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Have u ever Faked it

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this one is for the Blokes!!
you alway here about woman fakeing orgasams. but how many blokes actually fake them.
the only reason why i'm asking casue it came up in converation over the weekend, and i thought it was a rare thing but out of the few blokes who were chating all had said at at least one point in out life (including myself!...)?
so DO U ??
Oh shit :doh:
Note to self - read the first post before voting on the poll!
Still on topic though ....
It was a while ago now that my boyfriend at the time told me that men can fake orgasm.I was shocked! I always assumed that if they ejaculate then an orgasm accompanies that but apparently not.
That set me off on a major paranoia trip. I was even cosidering ringing as many past lovers that I could (remember wink that is) to ask if they'd faked it. The chances are, I probably did, so if we both faked it, what was the bloody point?? dunno
Since joining this site, I can honestly, truly say I have never faked!
I didn't think it was possible for guys to fake it.
All the time - I've never had a real orgasm in my life, I am still looking for the woman who can give me one.
Most of them just don't know the spots to REALLY turn a man on, and why do they all treat your nipples like they are radio dials? It's like they are trying to find Womens hour on radio whatever!
rolleyes
lhk
Kat - still living in hope!
That set me off on a major paranoia trip. I was even cosidering ringing as many past lovers that I could (remember wink that is) to ask if they'd faked it.
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not being cheeky marya would that mean ya having a really big phone bill lol
Well I did the same trick as you Marya redface
so on that note ile erm bolt
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
That set me off on a major paranoia trip. I was even cosidering ringing as many past lovers that I could (remember wink that is) to ask if they'd faked it.
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not being cheeky marya would that mean ya having a really big phone bill lol
Nah, it's free after 6pm rotflmao
We met a guy once who was, how shall I say it, really small in the trouser department :shock:
He must have had the smallest dick in the world and no matter how I contorted myself into position, he just couldn't get it in :!: confused
Eventually he decided he'd try it doggy style and he pushed and shoved, banging away for all he was worth. After much grunting and groaning he said he'd cum but I know he'd faked it. Either that or he'd had a dry cum too rolleyes
So yes some guys do fake it, although up to that point I had never thought it possible redface
Tracy-Jayne
Personally I would say that if you can't do the trick, I ain't paying the compliment! lol
Quote by Marya
Oh shit :doh:
Note to self - read the first post before voting on the poll!
Still on topic though ....
It was a while ago now that my boyfriend at the time told me that men can fake orgasm.I was shocked! I always assumed that if they ejaculate then an orgasm accompanies that but apparently not.
That set me off on a major paranoia trip. I was even cosidering ringing as many past lovers that I could (remember wink that is) to ask if they'd faked it. The chances are, I probably did, so if we both faked it, what was the bloody point?? dunno
Since joining this site, I can honestly, truly say I have never faked!

as i always use protection. i can fake it and get away with it.
i vary rarely cum through having sex (might be strange cumming from a bloke) so if it gets to the point when my legs are giving up or it the enjoyment factors gone i will fake it.
JGL
Quote by RedHot
We met a guy once who was, how shall I say it, really small in the trouser department :shock:
He must have had the smallest dick in the world and no matter how I contorted myself into position, he just couldn't get it in :!: confused
Eventually he decided he'd try it doggy style and he pushed and shoved, banging away for all he was worth. After much grunting and groaning he said he'd cum but I know he'd faked it. Either that or he'd had a dry cum too rolleyes
So yes some guys do fake it, although up to that point I had never thought it possible redface
Tracy-Jayne

you've still not meet me yet!!!!!!!
Quote by Marya
That set me off on a major paranoia trip. I was even cosidering ringing as many past lovers that I could (remember wink that is) to ask if they'd faked it.
!
not being cheeky marya would that mean ya having a really big phone bill lol
Nah, it's free after 6pm rotflmao
Me too redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
I think the advent of condom useage has made it easier for men to fakei it. Al they have to do is get there breathing right and then hastily retreat to the bathroom to get rid of the evidence!!! Far too easy for them. rolleyes
Quote by JGL
We met a guy once who was, how shall I say it, really small in the trouser department :shock:
He must have had the smallest dick in the world and no matter how I contorted myself into position, he just couldn't get it in :!: confused
Eventually he decided he'd try it doggy style and he pushed and shoved, banging away for all he was worth. After much grunting and groaning he said he'd cum but I know he'd faked it. Either that or he'd had a dry cum too rolleyes
So yes some guys do fake it, although up to that point I had never thought it possible redface
Tracy-Jayne

