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Woooooooo, we have recently been told that we are going to be grandparents :shock:
Out of interest - who else on SH can make this claim???
We know of at least one other couple wink you know who you are cool
My Nan wont use the site . She reckons were all too vanilla and there arent enough pictures .
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Woooooooo, we have recently been told that we are going to be grandparents :shock:
Out of interest - who else on SH can make this claim???
We know of at least one other couple wink you know who you are cool

Wooohoo Congratulations smile :)
Just lost both my grandparents and not quite (although almost) old enough to be grandparents .... the best people in the world :) :) :) :)
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My Nan wont use the site . She reckons were all too vanilla and there arent enough pictures .

:laughabove: Brilliant cool
And Calista..... smackbottom for reminding me that it's quite within the realms of possibility that I could become a grandmother within the next 2 or 3 years if my daughter isn't careful :scared:
congrats!!!!!!!
am pleased for you.... make the most of your free time before grandparent babysitting services are required!!!!
please not.. babies are NOT allowed in the GFZ!!!!!!!
Congrats on your new found status biggrin
Jon and I are both old enough to be grandparents but we've told our kids, if they make us grandparents before we get to age 70, we'll disown them :shock: :lol2:
Prob won't happen even then. One of our daughter in law's is infertile, one doesn't want kids and youngest can't keep a girl for more then a few weeks rolleyes
It has it's plus points though - at least we're not asked to babysit every weekend cool
Tracy-Jayne
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It has it's plus points though - at least we're not asked to babysit every weekend cool
Tracy-Jayne

Shhhhhh my inlaws might be reading and twig ;) ;)
C xx
have to put my hand up to this one. damm, wont get any replies to my adds now :cry:
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babies are NOT allowed in the GFZ!!!!!!!
:rude: - you are sooooooooo lucky I am not talking to you! :rude:
crying, smelly, noisy, demanding, creatures are NOT allowed in the GFZ, so babies are fine, it is just girlies that are banned! wink
lhk
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babies are NOT allowed in the GFZ!!!!!!!
:rude: - you are sooooooooo lucky I am not talking to you! :rude:
crying, smelly, noisy, demanding, creatures are NOT allowed in the GFZ, so babies are fine, it is just girlies that are banned! wink
lhk
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What a brave little KitKat you are :wink: .
Judy
:shock: Not you as well Jude! WBB, is there ANYONE that you have not told!
lhk
Kat
rolleyes Glad I'm not the only grandma to use the site lol :lol:
our 2 grandsons are nearly 10 yrs old and 5yrs old.. hope for us yet :P or maybe not now the truth be told :shock: lmao
Lucy xxxxxxx
My sprogs would be in for the high jump if I had news like that, although they are only 13 and 8!!! :shock: confused
I'm really disappointed now. :cry:
I saw the thread title and thought "Oooooh, dirty weekends with Saga Holidays, I'll 'ave some o' that!"
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Woooooooo, we have recently been told that we are going to be grandparents :shock:
Out of interest - who else on SH can make this claim???
We know of at least one other couple wink you know who you are cool

I blody hope not for a good few years as laddo is only 14....
I dread the knock at the door, and 2 irate parents saying "your son has got our daughter pregnant"
I dread that even more than the bailifs... at least if they dont gain access you can tell them to feck off, lol.
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I dread the knock at the door, and 2 irate parents saying "your son has got our daughter pregnant"
I dread that even more than the bailifs... at least if they dont gain access you can tell them to feck off, lol.

SNAP! I told my darling son 'it's not me you need to fear if you got her up the duff, it's her DAD!!!!' :shock: lol
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rolleyes Glad I'm not the only grandma to use the site lol :lol:
our 2 grandsons are nearly 10 yrs old and 5yrs old.. hope for us yet :P or maybe not now the truth be told :shock: lmao
Lucy xxxxxxx

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :? :? :? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
NO WAY ARE YOU A GRANDMA. blink
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rolleyes Glad I'm not the only grandma to use the site lol :lol:
our 2 grandsons are nearly 10 yrs old and 5yrs old.. hope for us yet :P or maybe not now the truth be told :shock: lmao
Lucy xxxxxxx

have managed to stay out of Jail. Hells teeth L
Lucy your kidding me.
After all these years I have found a new fetish............Grandmothers from Scotland. Wow, hunni if my Gran looked like you then I could be in real trouble here. Up to now I ucy you should be on some kind of TV show (Television) .... then again.
So God was a Scott then?
Judy

Sounds like a good fetish to me Judy ;) :twisted:
Hey don't grab a granny show sound good :lol:
As for God ever being a Scot ..don't think I ''l ever get the opportunity to ask I'll be going opposite direction :twisted:
Lucyxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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I dread the knock at the door, and 2 irate parents saying "your son has got our daughter pregnant"
I dread that even more than the bailifs... at least if they dont gain access you can tell them to feck off, lol.

