this one is for the Blokes!!
you alway here about woman fakeing orgasams. but how many blokes actually fake them.
the only reason why i'm asking casue it came up in converation over the weekend, and i thought it was a rare thing but out of the few blokes who were chating all had said at at least one point in out life (including myself!...)?
so DO U ??
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Have u ever Faked it
Oh shit :doh:
Note to self - read the first post before voting on the poll!
Still on topic though ....
It was a while ago now that my boyfriend at the time told me that men can fake orgasm.I was shocked! I always assumed that if they ejaculate then an orgasm accompanies that but apparently not.
That set me off on a major paranoia trip. I was even cosidering ringing as many past lovers that I could (remember
that is) to ask if they'd faked it. The chances are, I probably did, so if we both faked it, what was the bloody point?? 
Since joining this site, I can honestly, truly say I have never faked!
Note to self - read the first post before voting on the poll!
Still on topic though ....
It was a while ago now that my boyfriend at the time told me that men can fake orgasm.I was shocked! I always assumed that if they ejaculate then an orgasm accompanies that but apparently not.
That set me off on a major paranoia trip. I was even cosidering ringing as many past lovers that I could (remember
that is) to ask if they'd faked it. The chances are, I probably did, so if we both faked it, what was the bloody point?? Since joining this site, I can honestly, truly say I have never faked!
All the time - I've never had a real orgasm in my life, I am still looking for the woman who can give me one.
Most of them just don't know the spots to REALLY turn a man on, and why do they all treat your nipples like they are radio dials? It's like they are trying to find Womens hour on radio whatever!
lhk
Kat - still living in hope!
Most of them just don't know the spots to REALLY turn a man on, and why do they all treat your nipples like they are radio dials? It's like they are trying to find Womens hour on radio whatever!
lhk
Kat - still living in hope!
Sex God
That set me off on a major paranoia trip. I was even cosidering ringing as many past lovers that I could (remembernot being cheeky marya would that mean ya having a really big phone bill lol
!
Sex God
Well I did the same trick as you Marya 
so on that note ile erm
so on that note ile erm
Sex God
We met a guy once who was, how shall I say it, really small in the trouser department :shock:
He must have had the smallest dick in the world and no matter how I contorted myself into position, he just couldn't get it in :!:
Eventually he decided he'd try it doggy style and he pushed and shoved, banging away for all he was worth. After much grunting and groaning he said he'd cum but I know he'd faked it. Either that or he'd had a dry cum too
So yes some guys do fake it, although up to that point I had never thought it possible
Tracy-Jayne
He must have had the smallest dick in the world and no matter how I contorted myself into position, he just couldn't get it in :!:
Eventually he decided he'd try it doggy style and he pushed and shoved, banging away for all he was worth. After much grunting and groaning he said he'd cum but I know he'd faked it. Either that or he'd had a dry cum too
So yes some guys do fake it, although up to that point I had never thought it possible
Tracy-Jayne
Quote by Marya
Oh shit :doh:
Note to self - read the first post before voting on the poll!
Still on topic though ....
It was a while ago now that my boyfriend at the time told me that men can fake orgasm.I was shocked! I always assumed that if they ejaculate then an orgasm accompanies that but apparently not.
That set me off on a major paranoia trip. I was even cosidering ringing as many past lovers that I could (remember
Since joining this site, I can honestly, truly say I have never faked!
as i always use protection. i can fake it and get away with it.
i vary rarely cum through having sex (might be strange cumming from a bloke) so if it gets to the point when my legs are giving up or it the enjoyment factors gone i will fake it.
JGL
Quote by RedHot
We met a guy once who was, how shall I say it, really small in the trouser department :shock:
He must have had the smallest dick in the world and no matter how I contorted myself into position, he just couldn't get it in :!:
Eventually he decided he'd try it doggy style and he pushed and shoved, banging away for all he was worth. After much grunting and groaning he said he'd cum but I know he'd faked it. Either that or he'd had a dry cum too
So yes some guys do fake it, although up to that point I had never thought it possible
Tracy-Jayne
you've still not meet me yet!!!!!!!
Quote by Maryanot being cheeky marya would that mean ya having a really big phone bill lol
That set me off on a major paranoia trip. I was even cosidering ringing as many past lovers that I could (remember
!
Nah, it's free after 6pm
Me too
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: I think the advent of condom useage has made it easier for men to fakei it. Al they have to do is get there breathing right and then hastily retreat to the bathroom to get rid of the evidence!!! Far too easy for them.
