Directions: Ask yourself the following questions.
For every 'Yes' give yourself 2 points then add up your points at the end to find out How Bad Are You Really?
It's that easy.....
Questions: Have You Ever...?
1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day?
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital?
3 Had a one night stand?
4 Had a threesome?
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence?
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble?
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week?
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day?
9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them?
10Snorted cocaine?
11 Dealt drugs for money?
12Given oral sex in a public place?
13Received oral sex in a public place?
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person?
15Screwed someone over five years older than you?
16 Cheated on someone with their friend?
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom?
18 Beaten someone up?
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up?
20 Played pull a pig?
21 Tried it on with a minger for money?
22 Got high/drunk in school?
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school?
24 Got naked playing strip polka?
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex?
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)?
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)?
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club?
29Been skinny dipping?
30Been to a strip club?
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance?
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad)
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous?
34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you?
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it?
36Had sex on the beach?
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money?
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them?
39 Been called a slag?
40 Called your mum a bitch?
41 Been videoed having sex?
42 Got off on watching porn?
43 Had a shag in your parents bed?
44 Given oral sex in a moving car?
45 Killed an animal?
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them?
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk)
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex?
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both?
The highest possible score is 100!!! at the end it's that easy...
The highest possible score is 100!!! at the end. It's that easy.....
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How Bad Are You Really?
1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? - No
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? - No
3 Had a one night stand? - Yes
4 Had a threesome? - No
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? - NO
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? - No
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? - Yes
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? - No
9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? - NO
10Snorted cocaine? - No
11 Dealt drugs for money? - No
12Given oral sex in a public place? - Yes (recently
13Received oral sex in a public place? - No
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? - NO
15Screwed someone over five years older than you? - Yes
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? - No
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? - N
18 Beaten someone up? - No
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? - No
20 Played pull a pig? - No??? What is this?
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? - No
22 Got high/drunk in school? - No
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? - No
24 Got naked playing strip polka? - Yes
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? - Yes
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? - Yes
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? - No
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? - No
29Been skinny dipping? - Yes
30Been to a strip club? - No
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? - No
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) - No
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? - N
34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? - Yes
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? - No
36Had sex on the beach? - Yes
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? - No
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? Yes
39 Been called a slag? - No - don't think so!
40 Called your mum a bitch? - Yes
41 Been videoed having sex? - No
42 Got off on watching porn? - Maybe
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? - No
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? - No
45 Killed an animal? - No
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? - Yes
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) - No
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? - Yes
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? - Yes
Not very bad am I ???
ops:
:P
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? - No
3 Had a one night stand? - Yes
4 Had a threesome? - No
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? - NO
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? - No
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? - Yes
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? - No
9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? - NO
10Snorted cocaine? - No
11 Dealt drugs for money? - No
12Given oral sex in a public place? - Yes (recently
13Received oral sex in a public place? - No
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? - NO
15Screwed someone over five years older than you? - Yes
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? - No
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? - N
18 Beaten someone up? - No
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? - No
20 Played pull a pig? - No??? What is this?
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? - No
22 Got high/drunk in school? - No
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? - No
24 Got naked playing strip polka? - Yes
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? - Yes
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? - Yes
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? - No
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? - No
29Been skinny dipping? - Yes
30Been to a strip club? - No
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? - No
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) - No
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? - N
34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? - Yes
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? - No
36Had sex on the beach? - Yes
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? - No
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? Yes
39 Been called a slag? - No - don't think so!
40 Called your mum a bitch? - Yes
41 Been videoed having sex? - No
42 Got off on watching porn? - Maybe
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? - No
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? - No
45 Killed an animal? - No
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? - Yes
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) - No
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? - Yes
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? - Yes
Not very bad am I ???
ops: :P
Sex God
you know what? i was gonna try and add up my scores, even though i know full well i won't like the answer cos i am in fact an innocent angel type person, when i stumbled onto this . . . . .
that's bad ain't it? so how bad is it if you . . . . . .sod it i don't wanna know the answer to that one! :scared:
in my defence she was a very nice cousin, and we we're only 14 or so? full of hormones and a tad limited, so a . . . . . seemed perfectly ok at the time?
shite that makes it even worse don't it?
bollox!!!!
n x x x x ;)
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)?
that's bad ain't it? so how bad is it if you . . . . . .sod it i don't wanna know the answer to that one! :scared:
in my defence she was a very nice cousin, and we we're only 14 or so? full of hormones and a tad limited, so a . . . . . seemed perfectly ok at the time?
shite that makes it even worse don't it?
bollox!!!!
n x x x x ;)
Sex God
The above post was made by neilinleeds who would now like to be referred to as....... neilinalabama
Quote by MrFC
Directions: Ask yourself the following questions.
