Hello all

29 Dec 2003

Well, here it is, my very first post in the forum!
After browsing through the site for a few months now and after giving it a lot of thought, i've decided to take the plunge in to SwingingHeaven, possibly changing my life forever, hopefully for the best!
I've read with great interest a lot of the topics and you all seem a great bunch of people, the main reason i've added my name to the members list, so credit to you all, the fly the flag very well indeed.
Anyway, a little about myself! First of all, i'm one of those single males, not liked by many, accepted by some and welcomed by few, but I understand that and respects peoples wishes.
Secondly, I am totally new to swinging and I don't know any swingers (not the kinda question that comes up in too many conversations I guess, so I may know some!!!). redface

Thirdly, and please no-one take offence to this, but it would appear that I am below the average age, i'm 25. That doesn't cause me a problem, but I fear it could hinder my chances of survival in the swinging world!?!? Anyone have any comments on that?
And finally i'm no sex god or super hunk, just your average kinda guy, albeit a little more devilish :twisted:
So, what i'm looking for is to make some likeminded friends, a gentle introduction to swinging and a good time! (Not after much eh!)
Well thats me, hopefully i've put myself across well. I'll improve my profile when I have a little more time and i'll also start added my two pence worth to some of the other topics if thats ok?
Thanks for reading my drivel, bye for now,
M x biggrin

29 Dec 2003

Welcome MidlandsSwingerMale!
An excellent opening post if I may say so - you're a credit to the Single Male fraternity!
I hope you enjoy your time in the Forum - having dipped your toe in, the best way is to totally immerse yourself. So come on in - the essential oil-scented water is lovely!
Sappho xxx

29 Dec 2003

Hi there!
As Sappho said - good posting!
WOW! A single male that does not want to show us his huge endowment! (Or is that in the second posting?) lol

:lol:
Don't worry about physical age - have to say we did have an issue with it until quite recently, and we are now comfortable swinging with much younger people once we know they have got this whole swinging thing straight in the head. Someone has opened my eyes recently - and what a revelation!
Drivel away - we all do!
BTW - If you see Wilma - ignore her!
Fred
GOM
(Grumpy Old Man)

29 Dec 2003

Seems weird to have posted for my first time only a few days ago and here I am also wishing you greetings !
I feel like I've been on the board for ages already - I've no idea if thats a good or bad thing but I know I like it !!!
May you enjoy the fun and frolics !
Carpathian

29 Dec 2003

You know it's a good thing and you love it Carpathian! :twisted:

29 Dec 2003

Quote by midlandswingermale
you all seem a great bunch of people

They are, if my instincts are correct. They've all made me very welcome - even when I've inadvertantly put my foot in it once already on here !

Quote by Sappho
You know it's a good thing and you love it Carpathian! :twisted:

You are talking about the forum, aren't you ? wink

Carpathian

29 Dec 2003

even when I've inadvertantly put my foot in it once already on here !

Oh no Carpathian, please don't feel the need to apologise for that brilliant observation.
I have had so much fun watching Kat desperately struggling to preserve what little credibility he already didn't have! :twisted:
:happy: :rose:
Kit
xxx

29 Dec 2003

And 'Welcome' MidlandsSwingerMale - don't forget to ask Kat about his German PenPal when you see him wink

Kit
xxx

29 Dec 2003

{Carpathian executes a Matrix-style slow motion dive to hide behind the sofa}

29 Dec 2003

Hiya Midlands male, I will add my greetings to Kits
Carpy, while you are behind the sofa, can you have a look for the last vestiges of my self respect, credibility and self esteem, I seem to remember you were the last one to have them in your hands, before you cruelly cast them aside like a twice used condom! :sad:
*Kat wanders off dressed only in his horsehair and barbed wire shirt to flagellate himself mercilessly *
lhk
Kat

29 Dec 2003

Hello Midlandsswinger, welcome.... are you bi? :twisted: 8) - not that I'm really bothered, I just have a mission, that's all.
Fantastic martial arts skills, Carparthian - shame you don't use them for more than diving behind the sofa wink

29 Dec 2003

And welcome from me too!
As for Carp - love the style. It's about time someone sorted out Kate.