SNAP! I told my darling son 'it's not me you need to fear if you got her up the duff, it's her DAD!!!!' :shock: lol
No no no no no, It dosnt work like that in this modern day of equality for the sexes it goes like this....
You get a knock on the door saying :-

"Your careless and irresponsible daughter has got herself pregnant and is about to ruin our sons life. Did you teach her nothing about birth control. Parents like you should not be allowed children, I suppose you are too busy in the pub all day to monitor what your tramp of a daughter gets up to. He has just got a place at Uni and is thinking of a career in law. Your daughter, who works 2 evenings at the local chippy spreads her legs for anyone so if you think you will get a marriage proposal out of this you are mistaken and there is no way he is giving up Uni just to get a council flat to live with that Little slag.
What...... you don't have a daughter ..............oh, she lives next door? Right ok..hey don't shout at me I don't give a flying fluck if your son is Gay, sad or too pissed to care, I just got the door numbers mixed up so don't get so pissy you ugly bitch......no wonder he is flucking gay with a mother like you ".

Judy wink
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Wooo hoooo, Kit and Kat...... congratulations lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I assume that's what you say to people who must be feeling really old right now wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
It's highly unlikely that I'm the only Grandfather on this site either, I have two grandsons myself, and fortunately NEVER get asked to babysit. Well, as they are in Australia, I'm hardly handy am I? lol.
I would like to see them someday, but that all depends on whether I can win some dosh on the Lottery.
I do know a couple of Great Grandmothers who are actually under 60 years old, and still active in the bedroom. No, I'm not passing on their details. lol.
Age is just a state of mind, I'm 61 going on 22.
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
hump drinkies :borg:
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I do know a couple of Great Grandmothers who are actually under 60 years old, and still active in the bedroom. No, I'm not passing on their details. lol. Age is just a state of mind, I'm 61 going on 22.
Harry, now you are just scaring me, I have just calculated that even without breaching any current age of consent legislation, Kit and I could both end up on here as Great Grandparents at 61. :shock:
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I assume that's what you say to people who must be feeling really old right now
And I bet you have just the thing I need to make me feel young again. - About 10 inches long, made of durable plastic, liberally covered in KY, and with a wild-eyed whooping amazon following VERY close behind it! :twisted:
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dirty weekends with Saga Holidays,
Do SAGA do munches? cool
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My sons 10 and i would be gutted ............ i dont wanna be a nan let alone aknowledge the fact he is actually having sex at whatever age he discovers it
Quote from a Jags PM when I told her the news "How did that happen?" - My answer - "I do not even want to THINK about answering that! confused
lhk
Kat
Firstly congratulations to you both on the extension to your immediate family. We are not grandparents yet, but are looking forward to a time when we will be. We have both had a huge amount of pleasure, alongside the harder times from watching the kids grow up and would love to have some of those feelings and emotions come back again through grand children.
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have to put my hand up to this one. damm, wont get any replies to my adds now :cry:

Ahhh, don't worry Racer, you are just as attractive to me now as you were before.....
Although as we would both appear to be straight & male, not a lot was going to happen anyway..... rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry couldn't resist
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Don't rely entirely on your theory, one never knows what is around the proverbial corner :P . Just kidding.
Straight today, bi tomorrow, even Trannys have to start somewhere, albeit in my case it was around the age of 9 or 10 wink .

Aaaarrrggghhh I'm in denial banghead :sparring: :boxing: :scared:
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Woooooooo, we have recently been told that we are going to be grandparents :shock:
Out of interest - who else on SH can make this claim???
We know of at least one other couple wink you know who you are cool

I am already a Grandad, but I still need a F**k, O. K. ?
Thanks Dave. I know what you mean, I look back at all the mistakes I made as a parent and think "I am going to be sooooo much better as a grandparent than I was as a parent"
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Don't rely entirely on your theory, one never knows what is around the proverbial corner
Jude - Stop recruiting on our thread young lady, unless you want to learn the meaning of the word 'Trouble' smackbottom kiss
lhk
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Woooooooo, we have recently been told that we are going to be grandparents :shock:

Congratulations Kit...!
CONGRATS Kit im a grandmother to twin boys aged 4 yrs old i have never felt as much love for 2 human beings in my life before, i love them to bits and they share a large part of mine and hubbys life im sure u2 will enjoy your grandchild as much as we do ours all the very best xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Woooooooo, we have recently been told that we are going to be grandparents :shock:
Out of interest - who else on SH can make this claim???

Ooooh...................Ooooh..........CONGRATULATIONS KIT and KAT !!!!!!!!
As for anyone else that make that claim................uh..........uh...........noooooooooo !!!!!
MrFCnever wants to be called Grandad confused So I won't tell him the news just yet Joking MrFC joking.
I believe my grandparents are still residing firmly in Heaven
So they may well still be swinging smile