For every 'Yes' give yourself 2 points then add up your points at the end to find out How Bad Are You Really?
It's that easy.....
Questions: Have You Ever...?
1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? Yes
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? no
3 Had a one night stand? yes
4 Had a threesome? yes
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? no
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? no
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? yes
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? yes
9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? yes
10Snorted cocaine? no
11 Dealt drugs for money? no
12Given oral sex in a public place?yes
13Received oral sex in a public place? yes
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? no
15Screwed someone over five years older than you? yes
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? yes
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? yes
18 Beaten someone up? yes
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? no
20 Played pull a pig? no
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? no
22 Got high/drunk in school? no
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? no
24 Got naked playing strip polka? yes
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? yes
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? no
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? no
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? no
29Been skinny dipping? no
30Been to a strip club? no
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? no
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) no
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? yes
34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? yes
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? no
36Had sex on the beach? no
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? no
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? yes
39 Been called a slag? yes
40 Called your mum a bitch? yes
41 Been videoed having sex? no
42 Got off on watching porn? yes
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? yes
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? no
45 Killed an animal? yes
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? yes
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) no
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? no
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? yes
The highest possible score is 100!!! at the end it's that easy...
The highest possible score is 100!!! at the end. It's that easy.....
48
:disclaimer: I was very young!
Venusxxx
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Not very bad am I ???
I could take you to meet my mother!
:lol: :lol:But I've done other 'bad' stuff - just not on MrFC's list!! :shock:
:P
Jags, going over the edges when your colouring in doesn't count.
Quote by neilinleeds
you know what? i was gonna try and add up my scores, even though i know full well i won't like the answer cos i am in fact an innocent angel type person, when i stumbled onto this . . . . .
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)?
that's bad ain't it? so how bad is it if you . . . . . .sod it i don't wanna know the answer to that one! :scared:
in my defence she was a very nice cousin, and we we're only 14 or so? full of hormones and a tad limited, so a . . . . . seemed perfectly ok at the time?
shite that makes it even worse don't it?
bollox!!!!
n x x x x ;)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Just making sure noone else misses that like I nearly did! :twisted:
Venusxxx
1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? yes
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? yes
3 Had a one night stand? yes
4 Had a threesome? yes
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? no just a mars bar
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? yes
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? yes
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? yes
9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? yes
10Snorted cocaine? yes
11 Dealt drugs for money? no, well just a bit of weed
12Given oral sex in a public place? yes
13Received oral sex in a public place? yes
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? yes
15Screwed someone over five years older than you? yes about 25 years
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? yes, sister
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? yes
18 Beaten someone up? only once i was 15
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? does buying them alcohol count?
20 Played pull a pig? yes
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? no, just kicks
22 Got high/drunk in school? no, had sex in the school chapel though
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? yes
24 Got naked playing strip polka? strip Pontoon
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? yes
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? yes
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? no
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? yes
29Been skinny dipping? no
30Been to a strip club? no
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? no
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) no
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? yes George Clooney
34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? yes
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? no
36Had sex on the beach? yes
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? no
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? yes
39 Been called a slag? yes and a Cock Whore
40 Called your mum a bitch? behind her back so no
41 Been videoed having sex? yes
42 Got off on watching porn? yes
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? yes
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? yes
45 Killed an animal? no
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? no
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) yes
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? yes
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? yes and mother
Ok i count 70 am i a bad boy?
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? yes
3 Had a one night stand? yes
4 Had a threesome? yes
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? no just a mars bar
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? yes
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? yes
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? yes
9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? yes
10Snorted cocaine? yes
11 Dealt drugs for money? no, well just a bit of weed
12Given oral sex in a public place? yes
13Received oral sex in a public place? yes
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? yes
15Screwed someone over five years older than you? yes about 25 years
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? yes, sister
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? yes
18 Beaten someone up? only once i was 15
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? does buying them alcohol count?
