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Have u ever Faked it

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Quote by Ice Pie
I don't believe it's possible to fake it convincingly. I mean, for a start, how do make your hair stand on end, your teeth rattle and your eyes turn 360 degrees? dunno
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this is qiute easy to do, but condom is a must( 3 or 4 better to insulate the lady) just at the point you want to finish...stick fingers into wall socket, or bedside lamp fitting...instant fake orgasm...please dont try this, i am a trained idiot, and so qualified to carry out hairbrained, outrageous stunts. :shock:
oh, i have never had to fake an orgasm...i can always find a way to cum biggrin
Sex God
Quote by teppic
I don't believe it's possible to fake it convincingly. I mean, for a start, how do make your hair stand on end, your teeth rattle and your eyes turn 360 degrees? dunno
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this is qiute easy to do, but condom is a must( 3 or 4 better to insulate the lady) just at the point you want to finish...stick fingers into wall socket, or bedside lamp fitting...instant fake orgasm...please dont try this, i am a trained idiot, and so qualified to carry out hairbrained, outrageous stunts. :shock:
oh, i have never had to fake an orgasm...i can always find a way to cum biggrin
rotflmao :rotflmao: Wetting myself here!
Orgasminator
Have faked it on occasion when couldn't be arsed and also have played Dawns 'help yourself' card when i know im not coing to cum through regular sex so i give myself a helping hand wink
Quote by Ice Pie
I don't believe it's possible to fake it convincingly. I mean, for a start, how do make your hair stand on end, your teeth rattle and your eyes turn 360 degrees? dunno
,
this is qiute easy to do, but condom is a must( 3 or 4 better to insulate the lady) just at the point you want to finish...stick fingers into wall socket, or bedside lamp fitting...instant fake orgasm...please dont try this, i am a trained idiot, and so qualified to carry out hairbrained, outrageous stunts. :shock:
oh, i have never had to fake an orgasm...i can always find a way to cum biggrin
rotflmao :rotflmao: Wetting myself here!
glad you liked!!!!!!!! and glad saturday went well, i had a lovely meal with venus and mars, pre-arranged, so couldn't let them down...maybe next time :D
Quote by Ice Pie
I mean, for a start, how do make your eyes turn 360 degrees?

Ummm... Ice, if you turn your eyes 360 degrees, they look exactly the same as if they didn't turn at alll...
Sex God
No, I've never faked it...but I have had quite a few orgasms that didn't include ejaculation.
Hmm, with that in mind, I suppose I could fake it if I wanted to! :grin:
~Reese! surprised
Sexlightened
I faked it one time,then they contacted the uni where i said i got my 1st class honours degree and i got Duncan Smith :shock:
Warming the Bed
I've not faked it myself and I agree that there is no point, it's more fun to either help the other person along with ideas or to take hold of the situation myself, so to speak.
What does kill the mood though is if the other person gets downhearted about not being able to "get you to come". I find that helping them out and/or joining in take away any potential emabrassment/feelings of insecurity.
I reckon I could fake it as I've had a few orgasms without ejaculating and vice versa.
hhhmmmmmmm . . . got me thinking a bit this thread . . .
well i wouldn't know how to fake one, cos usually there's a bit of evidence. not a lot sometimes depending on . . well too much detail, but evidence all the same . . .
for a bloke, making the woman come is a kinda biggie eh? sort of disappointed and a bit of an issue why not etc, but what about if a bloke doesn't come?
sometimes, no matter what i do or she does, it just doesn't happen. so . . . do women feel offended / disappointed by it? usually involves alcohol, and i don't have a problem if i don't cos it ain't all about my orgasm, and usually i've either had one already, or know at some point i will anyways, so i'd never even attempt a fake?
just wondering?
n x x x ;)
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
sometimes, no matter what i do or she does, it just doesn't happen. so . . . do women feel offended / disappointed by it? usually involves alcohol, and i don't have a problem if i don't cos it ain't all about my orgasm, and usually i've either had one already, or know at some point i will anyways, so i'd never even attempt a fake?
just wondering?
n x x x ;)

i wouldn't feel disappointed or offended .. the act of shagging, having fun, having a giggle is enough to make me feel it was worthwhile.
Calista x
Orgasminator
OMG Calista get yourself round here im crap at shagging and your the only one who would ever not mind!
Quote by Ice Pie
I don't believe it's possible to fake it convincingly. I mean, for a start, how do make your hair stand on end, your teeth rattle and your eyes turn 360 degrees? dunno

