I've been sooooo tempted to jump into some of the recent posts about how hard it is being a single male on here, and I've relented up till now, but can do so no longer. You see, it can be damned hard for the single ladies too. I'm just curious why none of them have responded......
The stories that follow are all true - they've happened to ladies that I'm glad I can call friends.....
Imagine placing an ad in the "Women meeting men" category.... And receiving between 150 and 300 replies in the first 24 hours. When you don't reply immediately, you get abusive followup mails.
Imagine logging into the chatroom and spending your first 15 mins there closing unwanted windows, answering endless innane "how old are you where you from what you looking for" type questions. When what you really want to do is to have a chat with your mates.
Imagine how it feels when your ad says "I'm into making friendships, having a laugh and going to munches" and you get 50 replies with doctored cock pics and lines that say "'I'm a heavy comer, long stayer and multiple repeater". :shock:
Imagine arranging to meet a guy who responded to your ad, only to spend 45 mins sat in a pub on your own, before it becomes obvious he's not turning up after all. No apology, no followup contact whatsoever.
Imagine spending alot of time chatting online with a guy, who comes across as being polite, pleasant, considerate and fun to be with. You send him a pic of you, and the only response you get is "I don't do fat fuckers".
Imagine you meet a guy at a railway station, as agreed, and you both make your way to a hotel. He lets you into the room he's booked, and says he's off out to get something for you both to eat and drink. You wait for him to come back, and after well over an hour, he calls you to tell you he's on his way home.
Imagine agreeing to meet a guy for a drink, who then tells you you're the person he's been looking for all of his life, he's going to leave his wife and kids for you. The next day, he sends 97 e-mails to your work account, reiterating this.
Imagine meeting a guy and spending some time with him, only to be told that he wants you to be monogamous while he continues to meet other women from the site. Because you're dangerous to his sexual health. :shock:
Imagine meeting a guy who gets so jealous he wants you to stop using the chatroom, chatting on MSN with friends (male or female), going to munches and everything else that this site is all about.
Imagine meeting a guy at a munch, spending the night with him, and then finding out he wants to move to the other end of the country and move in with you. Despite your being totally upfront about what you're looking for, with a long term partner being right at the bottom of your list of priorities.
Do you know what really surprises me?
All of the ladies who've been on the end of all this bullshit are still here.
You know what doesn't surprise me?
Most of these ladies don't meet with men they don't know, and if they do, it's because the guy comes with a personal recommendation from someone they know and trust. They don't bother with the ad system any more. They make friends in the forum and the chatroom and at munches first, before they agree to meet.
So guys, next time you feel like venting about how hard it is to get to meet with the ladies on here, just try to put yourself in their position.... and think about how you'd respond....
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Guys, spare a thought for the single ladies, eh?
PS.. just been to look at some emails and found this one from a bloke who THINKS he's responding to a ad from a woman, instead he's clicked on the 'report this ad' link so I got it. I think it illustrates the point exactly:
"hi babe u want to have sex with me am 28 year old horny spanish boy call me yeah
xxxxxxxxxx (deleted telephone number) bye babe i wish to liker u beatiful pussy mi
e- mail is xxxxx "
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm - charming, eh?
"hi babe u want to have sex with me am 28 year old horny spanish boy call me yeah
xxxxxxxxxx (deleted telephone number) bye babe i wish to liker u beatiful pussy mi
e- mail is xxxxx "
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm - charming, eh?
Finally, from a woman's perspective!
Imagine meeting a bloke who arrives with his over-night bag. Imagine being stalked by him for the next two weeks and having to call in the police, which doesn't deter him, and Civil Aviation Authorities. That one works a treat when he realises he could have his licence revoked!
Imagine meeting a bloke who arrives with his over-night bag. Imagine being stalked by him for the next two weeks and having to call in the police, which doesn't deter him, and Civil Aviation Authorities. That one works a treat when he realises he could have his licence revoked!
Sex God
Your point being? 