20 Played pull a pig? yes
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? no, just kicks
22 Got high/drunk in school? no, had sex in the school chapel though
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? yes
24 Got naked playing strip polka? strip Pontoon
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? yes
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? yes
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? no
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? yes
29Been skinny dipping? no
30Been to a strip club? no
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? no
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) no
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? yes George Clooney
34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? yes
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? no
36Had sex on the beach? yes
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? no
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? yes
39 Been called a slag? yes and a Cock Whore
40 Called your mum a bitch? behind her back so no
41 Been videoed having sex? yes
42 Got off on watching porn? yes
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? yes
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? yes
45 Killed an animal? no
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? no
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) yes
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? yes
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? yes and mother
Ok i count 70 am i a bad boy?
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Sex God
It was noticed Venus
........davej goes into the kitchen whilst whistling 'duelling banjo's but can't think why.........
........davej goes into the kitchen whilst whistling 'duelling banjo's but can't think why.........
Directions: Ask yourself the following questions.
For every 'Yes' give yourself 2 points then add up your points at the end to find out How Bad Are You Really?
It's that easy.....
Questions: Have You Ever...?
1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? yes
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? yes
3 Had a one night stand? yes
4 Had a threesome? yes
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? no
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? no
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? yes
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? yes
9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? yes
10Snorted cocaine? no
11 Dealt drugs for money? no
12Given oral sex in a public place? yes
13Received oral sex in a public place? yes
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? no
15Screwed someone over five years older than you? yes
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? yes
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? yes
18 Beaten someone up? yes
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? no
20 Played pull a pig? yes
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? no
22 Got high/drunk in school? yes
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? not that I can remember :shock:
24 Got naked playing strip polka? yes
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? no
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? yes
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? no
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? yes
29Been skinny dipping? yes
30Been to a strip club? no
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? no
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) no
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? yes
34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? yes
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? yes but it was my husband at the time!
36Had sex on the beach? yes
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? no
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? yes
39 Been called a slag? yes
40 Called your mum a bitch? yes
41 Been videoed having sex? erm.. does sending a video message on my phone of me "playing toys" count???
42 Got off on watching porn? yes
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? no
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? yes
45 Killed an animal? yes
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? yes
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) dont think so
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? no
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? no
The highest possible score is 100!!! at the end it's that easy...
The highest possible score is 100!!! at the end. It's that easy.....
Think thats a 60 for me then :shock:
For every 'Yes' give yourself 2 points then add up your points at the end to find out How Bad Are You Really?
It's that easy.....
Questions: Have You Ever...?
1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? yes
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? yes
3 Had a one night stand? yes
4 Had a threesome? yes
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? no
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? no
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? yes
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? yes
9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? yes
10Snorted cocaine? no
11 Dealt drugs for money? no
12Given oral sex in a public place? yes
13Received oral sex in a public place? yes
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? no
15Screwed someone over five years older than you? yes
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? yes
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? yes
18 Beaten someone up? yes
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? no
20 Played pull a pig? yes
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? no
22 Got high/drunk in school? yes
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? not that I can remember :shock:
24 Got naked playing strip polka? yes
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? no
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? yes
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? no
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? yes
29Been skinny dipping? yes
30Been to a strip club? no
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? no
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) no
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? yes
34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? yes
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? yes but it was my husband at the time!
36Had sex on the beach? yes
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? no
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? yes
39 Been called a slag? yes
40 Called your mum a bitch? yes
41 Been videoed having sex? erm.. does sending a video message on my phone of me "playing toys" count???
42 Got off on watching porn? yes
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? no
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? yes
45 Killed an animal? yes
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? yes
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) dont think so
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? no
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? no
The highest possible score is 100!!! at the end it's that easy...
The highest possible score is 100!!! at the end. It's that easy.....
Think thats a 60 for me then :shock:
Sex God
Quote by davej
It was noticed Venus
........davej goes into the kitchen whilst whistling 'duelling banjo's but can't think why.........
dave, no need. i know full well poor ole venus has at least 6 fingers ((( i mean 12! 2 hands like! ))) so she's hardly in a position to judge, or play the bloody banjo either for that matter!
:smug:
n x x x :P
Mars-
48! Match made in heaven! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by MrFC
Directions: Ask yourself the following questions.
For every 'Yes' give yourself 2 points then add up your points at the end to find out How Bad Are You Really?
It's that easy.....
Questions: Have You Ever...?