:happy: :rotflmao:

29 Dec 2003

Yet another '' welcome ''
hope you enjoy your time here as much as i am so far.
B :twisted:

29 Dec 2003

Hello and welcome!
Great post, we are not all opposed to single guys (though at the mo' we are concentrating on ) and can say we have had some good times with guys joining us!
As to the age question, sure you are gonna find those who will dismiss you out of hand...we have been there and experienced it, but some folk will see you for who you reallly are. If you are genuine and honest then you will find people who want to swing with you, only thing is it takes patience. We find that people find swinging at the age when they are ready, maturity of years does not necessarily bring maturity of ability to cope with the scene! Only when you trly hit it off with someone do you realise how fantastic this lifestyle is. It will happen for you, and we have to say there is less age discrimination on this site than many others.
We are having great fun swinging with people we met on here and we feel we have gained real friends too.
Well, I will wish you lots of luck and happy times in the
forum, there are some really good people here!
Lots of luv
Fran
xxxxxxxx

30 Dec 2003

Quote by FacialFran
We find that people find swinging at the age when they are ready, maturity of years does not necessarily bring maturity of ability to cope with the scene! Only when you truly hit it off with someone do you realise how fantastic this lifestyle is.

How old did you say you were Fran - 62?
How true those words are though.....
*whispers* "Fran - something in your hair hun..."
And it only gets better with time midlandswingermale - and it took us a long time to find the right balance for us but it was worth every minute of the wait.
Good luck
Fred

30 Dec 2003

Nice one midsmale, well put, me thinks you will get on great here, have fun mate, we do wink

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PoshnBecks

30 Dec 2003

64 actually Fred, *whispers* it certainly isn't conditioner!
Fran
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30 Dec 2003

Thanks everyone for your very warm welcome, and thanks for your thoughts on the age issue, all your comments have been very encouraging!

Hello Midlandsswinger, welcome.... are you bi? - not that I'm really bothered, I just have a mission, that's all.

No i'm not Blue... sorry! biggrin

Well, hopefully chat to everyone in the forums at some point, I think the New Year is a promising one!
Take care,
M x :D

30 Dec 2003

Quote by midlandswingermale
No i'm not Blue... sorry!

The correct answer is

No, I'm not bi yet

You were close though smile

30 Dec 2003

Hee hee, well done DJohn, you're learning!

30 Dec 2003

Welcome, welcome welcome!
Have fun!!
Love
wilma
x x x x

30 Dec 2003

Hee hee, well done DJohn, you're learning!

Damn you people!!!! :twisted: lol

30 Dec 2003

Um, Have I done you MSM? confused

Just doing the rounds saying hello - I think Kit and I both did you didn't we? lol

lhk
Kat

30 Dec 2003

Could you define what you mean by "done you"?
dunno

Love
Wilma
x x x x
(ps - how are you Kat darling??)

30 Dec 2003

:shock:
Not too sure Kit/Kat/Kat/Kit!?!?! wink

M x

30 Dec 2003

(ps - how are you Kat darling??)

All the better for seing you my sweet.

Not too sure Kit/Kat/Kat/Kit!?!?!

Don't fret M, soon, it just won't matter any more! wink

lhk
Kat

30 Dec 2003

ooo eeerrr boink

your getting me all excited now!!!

30 Dec 2003

No i'm not Blue... sorry!

That didn't last long did it?
KAT wink

30 Dec 2003

:taz: ok, hands up! You got me!!! :grin:
I dunno, been here 5 minutes and you've already changed my sexuality... what could possible happen next!?!?! wink

30 Dec 2003

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I don't know if this will help you but, my answer is "yes, I am bi-sexual, but Kit will not let me sleep with other men, that is her job."
Gets Blue off your back - Literally! Without ever having to actually DO anything about it wink

Just hope Blue never catches on! :eeek:
lhk
Kat