Joking
Joking
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Imagine placing an ad in the "Women meeting men" category.... And receiving between 150 and 300 replies in the first 24 hours. When you don't reply immediately, you get abusive followup mails.
That's why there's a DELETE key on the keyboard. I still haven't found the key that causes horny people to email me, but I confess there's one or two I still haven't tried...
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magine how it feels when your ad says "I'm into making friendships, having a laugh and going to munches" and you get 50 replies with doctored cock pics and lines that say "'I'm a heavy comer, long stayer and multiple repeater". :shock:
Imagine how it feels when your ad says "I'm into making friendships, having a laugh" and nobody believes you.
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Imagine arranging to meet a guy who responded to your ad, only to spend 45 mins sat in a pub on your own, before it becomes obvious he's not turning up after all. No apology, no followup contact whatsoever.
Imagine arranging to meet a couple who responded to your ad, only to spend all afternoon sat on your own, until it becomes obvious they're not turning up after all. No apology, no followup contact whatsoever. Imagine seeing that same couple in the chatroom advertising for more guys that same night!
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Imagine spending alot of time chatting online with a guy, who comes across as being polite, pleasant, considerate and fun to be with.
Okay, I got no comeback to that. You gotted me there.
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Imagine you meet a guy at a railway station, as agreed, and you both make your way to a hotel. He lets you into the room he's booked, and says he's off out to get something for you both to eat and drink. You wait for him to come back, and after well over an hour, he calls you to tell you he's on his way home.
Imagine being handed the menu first in a restaurant.
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Imagine agreeing to meet a guy for a drink, who then tells you you're the person he's been looking for all of his life, he's going to leave his wife and kids for you. The next day, he sends 97 e-mails to your work account, reiterating this.
I got 97 emails from some college girl in America who wants to show me her bisexual room-mates tits on a webcam and it'll only cost $ , does that count?
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Imagine meeting a guy and spending some time with him, only to be told that he wants you to be monogamous while he continues to meet other women from the site. Because you're dangerous to his sexual health. :shock:
Imagine shaving your toes.
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Imagine meeting a guy who gets so jealous he wants you to stop using the chatroom, chatting on MSN with friends (male or female), going to munches and everything else that this site is all about.
Imagine having to shave your face, every morning.
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Imagine meeting a guy at a munch, spending the night with him, and then finding out he wants to move to the other end of the country and move in with you. Despite your being totally upfront about what you're looking for, with a long term partner being right at the bottom of your list of priorities.
Imagine not being able to have multiple orgasms.
As I think I've illustrated with my examples, single men have it much harder than single ladies. Nyah.
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"hi babe u want to have sex with me am 28 year old horny spanish boy call me yeahxxxxxxxxxx (deleted telephone number) bye babe i wish to liker u beatiful pussy mi
e- mail is xxxxx "
Hey, look what I just got:
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MillieJay is a cute Brunette who loves to fuck and get wild. She especially likes it when her man squirts his cum in her pussy! See the excitement on her face as the warm cum oozes out of her tight little pussy. What a sweetie!
Those two are MADE for each other!
Sex God
lucifer.. i salute you!!!!
i am slightly worried about the fact that you must have stalked me in order to get all this info :shock: .. but never the lesss.... a good job done that man!
i am slightly worried about the fact that you must have stalked me in order to get all this info :shock: .. but never the lesss.... a good job done that man!
@ last post.
Sex God
lucifer
you just saved me a complete rant on another thread i think. cheers! and then people wonder why we have to work sooooooooo hard to overcome it!
n x x x ;-)
you just saved me a complete rant on another thread i think. cheers! and then people wonder why we have to work sooooooooo hard to overcome it!
n x x x ;-)
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CAA authorities? Im definately gonna leave this place. Dont tell me libra your cabin crew, or did you just happen to come across a guy who thought cockpit meant exactly that?
Nope, I'm not crew. I believe the later was the case. He was the pits. Thankfully I met someone nice (yes, a single guy who advertised!) with whom I have enjoyed some wonderfully enjoyable intimate moment of pure self-indulgence.
