How Bad Are You Really?

13 Feb 2005

Quote by davej
The above post was made by neilinleeds who would now like to be referred to as....... neilinalabama

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
44 ain't bad is it? :uhoh:
Oh and Lilacgem, do you have permission off the original owner to use that pic as your avatar?
*easy senses a trip to his solicitor is in order (the legal type, not that woman who keeps getting banned rolleyes

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: evil

13 Feb 2005

80.. but if i say it quick - no one will notice!!!!!!

13 Feb 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
80.. but if i say it quick - no one will notice!!!!!

;) :thumbup: :P (sorry, but venus isn't about and I know she'd have wanted me to do that. lol

)
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

13 Feb 2005

:smug: :angel:
Another angel(ish) here
36
Most of those point are due to Calista so if i discount them about 10

13 Feb 2005

Quote by easy
80.. but if i say it quick - no one will notice!!!!!

;) :thumbup: :P (sorry, but venus isn't about and I know she'd have wanted me to do that. lol

)
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Thankyou Easy, good to see someone keeping up my good work!
Venusxxx

13 Feb 2005

Quote by easy
The above post was made by neilinleeds who would now like to be referred to as....... neilinalabama

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: evil

easy i'm so glad you said that, cos i kinda did the ole double take at lilac gem last night, and thought you don't look like that from behind?!?! :doh:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
/wanders off in search of contacts . . . .
n x x x :P
p.s. lilac gem . . . that was a joke. honest! :uhoh:

13 Feb 2005

1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? Yes, but not for at least the last 48 hours :angel:
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? No
3 Had a one night stand? Yes
4 Had a threesome? No
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! evil

6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? No
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? No :sad:
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? Bearing in mind 7, clearly not! rolleyes

9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? No
10Snorted cocaine? No
11 Dealt drugs for money? NO!!!!!
12Given oral sex in a public place? No
13Received oral sex in a public place? Yes - assuming in a car on the motorway counts!
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? No
15Screwed someone over five years older than you? Yes
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? No
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? No
18 Beaten someone up? Never
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? Certainly not
20 Played pull a pig? No idea! dunno

21 Tried it on with a minger for money? No
22 Got high/drunk in school? Yes
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? No (total absence of girls may have been a contributory factor!)
24 Got naked playing strip polka? I don't dance! Ohh, do you mean poker? Yes
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? No
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? Yes
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? No, but nearly
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? No
29Been skinny dipping? Definitely - highly recommend it! :twisted:
30Been to a strip club? Many (PM me for recommendations! :twisted smile

31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? Yep
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) No
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? No
34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? Yes
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? NEVER - don't steal
36Had sex on the beach? No
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? No
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? Yes
39 Been called a slag? No
40 Called your mum a bitch? No
41 Been videoed having sex? Not yet
42 Got off on watching porn? Yes
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? No
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? No but have received it. Does that count for one?
45 Killed an animal? Yes but not intentionally (roadkill)
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? Yes
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) No
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? No
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? No
28/29 :shock: That's rather pathetic isn't it? It looks as though Jags and I are safe to meet anyone's mum!

13 Feb 2005

56... I'm sooooooooooooooooooooo good..... lol

13 Feb 2005

Looks as if Will and I are safe to meet each other!
:shock:
lol

:lol:
How about at that lovely round tower in the middle of Main Street Bedrock?? kiss

13 Feb 2005

Ah well um Will, about that whole `robbing alcohol from an offy` thing on Mars` results, you realise we are not talking `liquer store holdup` here don`t you?! Just `stupid teenage `I`ll nab that whilst his back is turned` sorta thing.......but that has to count, else his score will be lower than mine and I can`t have that!
Oh and on mine, the `killing animals` was me fishing as a kid with my dad, and putting something out of its misery once. I don`t make a habit of slaughtering animals now! Oh, and the `beating up thing?! I was a teen and it was self-defense! :uhoh:
Venusxxx

13 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
Looks as if Will and I are safe to meet each other!
:shock:
:lol:
How about at that lovely round tower in the middle of Main Street Bedrock??