Sex God
Quote by JGL
We met a guy once who was, how shall I say it, really small in the trouser department :shock:
He must have had the smallest dick in the world and no matter how I contorted myself into position, he just couldn't get it in :!:
Eventually he decided he'd try it doggy style and he pushed and shoved, banging away for all he was worth. After much grunting and groaning he said he'd cum but I know he'd faked it. Either that or he'd had a dry cum too
So yes some guys do fake it, although up to that point I had never thought it possible
Tracy-Jayne
you've still not meet me yet!!!!!!!
Oh believe me JGL there is no one smaller than this guy - poor soul he is :?
Anyway is that a threat or a promise? Maybe you could take a detour on your way down to Cornwall . . . . :twisted:
T-J
Quote by RedHot
We met a guy once who was, how shall I say it, really small in the trouser department :shock:
He must have had the smallest dick in the world and no matter how I contorted myself into position, he just couldn't get it in :!:
Eventually he decided he'd try it doggy style and he pushed and shoved, banging away for all he was worth. After much grunting and groaning he said he'd cum but I know he'd faked it. Either that or he'd had a dry cum too
So yes some guys do fake it, although up to that point I had never thought it possible
Tracy-Jayne
you've still not meet me yet!!!!!!!
Oh believe me JGL there is no one smaller than this guy - poor soul he is :?
Anyway is that a threat or a promise? Maybe you could take a detour on your way down to Cornwall . . . . :twisted:
T-J
mmmmmmm your not that far from cornwall so i could alway get a connection! mmmmm
Sex God
This is my honest opinion, I'm not taking the piss....
So what if people (male or female) fake orgasms........... I don't care, as long as I have fun, that's all that matters really.... unless I want to get a cum shot on cam, then I guess it does matter............
OK, OK, I've already got my coat on and I will shut the door behind me on this cold night
So what if people (male or female) fake orgasms........... I don't care, as long as I have fun, that's all that matters really.... unless I want to get a cum shot on cam, then I guess it does matter............
OK, OK, I've already got my coat on and I will shut the door behind me on this cold night
Quote by bluexxx
This is my honest opinion, I'm not taking the piss....
So what if people (male or female) fake orgasms........... I don't care, as long as I have fun, that's all that matters really.... unless I want to get a cum shot on cam, then I guess it does matter............
OK, OK, I've already got my coat on and I will shut the door behind me on this cold night
Haaaaa haaaaa :haha: fair play to you blue!..
I however would hate to think anyones faked it with me!.. and saying that .. dont reckon you'd do yourselves any favours anyway...
But the again.. as Blue says... who gives a F**k?..
And i def dont think id be able to fake a cum shot on cam!.. i mean who could,?
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'd never fake it
If someone got me that close but couldn't actually make me cum then I'd have to reach down and finish the job myself
Dawn :silly:
thats my girl!!!..... take note ladies!!
Sex God
yep ive faked it, it is possible but dont really want to explain how or for that matter why, lol, bit too much detail there and history for that matter and only once, i felt so ashamed haahaa, lol,
Kit
Quote by RedHot
We met a guy once who was, how shall I say it, really small in the trouser department :shock:
He must have had the smallest dick in the world and no matter how I contorted myself into position, he just couldn't get it in :!:
Why is it all my ex-lovers seem to post about our private adventures on this forum? :shock:
Sex God
Quote by roger743
We met a guy once who was, how shall I say it, really small in the trouser department :shock:
He must have had the smallest dick in the world and no matter how I contorted myself into position, he just couldn't get it in :!:
Why is it all my ex-lovers seem to post about our private adventures on this forum? :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Now you've let the cat out of the bag Roger, and there was me being discreet and not naming names
T-J
Sex God
I don't believe it's possible to fake it convincingly. I mean, for a start, how do make your hair stand on end, your teeth rattle and your eyes turn 360 degrees?
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'd never fake it
If someone got me that close but couldn't actually make me cum then I'd have to reach down and finish the job myself
Dawn :silly:
I'm with Dawn on this one too
Nothing wrong with giving things a helping hand :lickface:
I don't believe in faking orgasms. I'm lucky that at the moment i'm having the best sex ever so wouldn't need to.
However in the past if i've felt unsatisfied i would say so, faking an orgasm just makes things worse - you need to let people know where they are going wrong and work on it from there - IMHO.
However in the past if i've felt unsatisfied i would say so, faking an orgasm just makes things worse - you need to let people know where they are going wrong and work on it from there - IMHO.
