Horny and out of control!

28 Jan 2005

Just thought I`d share :mrgreen:
I know, it`s a crap thread, which absolutely, positively, deserves to be locked! However, I cannot be expected to start a decent thread when my nipples are trying to munch thier way through my duvet :shock: :shock: :shock: (which incidently I am naked underneath :rascal smile

Ok people, show`s over, go back to your business! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

How're you typing?

28 Jan 2005

Where do you live again Venus? :twisted:

28 Jan 2005

i'm on my way
only to make the coffee...do you want suger?

28 Jan 2005

get a vibrator and deal with it like the rest of us do! rolleyes

<tuts>
FFS, you can't waltz in saying things like that! You might awaken the beasties that lurk in the one liner pm bin somewhere round here.
They sneak into your inbox and say things like
"fancy a shag?"
lol

28 Jan 2005

Quote by roger743
How're you typing?

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Seems my nipples are more talented than I gave them credit for :shock: :shock: :shock:
Gem, I don`t have one banghead

It broke! :cry:
nuff of the one liners you buggers! Cheers for that Gem! :huh: wink

Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

Any chance I can munch through your Duvet to meet up with those sweet nipples confused

:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
So what can we do about it ?
even us blokes wake up with a ragin hard on ! (wheres the cat........again !!!)

i find a dog, and a full jar of marmite realy hits the spot wink

28 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Gem, I don`t have one It broke! :cry:
nuff of the one liners you buggers! Cheers for that Gem! :huh:
Venusxxx

I managed to break mine too! Blew the batteries up and still havent got around to replacing it yet! redface

Maybe my talented nipples could write you a one liner to keep you amused! ;)
:rascal:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by teppic
So what can we do about it ?
even us blokes wake up with a ragin hard on ! (wheres the cat........again !!!)

i find a dog, and a full jar of marmite realy hits the spot wink

Marmite?!! That`s not right! :shock: confused

:? :?
Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

wow - how do you break a vibrator? has its engine blown?
thats impressive - well done!

28 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
So what can we do about it ?
even us blokes wake up with a ragin hard on ! (wheres the cat........again !!!)

i find a dog, and a full jar of marmite realy hits the spot wink

Marmite?!! That`s not right! :shock: confused

:? :?
Venusxxx
i use marmite because i cant stand the taste of pedigree chum :? :shock:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Benni
wow - how do you break a vibrator? has its engine blown?
thats impressive - well done!

It overheated redface

ops: :oops:
I lose all the best ones like that sad

Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

Broken vibrator?????? What a complete mare!
Haven't you got something you can improvise with hunni?? dunno

I'll send Eagerslut back over - just don't tire him out before the weekend !! :twisted: :twisted:

28 Jan 2005

Well, my eldest has a massage thingie, but it seems a little bad and wrong to be using that! confused

:? :?
Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Well, my eldest has a massage thingie, but it seems a little bad and wrong to be using that! :? :?
Venusxxx

What about straddling the washing machine?? - means you'd have to get out of bed tho!!

28 Jan 2005

Try sitting on top of the washing machine while its on a spin programe and see if you have a coarrot or courgette you can use at the same time!!

28 Jan 2005

Quote by KcKat
- means you'd have to get out of bed tho!!

Now you are just being extreme! evil

Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Try sitting on top of the washing machine while its on a spin programe and see if you have a coarrot or courgette you can use at the same time!!

OOOOOOoooh!!! Foxy!:twisted: :twisted: I've never even thought of trying that.........
/off to look in the fridge to see if theres any courgettes left!!!!
bolt

28 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Just thought I`d share :mrgreen:
I know, it`s a crap thread, which absolutely, positively, deserves to be locked! However, I cannot be expected to start a decent thread when my nipples are trying to munch thier way through my duvet :shock: :shock: :shock: (which incidently I am naked underneath :rascal
Ok people, show`s over, go back to your business! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Venusxxx

Obviously not getting enough sleep..... smackbottom

:P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by venusnmars
I am not thinking of flicking my tongue slowly over your clit

Which bit did I misquote?! Eh, eh, which bit?!!! ^^^^^^^ that bit?
Ok, I`ll stand corrected!

I am thinking of flicking my tongue slowly over your clit

Better? :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Oh shit! Reese`s penis made me fuck up the entire post I was supposed to be quoting and editing! Not bloody editing!!
REESE YOU ASSASSIN! mad

Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

bloody hell Venus!
It's a long time since I got PMs like that! :shock:
I need my inbox filling with porno flith like that now and again! lol

28 Jan 2005

How long has it been since you sentthem?!! :grrrr:
Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

/double takes......
Easy! What the fuck are you doing with Dawn`s tits?! :shock:
Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
/double takes......
Easy! What the fuck are you doing with Dawn`s tits?! :shock:
Venusxxx

And Teppic too!! Thought I was going mad

28 Jan 2005

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/33667.html
Try this one Venus,
It might explain a few things! lol

28 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
Can you forward that person onto me please! I need my inbox filling with porno flith like that now and again!

You want me to send your PMs back? Sad, very sad. rotflmao

Kc, thankyou, I was beginning to think I was so horny I was starting to hallucinate :shock:
Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/33667.html
Try this one Venus,
It might explain a few things!

Gem! All that bouncing! I can`t cope! :crazy:
Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

How dare you misquote me to make me sound like a naughty little pervert! :smackbottom:
Official complaint! MODS!
I wish to complain about the post and PM whore Venus. She misquoted me and everything then insults and abuses and threatens me in PM too!
I call for temp deactivation for her so she can catch up on some sleep! :rascal: lol

Sod??? ME????? :lol: YUP! :smug:
*flounces out in a Venus style way just to piss her off even more! biggrin

28 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
How're you typing?

Seems my nipples are more talented than I gave them credit for :shock: :shock: :shock:
venus-
ooh - seems we have something in common, then - some years ago, i discovered that i could type with my penis - used to do it on the webcam, to amuse vix - in fact, i've typed this entire post using nothing but my penis - hmm, perhaps we should get your nipples and my penis together and do something novel ;-]
-reese