Oh goody!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Fancy another midnight walk round the village? :twisted:
Will

13 Feb 2005

How the heck did I only get 40??!!! dunno

Rsxx :color:

13 Feb 2005

56 here

13 Feb 2005

Directions: Ask yourself the following questions.
For every 'Yes' give yourself 2 points then add up your points at the end to find out How Bad Are You Really?
It's that easy.....
Questions: Have You Ever...?
1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? no
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? no
3 Had a one night stand? yes
4 Had a threesome? yes
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? no
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? no
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? yes
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? yes
9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? no
10Snorted cocaine? no
11 Dealt drugs for money? no
12Given oral sex in a public place? yes
13Received oral sex in a public place? yes
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? no
15Screwed someone over five years older than you? yes
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? no
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? yes
18 Beaten someone up? no
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? no
20 Played pull a pig? no
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? no
22 Got high/drunk in school? no
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? no
24 Got naked playing strip polka? yes
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex?yes
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? yes
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? no (wanted to!)
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club?no
29Been skinny dipping? no
30Been to a strip club? no
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? no
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) no
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? yes
34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? yes (can I have 2 points for each time)
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it?no
36Had sex on the beach? no
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? no
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? yes
39 Been called a slag? no
40 Called your mum a bitch? no
41 Been videoed having sex? no
42 Got off on watching porn? yes
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? no
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? yes
45 Killed an animal? yes (loads- do I get a point for each one)
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? no
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) no
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? no
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? no
The highest possible score is 100!!! at the end it's that easy...
The highest possible score is 100!!! at the end. It's that easy...
I make that 38
:angel:
didn't realise I was as good as that !

13 Feb 2005

hey i ain't too bad 46 :undecided:
i think...........

13 Feb 2005

Quote by cool4catz
Why is it two points for each question, and how can the highest possible score be 100 when there are only 49 questions? And how come I only scored 22?

22 because your a goody two shoes
:boo: :boo: :boo:

13 Feb 2005

Questions: Have You Ever...?
1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? Yes
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? Yes
3 Had a one night stand? Yes
4 Had a threesome? Yes
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? No
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? Yes
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? Yes
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? No
9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? No
10Snorted cocaine? No
11 Dealt drugs for money? No
12Given oral sex in a public place? Yes
13Received oral sex in a public place? Yes
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? Yes
15Screwed someone over five years older than you? No
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? No
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? Yes
18 Beaten someone up? No
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? No
20 Played pull a pig? No
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? No
22 Got high/drunk in school? Yes
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? Yes
24 Got naked playing strip polka? Yes
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? Yes
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? Yes
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? No
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? Yes
29Been skinny dipping? Yes
30Been to a strip club? No
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? No
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) No
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? Yes redface

34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? Noooooooo
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? No
36Had sex on the beach? Yes
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? No
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? Yes
39 Been called a slag? Yes
40 Called your mum a bitch? Yes
41 Been videoed having sex? Yes
42 Got off on watching porn? Yes
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? Yes
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? Yes
45 Killed an animal? No
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? Yes
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) Yes
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? Yes
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? Yes

13 Feb 2005

1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? No
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? No
3 Had a one night stand? No
4 Had a threesome? No
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? No
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? No
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? No
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? No
9 Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? No
10 Snorted cocaine? No
11 Dealt drugs for money? No
12 Given oral sex in a public place? Yes
13 Received oral sex in a public place? Yes
14 Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? No
15 Screwed someone over five years older than you? Yes
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? No
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? No
18 Beaten someone up? Yes (well, one punch and they were smashing the car headlight)
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? No
20 Played pull a pig? No
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? No
22 Got high/drunk in school? No
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? No
24 Got naked playing strip polka? No
25 Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? No
26 Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? Yes
27 Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? No
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? No
29 Been skinny dipping? No
30 Been to a strip club? No
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? No
32 Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) No
33 Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? No
34 Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? No
35 Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? No
36 Had sex on the beach? No
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? No
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? No
39 Been called a slag? No
40 Called your mum a bitch? No
41 Been videoed having sex? No
42 Got off on watching porn? Yes
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? No
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? Yes
45 Killed an animal? Yes
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? No
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) No
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? No
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? No
16 Oh dear must be on the wrong site smile

