
PS In fact this is turning into something of a red letter weekend. Sappho and Wilma both back in the Cafe. Quite like old times. I can hardly stand the excitement. Bugger - my glass is empty again. Off for a refil!
No real gossip, except that the SH SH bus will be along to pick you up before the end of the week!!! :bounce: :happy: Of course, you can bring fred along too. The truth is that I need someone to help me with the refit of the bus. You know I am no good at that sort of thing :doh:
Oh, and then there is Sappho and me...........................
Don't tell anyone (you're the first to know) but Sappho has just spent an entire week down here with me in Berkshire. A whole (trial) week of domestic bliss............and bliss it was! Absolutely perfect! :happy:
We wrapped it up with a visit to the theatre (Stratford, of course - where else?
) and it is now less than a week until our holiday!!! :happy:Not much else to add - but PM one of us if you need to know anything more.
GREAT to see you back!!
:happy:Will
(still grinning)
PS In fact this is turning into something of a red letter weekend. Sappho and Wilma both back in the Cafe. Quite like old times. I can hardly stand the excitement. Bugger - my glass is empty again. Off for a refil!
Quote by willxx69
Oh, and then there is Sappho and me...........................
A whole (trial) week of domestic bliss............and bliss it was! Absolutely perfect! :happy:
It was really lovely, Wilma. We even bickered over who'd wash up!
We wrapped it up with a visit to the theatre (Stratford, of course - where else?
Oh yes! The gorgeous Toby Stephens as Hamlet, striding around the stage in an open-necked ruffled shirt. Greg Hicks' Ghost of Old Hamlet was damn scary though! We heartily commend this production to everyone - it was superb!
Well, hols here we come! Have you cranked up the bus yet darling?
Sappho xxx
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Quote by davej
Hello Wilma......eeerrmm let me see
I've been hiding under a table
Midsmale has packed his rucksack and gone off looking for pants
steveg has three thousand coming to a munch
[but hey there's not been much lately. Welcome back from me and mrs davej
just an update my pants have turned up at willing but nervous' home, she has promised i can have them bck when she has finished touching and rubbing against them strange girl but oh so understandable.
so mids is now looking for one more thing and thats a naked finger , not any old finger but one specific unclothed one, why cos hes never had one before and wants this one so much he isnt going to give in easy.
good night all
x
Well what can I say? My ghast has never been so flabbered. It is great to hear all the news. Thanks one and all for filling me in. (no pun intended )
Fred had a quick look in the forum the other night and said "aww I miss it". This is unfortunately just a flying visit (sorry Mal) but as I have said on many occassions, "we will be back".
Really missing you bunch of loonies.
Keep me posted!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
)Fred had a quick look in the forum the other night and said "aww I miss it". This is unfortunately just a flying visit (sorry Mal) but as I have said on many occassions, "we will be back".
Really missing you bunch of loonies.
Keep me posted!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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Quote by willxx69
Oh, and then there is Sappho and me...........................
Don't tell anyone (you're the first to know) but Sappho has just spent an entire week down here with me in Berkshire. A whole (trial) week of domestic bliss............and bliss it was! Absolutely perfect! :happy:
Awwww how lovely!!! Sorry for the hijack Wilma but i just have to
Will and :kiss: Sappho. Such a lovely couple, I couldn't be happier for you both Quote by Angel Chat
Oh, and then there is Sappho and me...........................
Don't tell anyone (you're the first to know) but Sappho has just spent an entire week down here with me in Berkshire. A whole (trial) week of domestic bliss............and bliss it was! Absolutely perfect! :happy:
Awwww how lovely!!! Sorry for the hijack Wilma but i just have to
Will and :kiss: Sappho. Such a lovely couple, I couldn't be happier for you both Sorry for the double hijack... but i thought Sappho and Will had been together forever????
PM's with info would be greatly appreciated, lol!!! Quote by dazandlou
Sorry for the double hijack... but i thought Sappho and Will had been together forever????
I know, we must seem like an old married couple, Lou, but we have been together six months. Not only that but we met through SH, joining within a week of each other back in November. The first NW Munch back on 10 January was our first meeting. Living 165 miles apart can be a challenge - but, oh, the making up for lost time!
Sappho xxx
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Quote by dazandlou
Should i buy a hat?????
Oh don't you start!
Rest assured, purveyors of ladies' headwear will be notified to expect a run on stock when the time comes.
Thanks for the good wishes though - they are very much appreciated!
Will
PS Only 24 hours before Sappho returns to Berkshire and we go off on holiday!!! :happy: :bounce:
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Rest assured, purveyors of ladies' headwear will be notified to expect a run on stock when the time comes.
Hah! Don't tell him but I've already chosen my frock! At the last count there was a matron of honour, four bridesmaids and two pageboys. Biggest problems will be persuading three of my bridesmaids they can't wear flares and black nail varnish. Any ideas for colour schemes, ladies? Perhaps a themed wedding?
PMs to Will on that one I think, so we don't hijack this thread any further!
Sappho xxx (I'm going to get spanked for this!)
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i would have said a naturist wedding in hedonsism.. but that would mean hijacking this thread even more... so i wont! lol