Lucifer!!!
Soooooooo true!!! I can relate to a couple of those incidents, and a couple more to boot ..... like the guy I built up quite a friendship with over a period of a couple of months or so, via email and phone. He knew I was everso nervous, very understanding, not pushy.
Only to find out - but not before we had shagged - that he was in fact happily married, was not called Mike and did not come from Oxford
His excuse ............... he had a stressful time lately and wanted to escape everything - the poor fecker :kick: but can we meet up in a week or so!!!!! :shock:
Still can't work out why being stressed causes you to lie about your name and location :confused:
But I refuse to let that sorry excuse for a man spoil things. Sure, I'm a lot more careful now, hell of a lot more careful - but he has not marred my outlook in the least.
Have since had a fantastic time meeting people from this site at the munches, couples, single fems, TVs and of course the gorgeous single males
Misschief - slightly less gullible than she used to be :undecided:
Soooooooo true!!! I can relate to a couple of those incidents, and a couple more to boot ..... like the guy I built up quite a friendship with over a period of a couple of months or so, via email and phone. He knew I was everso nervous, very understanding, not pushy.
Only to find out - but not before we had shagged - that he was in fact happily married, was not called Mike and did not come from Oxford
His excuse ............... he had a stressful time lately and wanted to escape everything - the poor fecker :kick: but can we meet up in a week or so!!!!! :shock:
Still can't work out why being stressed causes you to lie about your name and location :confused:
But I refuse to let that sorry excuse for a man spoil things. Sure, I'm a lot more careful now, hell of a lot more careful - but he has not marred my outlook in the least.
Have since had a fantastic time meeting people from this site at the munches, couples, single fems, TVs and of course the gorgeous single males
Misschief - slightly less gullible than she used to be :undecided:
Sex God
YAY finally
thankyou for a wonderful post
After just chatting to a guy who said " I'm available to travel"
"boy that's a long drive"
I did say I am in the north east
and "well maybe i could ge that way next week"
when I'm looking hopefully for tonight, tomorrow, thurs or sat
his reply to just make my day was "are u that gagging for it"
FFS guys will some of u ever learn????
We may be single but hey I'm never THAT desperate!
thankyou for a wonderful post
After just chatting to a guy who said " I'm available to travel"
"boy that's a long drive"
I did say I am in the north east
and "well maybe i could ge that way next week"
when I'm looking hopefully for tonight, tomorrow, thurs or sat
his reply to just make my day was "are u that gagging for it"
FFS guys will some of u ever learn????
We may be single but hey I'm never THAT desperate!
Sex God
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PS.. just been to look at some emails and found this one from a bloke who THINKS he's responding to a ad from a woman, instead he's clicked on the 'report this ad' link so I got it. I think it illustrates the point exactly:
"hi babe u want to have sex with me am 28 year old horny spanish boy call me yeah
xxxxxxxxxx (deleted telephone number) bye babe i wish to liker u beatiful pussy mi
e- mail is xxxxx "
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm - charming, eh?
I think that was meant for you really, Jags.
(god help us if Sarge had read it :eeek
Sex God
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I've been sooooo tempted to jump into some of the recent posts about how hard it is being a single male on here, and I've relented up till now, but can do so no longer. You see, it can be damned hard for the single ladies too. I'm just curious why none of them have responded......
The stories that follow are all true - they've happened to ladies that I'm glad I can call friends.....
Imagine placing an ad in the "Women meeting men" category.... And receiving between 150 and 300 replies in the first 24 hours. When you don't reply immediately, you get abusive followup mails.
Imagine logging into the chatroom and spending your first 15 mins there closing unwanted windows, answering endless innane "how old are you where you from what you looking for" type questions. When what you really want to do is to have a chat with your mates.