14 Feb 2005

32 - suppose I must bea bit bad...thank goodness lol

14 Feb 2005

Questions: Have You Ever...?
1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? NO
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? NO
3 Had a one night stand? YES
4 Had a threesome? YES
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? NO
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? PROBABLY- YES
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? YES
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? Unfortunately NO
9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? NO
10Snorted cocaine? NO
11 Dealt drugs for money? NO
12Given oral sex in a public place? NO
13Received oral sex in a public place? YES
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? NO
15Screwed someone over five years older than you? YES- 15 yrs to be exact
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? NO
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? YES
18 Beaten someone up? YES
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? NO
20 Played pull a pig? NO
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? NO
22 Got high/drunk in school? NO
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? NO
24 Got naked playing strip polka? NO
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? NO
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? NO
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? EEEW NO
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? NO
29Been skinny dipping? NO
30Been to a strip club? NO
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? NO
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) NO
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? NO
34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? YES
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? NO
36Had sex on the beach? NO
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? NO- thats because I haven't met such people !
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? YES
39 Been called a slag? NO
40 Called your mum a bitch? NO
41 Been videoed having sex? NO
42 Got off on watching porn? YES
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? NO
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? NO
45 Killed an animal? NO
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? NO
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) NO
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? YES
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? NO
Only 24, sad

Just means I have alot to look forward too biggrin

:bounce:

14 Feb 2005

Quote by Jags
Not very bad am I ??? ops:
:P

When did you enter the convent confused

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lol
Hugs
Jay n Jax

14 Feb 2005

I'm a 54...so kind of average I guess....Jax on the other hand is keeping strangly quiet on the subject.
Mmmmmm
lol
Hugs
Jay n Jax

14 Feb 2005

Questions: Have You Ever...?
1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? Umm... I confess - but I was 16 at the time!
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? No.
3 Had a one night stand? Yes.
4 Had a threesome? Yes.
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? No.
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? No.
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? No.
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? No.
9 Pulled your mate's boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? No.
10 Snorted cocaine? No.
11 Dealt drugs for money? No.
12 Given oral sex in a public place? Yes.
13 Received oral sex in a public place? No.
14 Screwed someone so minging they don't deserve to be called a person? No.
15 Screwed someone over five years older than you? Yes.
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? No.
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the same room? Yes.
18 Beaten someone up? No.
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? No.
20 Played pull a pig? dunno

No.
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? No.
22 Got high/drunk in school? No.
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? No.
24 Got naked playing strip poker? No - can't play cards!
25 Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? No.
26 Got it on with someone from your work (past or present)? No.
27 Snogged a family member like your cousin? No.
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? No.
29 Been skinny dipping? No.
30 Been to a strip club? No.
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? No.
32 Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) :dunno:
33 Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? No.
34 Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? Yes.
35 Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? No.
36 Had sex on the beach? I wish!
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? No.
38 Had sex with someone on the day that you met them? Yes.
39 Been called a slag? Yes - but I think that was jealousy!
40 Called your mum a bitch? No.
41 Been videoed having sex? No.
42 Got off on watching porn? No - but Ken Russell's sex scenes do it for me!
43 Had a shag in your parents' bed? No.
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? Yes.
45 Killed an animal? No, it survived - thank goodness.
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? No.
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when you're drunk) No.
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? No.
49 Snogged one of your best mate's brothers or sisters or both? No.
Sappho scores 20. redface

God's truth, your Honour! Nice to know Will has been naughtier than me!