Looking at this months bank statement should do the trick
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Warming the Bed
I have once. It was when I was on an open university course and at the week long summer school.
Me and a mate had taken 2 women from the course to the coast (just for an innocent day out). Anyway, these 2 had decided that they were going to have us, so I ended up with one of them back in my room.
Unfortunately, I was so knackered from the day out, the drinks and the chatting (it was gone 3am by the time we actually got to bed) that after about half an hour I faked it, just so that I could get to sleep.
Made up for it later though, as about a year later she paid me a visit from Scotland for a few days and there was no faking then...... unless she did cool
Sexlightened
Yes ive faked it just the having sex because i could,not because i wanted to..........the lady was someone i knew vaguely who i found mildly attractive,it was dull i was getting bored so yeah i faked it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, redface surprisedops: :oops:
the condom helped.......felt no guilt just relief it was over :oops: :oops:
Forum Virgin
i did once, i finished in record time and she was gaggin for it so i had to keep it together and once she was done i "exploded" in the most dramatic orgasm ever! then i put the tele on biggrin
Sexpert
I agree with Neilinleed's last post, also referred to above.
Why fake it - I suppose if it's a one-nighter, they might wonder if it's a longer term problem or just down to the pressure/drink/.. Might be reason to want to then. But otherwise, it just means I'd spend more effort trying to do it for them if you get the feeling it's not going to happen for you that time (not that it's happened much, and actually not that I'm a 1-night stand person either, just to add my disclaimer). Never faked it, don't think I would. Don't know if I could realistically anyway, I'm far too honest. Certainly had some memorable times when I've been busy with a partner and it's taken a while or we've conked out before I've let loose. Lengthens the experience, more chance to try out positions and activities - no bad thing in any book I'm sure.
Warming the Bed
I onced faked that i was wanking and had an orgasm while having phone sex but I dont know if that really counts. I really was not in the mood so I just played along pretending I was actuly doing it. I remember smiling to myself at the time thinking she was probably doing the same thing on the other end of the line lol
Sex God
I will have to agree with Dawn and Lil Bunny on this one as well.
I was with an ex who was doing a not so good job of pleasuring me, so after she gave up I put my hand down there and fineshed the job myself.
Mike
Quote by bluexxx
This is my honest opinion, I'm not taking the piss....
So what if people (male or female) fake orgasms........... I don't care, as long as I have fun, that's all that matters really.... unless I want to get a cum shot on cam, then I guess it does matter............ confused
OK, OK, I've already got my coat on and I will shut the door behind me on this cold night bolt

Well thinking about the female faker it matters only in so far as the male has not achieved what he wants achieve he only thinks he has. This falsifies the relationship on both sides, he thinks he's hot shit, she thinks he doesn't cut the mustard, in the long run it's hard to see it surviving. If on the other hand we're discussing casual sex here, then fine.
Warming the Bed
LOL...I too voted before reading the posting....Will make a mental note to read first and then vote later. Although the question is directed at the men, I will answer anyway, heck yes I have faked in the past but one of my new years resolutions is to stop faking the orgasm and do as several other members suggested, finish the job myself...
Warming the Bed
Awwwww, thanks Scandal, thats sweet...
Sexlightened
a mate of mine has fiaked by taking girl from behind, pulling out and spitting on her back.....
Warming the Bed
yeah faked it with an ex!! Easy for women. I'd of thought not so easy for men, I personally always feel it? anyone with me on that? or just me? confused
I've faked it once before, but only when I was too shagged to carry on. Didn't want to give the impression I'd stopped halfway through though. Had enough nagging that I never finish jobs around the house rolleyes :roll: lol
Warming the Bed
Yep I have once or twice and it's not as easy as you think, not only do you have to get the breathing right the timing of the short thrusts are critical lol
I can honestly say that i have never faked it in my life....... what is the point?
If yr not enjoying it..... say so..... and change something.... position .... technique.... whatever it takes.... but never ever fake it....
equi-princess xxx
Having had some amazing partners, I'm pleased to say that I've never needed to fake....
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'd never fake it dunno
If someone got me that close but couldn't actually make me cum then I'd have to reach down and finish the job myself redface
Dawn :silly:

I can't believe I said that, oh well, that still stands surprisedops:
See another thread on a similar topic:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/32625.html
Casanova
Quote by JGL
As I always use protection. i can fake it and get away with it.
JGL

OK with you so far but as I always end up being the one that picks up the - shall we say 'discarded litter' - I'm still gonna know. And, no, guys don't fake it.
Do they?
Jezzay.