Imagine how it feels when your ad says "I'm into making friendships, having a laugh and going to munches" and you get 50 replies with doctored cock pics and lines that say "'I'm a heavy comer, long stayer and multiple repeater". :shock:
Imagine arranging to meet a guy who responded to your ad, only to spend 45 mins sat in a pub on your own, before it becomes obvious he's not turning up after all. No apology, no followup contact whatsoever.
Imagine spending alot of time chatting online with a guy, who comes across as being polite, pleasant, considerate and fun to be with. You send him a pic of you, and the only response you get is "I don't do fat fuckers".
Imagine you meet a guy at a railway station, as agreed, and you both make your way to a hotel. He lets you into the room he's booked, and says he's off out to get something for you both to eat and drink. You wait for him to come back, and after well over an hour, he calls you to tell you he's on his way home.
Imagine agreeing to meet a guy for a drink, who then tells you you're the person he's been looking for all of his life, he's going to leave his wife and kids for you. The next day, he sends 97 e-mails to your work account, reiterating this.
Imagine meeting a guy and spending some time with him, only to be told that he wants you to be monogamous while he continues to meet other women from the site. Because you're dangerous to his sexual health. :shock:
Imagine meeting a guy who gets so jealous he wants you to stop using the chatroom, chatting on MSN with friends (male or female), going to munches and everything else that this site is all about.
Imagine meeting a guy at a munch, spending the night with him, and then finding out he wants to move to the other end of the country and move in with you. Despite your being totally upfront about what you're looking for, with a long term partner being right at the bottom of your list of priorities.
Do you know what really surprises me?
All of the ladies who've been on the end of all this bullshit are still here.
You know what doesn't surprise me?
Most of these ladies don't meet with men they don't know, and if they do, it's because the guy comes with a personal recommendation from someone they know and trust. They don't bother with the ad system any more. They make friends in the forum and the chatroom and at munches first, before they agree to meet.
So guys, next time you feel like venting about how hard it is to get to meet with the ladies on here, just try to put yourself in their position.... and think about how you'd respond....
... really quite extra-ordinary how impolite and inconsiderate people can be ...
(thought I'd be concise for a change!)
That reminds me of a young single guy that Dawn and I spoke to a few months back. Firstly he was insistant that we travelled to his university digs cos his mates might want to join in, then he finally relented to travel, but only if we refunded his train fare AND picked him up from the station. Oh yes and drove him home afterwards as the last train home wasn't safe.
Hmmm maybe he was lucky one night, but not the night he spoke to us.
Ian
Hmmm maybe he was lucky one night, but not the night he spoke to us.
Ian
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Have I been talking in my sleep?? Where you there listening??
Jags you should check out your bedroom ceiling, light switch and bedframe. We should have a chat about a website idea I've got
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i am slightly worried about the fact that you must have stalked me in order to get all this info :shock:
Sorry babes, but I have been good since you took out the restraining order, haven't I?
Sex God
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Goes off to search bedroom for mics
:shock:
Hides behind the curtain with notpad and pen so Jags doesn't see me.
snigger.
Great post and so real a few of them have happened to me.
You missed one though, this happened today and not for the first time:
Hi babe (original opening line) just seen your ad and im you man!!
I reply, What ad?
He says, your ad on the internet
Actually i dont have an ad on the net!!!
He insist i must have.
I inform him that im 43yrs not 83 and can still remeber if i have placed an ad or not!!!
You missed one though, this happened today and not for the first time:
Hi babe (original opening line) just seen your ad and im you man!!
I reply, What ad?
He says, your ad on the internet
Actually i dont have an ad on the net!!!
He insist i must have.
I inform him that im 43yrs not 83 and can still remeber if i have placed an ad or not!!!
Sex God
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Pppssssttttt Jags.... He has a device that can listen through walls.... He is actually next door
I think this is also known as a glory hole.
Sex God
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Pppssssttttt Jags.... He has a device that can listen through walls.... He is actually next door
I think this is also known as a glory hole.
Ahhh - is THAT what Glory holes are for - just listening???
I always wondered what they were
I dare you to put your ear to one Alex. No actually I double dear you!
You will never know what conversation that may come up.
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