you've still not meet me yet!!!!!!!
Oh believe me JGL there is no one smaller than this guy - poor soul he is :?
Anyway is that a threat or a promise? Maybe you could take a detour on your way down to Cornwall . . . . :twisted:
T-J
Quote by RedHot
We met a guy once who was, how shall I say it, really small in the trouser department :shock:
He must have had the smallest dick in the world and no matter how I contorted myself into position, he just couldn't get it in :!: confused
Eventually he decided he'd try it doggy style and he pushed and shoved, banging away for all he was worth. After much grunting and groaning he said he'd cum but I know he'd faked it. Either that or he'd had a dry cum too rolleyes
So yes some guys do fake it, although up to that point I had never thought it possible redface
Tracy-Jayne

you've still not meet me yet!!!!!!!
Oh believe me JGL there is no one smaller than this guy - poor soul he is :?
Anyway is that a threat or a promise? Maybe you could take a detour on your way down to Cornwall . . . . :twisted:
T-J
mmmmmmm your not that far from cornwall so i could alway get a connection! mmmmm wink
This is my honest opinion, I'm not taking the piss....
So what if people (male or female) fake orgasms........... I don't care, as long as I have fun, that's all that matters really.... unless I want to get a cum shot on cam, then I guess it does matter............ confused
OK, OK, I've already got my coat on and I will shut the door behind me on this cold night bolt
Quote by bluexxx
This is my honest opinion, I'm not taking the piss....
So what if people (male or female) fake orgasms........... I don't care, as long as I have fun, that's all that matters really.... unless I want to get a cum shot on cam, then I guess it does matter............ confused
OK, OK, I've already got my coat on and I will shut the door behind me on this cold night bolt

Haaaaa haaaaa :haha: fair play to you blue!..
I however would hate to think anyones faked it with me!.. and saying that .. dont reckon you'd do yourselves any favours anyway...
But the again.. as Blue says... who gives a F**k?..
And i def dont think id be able to fake a cum shot on cam!.. i mean who could,?
I'd never fake it dunno
If someone got me that close but couldn't actually make me cum then I'd have to reach down and finish the job myself redface
Dawn :silly:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'd never fake it dunno
If someone got me that close but couldn't actually make me cum then I'd have to reach down and finish the job myself redface
Dawn :silly:

thats my girl!!!..... take note ladies!! wink
yep faked it once, the ex was boreing the living hell out of me so i got it over with, hence that is why she is my ex
the more i think about it the more i wonder why the hell i stayed there (very crap sex)
FECK
I added my vote before I read the post sad
Never everever would or have I faked it. would rather spend the time having fun and showing a guy what makes me tick than lying and cheating myself out of a potential good time.
yep ive faked it, it is possible but dont really want to explain how or for that matter why, lol, bit too much detail there and history for that matter and only once, i felt so ashamed haahaa, lol,
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'd never fake it dunno
If someone got me that close but couldn't actually make me cum then I'd have to reach down and finish the job myself redface
Dawn :silly:

Absolutely agree with Dawn here
xxx
Quote by Calista
would rather spend the time having fun and showing a guy what makes me tick than lying and cheating myself out of a potential good time.

More women should be like that.
Sex is, after all, a mutual pleasure.
Quote by Kit
I'd never fake it dunno
If someone got me that close but couldn't actually make me cum then I'd have to reach down and finish the job myself redface
Dawn :silly:

Absolutely agree with Dawn here
xxx
kiss Kit
Nice to see you back posting biggrin
Dawn :silly:
once - and I didn;t get away with it.
I was so tired and I wasn;t cumming for anyone, but she got so pissed with me, and told me to fuck her until I did.
It took a looonnnnnnnnngggggggg time.
redface
Quote by RedHot
We met a guy once who was, how shall I say it, really small in the trouser department :shock:
He must have had the smallest dick in the world and no matter how I contorted myself into position, he just couldn't get it in :!: confused

Why is it all my ex-lovers seem to post about our private adventures on this forum? :shock:
Quote by roger743
We met a guy once who was, how shall I say it, really small in the trouser department :shock:
He must have had the smallest dick in the world and no matter how I contorted myself into position, he just couldn't get it in :!: confused

Why is it all my ex-lovers seem to post about our private adventures on this forum? :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now you've let the cat out of the bag Roger, and there was me being discreet and not naming names wink
T-J
I don't believe it's possible to fake it convincingly. I mean, for a start, how do make your hair stand on end, your teeth rattle and your eyes turn 360 degrees? dunno
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'd never fake it dunno
If someone got me that close but couldn't actually make me cum then I'd have to reach down and finish the job myself redface
Dawn :silly:

I'm with Dawn on this one too
Nothing wrong with giving things a helping hand :lickface:
I don't believe in faking orgasms. I'm lucky that at the moment i'm having the best sex ever so wouldn't need to.
However in the past if i've felt unsatisfied i would say so, faking an orgasm just makes things worse - you need to let people know where they are going wrong and work on it from there - IMHO.