1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? yes
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? yes
3 Had a one night stand? yes
4 Had a threesome? yes
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? yes
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? yes
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? yes
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? yes
9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? no
10Snorted cocaine? yes
11 Dealt drugs for money? no
12Given oral sex in a public place? yes
13Received oral sex in a public place? yes
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? no
15Screwed someone over five years older than you? yes
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? no
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? yes
18 Beaten someone up? yes
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? no
20 Played pull a pig? no
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? no
22 Got high/drunk in school? yes
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? no
24 Got naked playing strip polka? no
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? no
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? no
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? no
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? no
29Been skinny dipping? yes
30Been to a strip club? no
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? no
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) no
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? no
34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? yes
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? no
36Had sex on the beach? no
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? no
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? yes
39 Been called a slag? no
40 Called your mum a bitch? yes
41 Been videoed having sex? no
42 Got off on watching porn? yes
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? no
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? no
45 Killed an animal? yes
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? yes
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) no
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? yes
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? yes
The highest possible score is 100!!! at the end it's that easy...
The highest possible score is 100!!! at the end. It's that easy.....
48! Match made in heaven! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
It was noticed Venus
........davej goes into the kitchen whilst whistling 'duelling banjo's but can't think why.........
dave, no need. i know full well poor ole venus has at least 6 fingers ((( i mean 12! 2 hands like! ))) so she's hardly in a position to judge, or play the bloody banjo either for that matter!
:smug:
n x x x :P
I knew there was a reason we couldn't get a word in edgeways, Venus has got an advantage over us when it comes to typing out posts.
Sex God
What's 49 x 2?
No, that's not my score, I'm just asking what's 49 x 2?
No, that's not my score, I'm just asking what's 49 x 2?
Quote by Calista
62 here but I aint revealing my secrets :shock: :shock: :shock:
74 for me. Thank God for Calista. At least I am not the only one "up there" and I can plead the 5th as well. I do not consider myself a bad person though. Surely most of those things are just what happens in life? No?
Oh dear.
Although I have to say a big NO to 24 Got naked playing strip polka?
Surely you would need a string quartet for that, how embarrasing. Unless they were playing too?
:lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Hmm. 24. Nearly angelic, methinks.
Sex God
ha!!!!
i went back and did the proper test!
i scored 34!!!! :smug: so there!
the whole casual cousin fondling thing was a bleeding joke, and you lot are pervs of the highest order, so there! :P
n x x x x
i went back and did the proper test!
i scored 34!!!! :smug: so there!
the whole casual cousin fondling thing was a bleeding joke, and you lot are pervs of the highest order, so there! :P
n x x x x
Questions: Have You Ever...?
1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? YES
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? NO
3 Had a one night stand? YES
4 Had a threesome? YES
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? NO
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? YES
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? YES
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? YES
9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? YES
10Snorted cocaine? NO
11 Dealt drugs for money? NO
12Given oral sex in a public place? YES
13Received oral sex in a public place? YES
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? YES
15Screwed someone over five years older than you? YES
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? NO
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? YES
18 Beaten someone up? NO
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? NO
20 Played pull a pig? NO
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? NO
22 Got high/drunk in school? NO
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? NO
24 Got naked playing strip polka? NO
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? NO
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? YES
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? NO
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? YES
29Been skinny dipping? NO
30Been to a strip club? NO
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? NO
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) NO
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? NO
34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? YES
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? NO
36Had sex on the beach? YES
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? NO
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? YES
39 Been called a slag? YES
40 Called your mum a bitch? NO
41 Been videoed having sex? NO
42 Got off on watching porn? YES
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? NO
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? NO
45 Killed an animal? NO
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? YES
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) NO
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? NO
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? NO
Wow only 40! Must work on that
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1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? YES
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? NO
3 Had a one night stand? YES
4 Had a threesome? YES
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? NO
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? YES
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? YES
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? YES
9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? YES
10Snorted cocaine? NO
11 Dealt drugs for money? NO
12Given oral sex in a public place? YES
13Received oral sex in a public place? YES
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? YES
15Screwed someone over five years older than you? YES
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? NO
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? YES
18 Beaten someone up? NO
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? NO
20 Played pull a pig? NO
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? NO
22 Got high/drunk in school? NO
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? NO
24 Got naked playing strip polka? NO
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? NO
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? YES
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? NO
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? YES
29Been skinny dipping? NO
30Been to a strip club? NO
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? NO
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) NO
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? NO
34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? YES
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? NO
36Had sex on the beach? YES
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? NO
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? YES
39 Been called a slag? YES
40 Called your mum a bitch? NO
41 Been videoed having sex? NO
42 Got off on watching porn? YES
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? NO
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? NO
45 Killed an animal? NO
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? YES
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) NO
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? NO
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? NO
Wow only 40! Must work on that
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